:cool:

 

 

i need some help here guys. because my english teacher likes to give us pointless assignments, i have to have a "clever" and "modern" valentines day card thingy. doesn't really have to be a card, it can just be writing on a heart-shaped piece of paper or something. it's supposed to be funny. also we have to present this to the class. all i'm going for is a chuckle. one example he showed us was one from the Y2K era where someone made a You're 2 Kute card thing. i know, it's lame.

 

I NEED CLEVER VALENTINES DAY PHRASES

What

wanna play the rape game?

no?

your playing it all to well....

My friend thought of "you're like a care package in my team deathmatch"

 

pretty clever yet cringe-inducing at the same time

when i turn on fan:major shivering thing

when i turn it off: heatness and little shivering

what do

Stop being a [kitty] and man up.

 

time to copy this :thumbup:

rape

im shivering like a [bleep]ing washer

so did you go to that dance thing halo?

 

oh wait yeah you did. jeez i must be tired. how was it?

[bleep] yeah, found my old bike lying arround, gonna go for a ride tomorrow morning, which is this morning, which is 5 hours from now.

 

Also, [bleep] you guys for making me check how many hours I have in runescape. [bleep] you.

 

 

Also.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAS-gHNV3Fs

so did you go to that dance thing halo?

 

oh wait yeah you did. jeez i must be tired. how was it?

It was awesome. Although the DJ played waaaaaay too much dubstep.

Way too much.

Spamming.

so did you go to that dance thing halo?

 

oh wait yeah you did. jeez i must be tired. how was it?

It was awesome. Although the DJ played waaaaaay too much dubstep.

Way too much.

wubwubwubwubwubbbbbwubwubwubwubWUBWUBWUB

so did you go to that dance thing halo?

 

oh wait yeah you did. jeez i must be tired. how was it?

It was awesome. Although the DJ played waaaaaay too much dubstep.

Way too much.

wubwubwubwubwubbbbbwubwubwubwubWUBWUBWUB

 

so good :cool:

 

(skip to 1:21 for the drop)

so did you go to that dance thing halo?

 

oh wait yeah you did. jeez i must be tired. how was it?

It was awesome. Although the DJ played waaaaaay too much dubstep.

Way too much.

 

I used that to annoy everyone last night. 'This scene would be more dramatic with dubstep' or 'Those trains are gonna crash to the beautiful sound of dubstep'. Trololo.

I [bleep]ing hate dubstep.

SO ANNOYING.

 

 

For 321:

I'd give this to the ladyfriend, alas, I don't think she's gotten that far into the game.

 

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what?

You're such a cutie Dax.

If you haven't played BioShock, you won't get it.

I [bleep]ing hate dubstep.

SO ANNOYING.

 

 

For 321:

Saw that earlier

Son: Dad, if you saw a $10 note and a $5 note on the floor, which will you take?

Dad: The $10 of course!

Son: Dad, you're so STUPID! Why not take both?

Dad: .....

Like if you get it :D

 

 

 

 

 

LOL LIEK IF U GET IT XD

 

how is it possible for someone not to understand that. like, what.

LOLo0l i getz IT luLs