My sister is almost 13.

 

So I didn't find kitten before bed, but I woke up just before 6 and heard that it was pouring outside so I turned on the back light, 15 seconds later I hear frantic meowing and there's Carlos, soaked. I let him in but he couldn't come to bed with me. I have him nows though, he's dry and cuddly as ever.

 

you left your cat outside in the rain for the night? you dumb [bleep].

 

-slaps fluffy- :evil:

 

It's funny that you treat cats better than what you would treat your ideal boyfriend.

 

:mellow:

If my ideal bf thinks its fine for him to stay out late at night, in the rain, partying and having fun by himself/with friends.. and doesn't think to call me.. and knows im worried.. and I call for him.. and he.. well he blatantly ignores me in order to have fun..

 

I wouldn't think of him as a boyfriend.. I'd think more of him as my kid.. and I'd pretty much consider any sexy time to be incest and we'd break up. :mellow:

 

so there.

I wouldn't think of him as a boyfriend.. I'd think more of him as my kid.. and I'd pretty much consider any sexy time to be incest and we'd break up. :mellow:

 

 

Oh...kay....

I would treat my kid better than my bf/husband.

 

<_<

But you just said they were essentially the same thing to you...?

no.

 

I just said that if my bf wants to behave like a little kid, i;ll treat him like a kid. <_< huge difference.

 

also... for those who are too into mc and wnat to have something to put on their desk.. i found this.

http://paperkraft.blogspot.com/2011/02/minecraft-paper-toy-offers-lots-of.html

no.

 

I just said that if my bf wants to behave like a little kid, i;ll treat him like a kid. <_< huge difference.

 

also... for those who are too into mc and wnat to have something to put on their desk.. i found this.

http://paperkraft.blogspot.com/2011/02/minecraft-paper-toy-offers-lots-of.html

 

Oh, right, I didn't read the If in the beggining of your post.

Sexy time with a kid is pedophilia not incest.

 

Also I don't know where you're going to find a guy who's going to put up with your limitations.

Sexy time with a kid is pedophilia not incest.

 

Also I don't know where you're going to find a guy who's going to put up with your limitations.

 

:ohnoes:

 

I've lowered my standard to not include him having a pretty face or abs.

I figure I can force him on a diet and exercise regime to burn off his fat and turn hot.

I'm not talking about a good looking guy. I'm talking about a guy at all. What makes you think he'd stay with you when he can go find someone else who treats him better and looks just as good or better.

<_<

 

then he wasnt my ideal guy... was he...

<_<

 

then he wasnt my ideal guy... was he...

 

Well then you're basically wanting an idiot, because no other man would stand all that stuff.

<_<

 

then he wasnt my ideal guy... was he...

 

Well then you're basically wanting an idiot, because no other man would stand all that stuff.

:mellow: so I should add that to my criteria?

Not so much a criteria as it is the only applicable group.

Well, maybe she could get one of those BDSM guys, I hear they love dominatrices.

:oops:

 

 

why don't we talk about you guys...

What about us?

Well, maybe she could get one of those BDSM guys, I hear they love dominatrices.

It would work in the bedroom, but I can't think of anyone I know who likes to have to phone in every hour.

Well, maybe she could get one of those BDSM guys, I hear they love dominatrices.

It would work in the bedroom, but I can't think of anyone I know who likes to have to phone in every hour.

 

phone in every hour?

 

why??

 

especially when there are tracking devices you can implant under the skin wehn he;s sleeping?

Relationships driven by deceit and mistrust always turn out ok.

 

Also what napalm said, what about us?

how's your ideal girlfriends eh?

Tall (by girl standards), preferably blonde, intelligent and outgoing. Bonus points if she tollerates the vidya, alcohol and pot.

 

Oh, and laid-back.

Edited March 20, 201115 yr by Napalm_Death

Tall (by girl standards), preferably blonde, intelligent and outgoing. Bonus points if she tollerates the vidya, alcohol and pot.

 

Oh, cmon, it's not like I'm asking for that much.

Edited March 20, 201115 yr by Napalm_Death

of course not...