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I just got an email saying that I was selected to represent my high school at the National Young Leaders Conference in Washington D.C.

90% sure this is a scam or some [cabbage].

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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oh lawdy, master races.

 

@halo Your teachers would probably tell you about that kinda stoof. If it doesn't actually say the name of your school it's an even better chance its a scam. But you're a smart cookie, I dont have to tell you.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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I just got an email saying that I was selected to represent my high school at the National Young Leaders Conference in Washington D.C.

90% sure this is a scam or some [cabbage].

http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/parents-forum/199281-national-young-leaders-conference.html

 

tl;dr not selective and meant for profit but could be okay

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iwannaiwannaiwannatouchyouyouwannatouchmetoo

but no motorboating :(

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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I just had a kind of revelation.

 

Women get offended if you make sexual remarks/advances. Since we are evolutionarily driven to mate with the best mates (Best looking, most fit, etc.) by hitting on them it's really a compliment.

 

But they don't get offended if you don't hit on them, which is like, "Even though I have a built-in sex drive, I don't make advances towards you because you are unappealing and I don't want to mate with you."

 

WIMMIN, Y U SO BACKWARDS?

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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So I has a livestream now.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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Arguably true about motorboating, but if I approached you in real life and said something like, "Excuse me, those clothes look nice on you, but they'd look better on me bedroom floor." I'd probably get a scoff and you'd walk away.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Wimmin hate it when you're straight-forward and blunt, they can't seem to process it.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Would anyone like to see a movie tomorrow? Preferably during the day.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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Wimmin hate it when you're straight-forward and blunt, they can't seem to process it.

Or maybe women don't like to be thought of as only a means to have sex.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

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I'd be taken aback at first, then I'd be like, "erm, when?"

 

And I meant every word. Common example,

My mom: "Sean why did you leave X here?"

Me: "I don't know mom, probably because I'm a terrible person."

My Mom: "i don't know about that."

 

She implies that she wants it picked up but doesn't say, "Hey Sean pick up your X."

 

@Goon: There's a reason people don't usually tell girls they like them through heartfelt speeches. They don't work.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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That more or less depends on who you're talking to or the content, sometimes I'm quite blunt, whereas other times I don't act like things bother me particularly.

 

Ex. Normally when my neighbor would poke at me, I'd just be like whatever, he'll go away eventually. But one night I turned around and said something along the lines of DO IT ONE MORE TIME AND YOU WILL LACK MAN PARTS. I guess that's a physical action example, but with other things, it depends as well.

/FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.

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As soon as I clicked on that site my virus protector went off... :mellow:

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Albel doesn't say anything anymore, just comes in, leaves an arrow and vanishes into the night :(Probably
practising some euphonium

You nearly had me fooled, you fooler you

Euphonium/10.

9/10. To me, always associate Albel with musical stuff in OT.

Everyone with a goatee and glasses is Albel now.

lmfao albel m8 wat r u doin, hi though.

 

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