blaah Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 If she does, either politely say no, or grab her by the breasts, quickly close and lock the door, come back to spamming, everythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpg.I lol'd /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesset Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 (edited) Except it's going to be a group. Like 10 or so girls. And at least one of them used to do Taekwondo. I could overpower 6 or 7, but not all 10. Edit: Oh, and if they do this, they'll probably have a key to my house from my neighbor. :/ Edited March 20, 2011 by who_am_i My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 I somehow doubt all six will be standing right in front of your door. Plus you have the element of surprise. God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaah Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 (edited) Prepare for battle, find water balloons. Or substitute water filled bags for them. Or let out the dog. Or something. Dead bolt lock. Hide. All lights out, silence, hide until they quit. Or leave, go outside and hide. Edited March 20, 2011 by Fluffyzoe64 /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesset Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 I don't. It's what they'll do. My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 You don't what God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaah Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 I'd laugh if they didn't show up and you're being paranoid about nothing /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesset Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 I know I probably am. But ya know, whatever. My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 (edited) They probably won't. And if they all are crammed in front of your door, then rather than grabbing one, do a quick "caress" of all them. Like running your hand along a fence. Only the fence is boobs. Edited March 20, 2011 by SeanyTheBear God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaah Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 Or. Show up to the door, completely naked. /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 Or. Show up to the door, completely naked.I like the way you think. Not the concept of Tyler naked, but the cleverness of the ploy. God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesset Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 Alright, that's what I'll do. Thanks zoe. My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaah Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 Okay. I see no way that the plan would go wrong. Unless they laughed or took pictures, but I think the pure shock may leave them little room for thought. /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 (edited) You must do it completely normal. As though nothing is out of place. Note: If it's cold over there atm you may want to *ahem*"get ready" first Edited March 20, 2011 by SeanyTheBear God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesset Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 I'm also going to be carrying an axe. My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaah Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 (edited) Like, hey ladies, what's up? Oh sorry, I don't feel like going out. Please close the door, I feel a draft. Axe, or large firearm, whichever you have easier access to. Firearm, not gun, no love gun jokes. Or jokes about a draft on your shaft. No, that'd streak my little mind. Streak. Edited March 20, 2011 by Fluffyzoe64 /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 I'm also going to be carrying an axe.If you happen to have one of those "homemaker" magazines, have that too. God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesset Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 I don't. Should I run to the store? My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaah Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 Maybe draw smiley faces on your skin, or give yourself a tramp stamp, so if they happen to see when you turn around and walk away /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 nah, it woulda just been an added wtf. If you had an axe they could reason you were doing something incredibly masculine, and to enhance the masculinity you had to be naked. but if you had had a homemaker magazine, that would completely throw them off. God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesset Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 Oooh. I think there's a 17 somewhere around here. Err, don't ask why. My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaah Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 Watch them through the window as they leave. /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dax Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 Cs55. #KERR2016/17/18/19/20/21. #rpgformod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaah Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 Cs55.Are you caught up on our discussion? /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 He was [bleep], and failed the hand check. God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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