It's still not late, Dax.

 

Just write a letter that goes like this:

 

"Be my valentine or I will run over your dog and kidnap your little brother.

 

--D"

She hasn't got a dog or a little brother! D:

Oh, that complicates things.

 

A sick relative?

 

Wheelchair confined parent?

No and no! D:

Damn. OK, give up, ask a blind girl out or something.

Well, we've been together for like 8 months now. :3

how am i up right now

ok this how you do it dax

just walk up to her all calmy with a friendly smile and have your friend play a romantic song while you hold something behind your back

then when you guys get close and she puts her hand on your arms

then when it gets sooooooooooooooooooo romantic while you guys are looking each other in the eyes say

 

 

 

 

OH [cabbage] STRANDER DANGER!!!!!!!

 

 

 

then start stabbing her repeatedly

I think I'll just go with my original super secret plan.

 

Although it does indeed involve knives and kidnap. So you're both getting close.

:arrow:

Is it the same plan that halo used on that freshman? Because if it is, bring a towel!

Nope.

the night wants to kill me

this is what i think

Night...hmm...wait! My gardener's name is night. I'll go tell him to cut it out...

Cold.

Why does Dax need an elaborate plan?

I don't remember posting that at all.

 

God damn, I need to stop doing that.

Rode my bicicle arround for 1 hour this morning.

 

Feels good, except for the [bleep]ing blazing sun. [bleep] YOU SUN.

 

I want to go biking so badly right now.

Go biking while listening to Boards of Canada.

 

 

my bike kinda sucks

i have my street one and it has solid tires so it doesnt go flat

but damn its heavier and its a [bleep] to go up hills

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDmWJbN8bDo

I got a really nice bike a couple years ago for Christmas. It's awesome.

long time no see wits

Thanks Dax. DAMMIT DAX

 

And remember today's lesson gents, never take anything for granted...Even if it's as ridiculous as "raping a freshman".

Come on guys... :rolleyes:

It;s believable that you would stand and not do anything to help if you saw some guy being molested like that.

 

yep

now trying to build back up relations with pepsigirl

good luck

 

You:You wanna play the rape game?

Her: What!?!?!? NO!

You: That's the spirit.....

you totally deserve to get raped by some hot girl.... (since you like the chubbies)

 

Also, "stop", in women language, usually means "Go on, but harder! HARDER!"

<_< Does it mean the same thing if someone stuffs your butt with a 26" and no lube?

 

Wait the rape game thing? or if she wants to go out. if she says yes and she isn't a fatty I claim my name, thus you will have asked her out for me.

<_< stop lying. we all know you like the chubbies.

 

so if pepsi's wimmin is pepsigirl....

 

seany's wimmin would be.....

 

???

seanygirl?

 

fluffybear or somethin

oh snap!!

 

GET OUT FACEBOOK!

 

What about Napalm?

 

lady_Death?

no.. lady napalm.

 

disregard wimmin acquire currency.

 

Just watched a commercial about moisturizing men's body wash. Who in [bleep]'s sphincter cares about moisturized skin if you're a man.

I'd love a guy with baby soft skin and rock hard abs.

 

Pep-daddy this [bleep] is obviously hot for you. stop being a wuss and take initiative. [bleep]es love initiative takers. And guys who treat them like dirt. Its proven!

I bet you love the wimmins who treat you like dirt and walk all over you.

 

It's OK halo, we have all been rapists at one stage of our lives. Just admit it.

Just like Wits? With her Managa Edits?

 

Also...I still am one...

[hide][/hide]

 

I'm sure my manga edits aren't that bad... :3

I only shave when my mo hair gets too seedy for my liking.

 

I don't shave anywhere else, I trim those when they need it, however.

what is the "mo hair" is.. that.. the... hair on your privates?

 

lol i just applied to mcdonald's

good luck.

 

I told her lets just be friends, but we danced to every slow song there.

I prefer to go solo. :thumbup:

 

So no. I am not /FG/'s lady's man. But damn, I haven't felt so happy in such a long time.

Wait, you friend-zoned her?!?

Yep. But you know, she would have done the same eventually, see my reply to Tyler.

 

 

Just to let you know, that's not a decision you can go back on.

 

I know from experience.

I didn't really want to date her, everyone wanted me to date her, and vice versa with her. So really, I believe it works out for both parities.

This is a good thing. friend zone all girls who can't make up their minds. You don't want to be with a girl who dates you and 5 other guys at the same time because she can't make up her mind... that'd be like if you were kissing those other guys too. and you'd have to trust them not to get STDs

 

I'm just going to say this here: all the guys I know would be totally ok with that.

 

Then again, 2 of the guys I know made out with each other in front of a teacher today. (Both of them have girlfriends too, so...)

No guys I know would be okay with that.

 

Also, Girlfriendship does not rule out [bleep]ry.

I want to see this in real life. two "straight" guys kissing so that they'd get attention...

 

Halo's the closest thing? God, I suddenly understand why women become either feminists or lesbians....

Feminists piss me off.

 

Lesbians i just think are odd. I've never seen a hot lesbian in person.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Difference_feminism

 

:cool:

 

 

i need some help here guys. because my english teacher likes to give us pointless assignments, i have to have a "clever" and "modern" valentines day card thingy. doesn't really have to be a card, it can just be writing on a heart-shaped piece of paper or something. it's supposed to be funny. also we have to present this to the class. all i'm going for is a chuckle. one example he showed us was one from the Y2K era where someone made a You're 2 Kute card thing. i know, it's lame.

 

I NEED CLEVER VALENTINES DAY PHRASES

I made a creepy valentines day card without words.

 

long time no see wits

thanks. I was sick.