champion Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 :cool: i need some help here guys. because my english teacher likes to give us pointless assignments, i have to have a "clever" and "modern" valentines day card thingy. doesn't really have to be a card, it can just be writing on a heart-shaped piece of paper or something. it's supposed to be funny. also we have to present this to the class. all i'm going for is a chuckle. one example he showed us was one from the Y2K era where someone made a You're 2 Kute card thing. i know, it's lame. I NEED CLEVER VALENTINES DAY PHRASES Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jehosaphat Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 What Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pepsiguy Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 wanna play the rape game?no?your playing it all to well.... The once was a mexican called pepsi,Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,He was a pretty cool bro,Bros generally are you know,He hailed from the land of 'taters,He was known to hate many-a-hater,He likes a girl named Lacey,His thoughts about her are kind of racy,And also his dad likes to [rooster]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
champion Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 My friend thought of "you're like a care package in my team deathmatch" pretty clever yet cringe-inducing at the same time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pepsiguy Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 when i turn on fan:major shivering thingwhen i turn it off: heatness and little shiveringwhat do The once was a mexican called pepsi,Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,He was a pretty cool bro,Bros generally are you know,He hailed from the land of 'taters,He was known to hate many-a-hater,He likes a girl named Lacey,His thoughts about her are kind of racy,And also his dad likes to [rooster]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 Stop being a [kitty] and man up. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
champion Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 time to copy this :thumbup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 rape "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pepsiguy Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 im shivering like a [bleep]ing washer The once was a mexican called pepsi,Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,He was a pretty cool bro,Bros generally are you know,He hailed from the land of 'taters,He was known to hate many-a-hater,He likes a girl named Lacey,His thoughts about her are kind of racy,And also his dad likes to [rooster]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
champion Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 so did you go to that dance thing halo? oh wait yeah you did. jeez i must be tired. how was it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 [bleep] yeah, found my old bike lying arround, gonna go for a ride tomorrow morning, which is this morning, which is 5 hours from now. Also, [bleep] you guys for making me check how many hours I have in runescape. [bleep] you. Also. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAS-gHNV3Fs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 so did you go to that dance thing halo? oh wait yeah you did. jeez i must be tired. how was it?It was awesome. Although the DJ played waaaaaay too much dubstep.Way too much. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jehosaphat Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 Spamming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
champion Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 so did you go to that dance thing halo? oh wait yeah you did. jeez i must be tired. how was it?It was awesome. Although the DJ played waaaaaay too much dubstep.Way too much.wubwubwubwubwubbbbbwubwubwubwubWUBWUBWUB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 so did you go to that dance thing halo? oh wait yeah you did. jeez i must be tired. how was it?It was awesome. Although the DJ played waaaaaay too much dubstep.Way too much.wubwubwubwubwubbbbbwubwubwubwubWUBWUBWUB "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
champion Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 so good :cool: (skip to 1:21 for the drop) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dax Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 so did you go to that dance thing halo? oh wait yeah you did. jeez i must be tired. how was it?It was awesome. Although the DJ played waaaaaay too much dubstep.Way too much. I used that to annoy everyone last night. 'This scene would be more dramatic with dubstep' or 'Those trains are gonna crash to the beautiful sound of dubstep'. Trololo. #KERR2016/17/18/19/20/21. #rpgformod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 I [bleep]ing hate dubstep.SO ANNOYING. For 321: "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dax Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 I'd give this to the ladyfriend, alas, I don't think she's gotten that far into the game. [hide=][/hide] #KERR2016/17/18/19/20/21. #rpgformod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
champion Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 You're such a cutie Dax. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dax Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 If you haven't played BioShock, you won't get it. #KERR2016/17/18/19/20/21. #rpgformod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 I [bleep]ing hate dubstep.SO ANNOYING. For 321:Saw that earlier God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
champion Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 Son: Dad, if you saw a $10 note and a $5 note on the floor, which will you take?Dad: The $10 of course!Son: Dad, you're so STUPID! Why not take both?Dad: .....Like if you get it :D LOL LIEK IF U GET IT XD how is it possible for someone not to understand that. like, what. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dax Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 LOLo0l i getz IT luLs #KERR2016/17/18/19/20/21. #rpgformod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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