silver_wits Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 My sister is almost 13. So I didn't find kitten before bed, but I woke up just before 6 and heard that it was pouring outside so I turned on the back light, 15 seconds later I hear frantic meowing and there's Carlos, soaked. I let him in but he couldn't come to bed with me. I have him nows though, he's dry and cuddly as ever. you left your cat outside in the rain for the night? you dumb [bleep]. -slaps fluffy- :evil: It's funny that you treat cats better than what you would treat your ideal boyfriend. :mellow: If my ideal bf thinks its fine for him to stay out late at night, in the rain, partying and having fun by himself/with friends.. and doesn't think to call me.. and knows im worried.. and I call for him.. and he.. well he blatantly ignores me in order to have fun.. I wouldn't think of him as a boyfriend.. I'd think more of him as my kid.. and I'd pretty much consider any sexy time to be incest and we'd break up. :mellow: so there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 I wouldn't think of him as a boyfriend.. I'd think more of him as my kid.. and I'd pretty much consider any sexy time to be incest and we'd break up. :mellow: Oh...kay.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 I would treat my kid better than my bf/husband. <_< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 But you just said they were essentially the same thing to you...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 no. I just said that if my bf wants to behave like a little kid, i;ll treat him like a kid. <_< huge difference. also... for those who are too into mc and wnat to have something to put on their desk.. i found this.http://paperkraft.blogspot.com/2011/02/minecraft-paper-toy-offers-lots-of.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 no. I just said that if my bf wants to behave like a little kid, i;ll treat him like a kid. <_< huge difference. also... for those who are too into mc and wnat to have something to put on their desk.. i found this.http://paperkraft.blogspot.com/2011/02/minecraft-paper-toy-offers-lots-of.html Oh, right, I didn't read the If in the beggining of your post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 Sexy time with a kid is pedophilia not incest. Also I don't know where you're going to find a guy who's going to put up with your limitations. God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 Sexy time with a kid is pedophilia not incest. Also I don't know where you're going to find a guy who's going to put up with your limitations. :ohnoes: I've lowered my standard to not include him having a pretty face or abs.I figure I can force him on a diet and exercise regime to burn off his fat and turn hot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 I'm not talking about a good looking guy. I'm talking about a guy at all. What makes you think he'd stay with you when he can go find someone else who treats him better and looks just as good or better. God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 <_< then he wasnt my ideal guy... was he... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 <_< then he wasnt my ideal guy... was he... Well then you're basically wanting an idiot, because no other man would stand all that stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 <_< then he wasnt my ideal guy... was he... Well then you're basically wanting an idiot, because no other man would stand all that stuff. God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 :mellow: so I should add that to my criteria? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 Not so much a criteria as it is the only applicable group. God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 Well, maybe she could get one of those BDSM guys, I hear they love dominatrices. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 :oops: why don't we talk about you guys... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 What about us? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 Well, maybe she could get one of those BDSM guys, I hear they love dominatrices.It would work in the bedroom, but I can't think of anyone I know who likes to have to phone in every hour. God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 Well, maybe she could get one of those BDSM guys, I hear they love dominatrices.It would work in the bedroom, but I can't think of anyone I know who likes to have to phone in every hour. phone in every hour? why?? especially when there are tracking devices you can implant under the skin wehn he;s sleeping? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 Relationships driven by deceit and mistrust always turn out ok. Also what napalm said, what about us? God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 how's your ideal girlfriends eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 (edited) Tall (by girl standards), preferably blonde, intelligent and outgoing. Bonus points if she tollerates the vidya, alcohol and pot. Oh, and laid-back. Edited March 20, 2011 by Napalm_Death Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 Tall (by girl standards), preferably blonde, intelligent and outgoing. Bonus points if she tollerates the vidya, alcohol and pot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 (edited) Oh, cmon, it's not like I'm asking for that much. Edited March 20, 2011 by Napalm_Death Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 of course not... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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