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My sister is almost 13.

 

So I didn't find kitten before bed, but I woke up just before 6 and heard that it was pouring outside so I turned on the back light, 15 seconds later I hear frantic meowing and there's Carlos, soaked. I let him in but he couldn't come to bed with me. I have him nows though, he's dry and cuddly as ever.

 

you left your cat outside in the rain for the night? you dumb [bleep].

 

-slaps fluffy- :evil:

 

It's funny that you treat cats better than what you would treat your ideal boyfriend.

 

:mellow:

If my ideal bf thinks its fine for him to stay out late at night, in the rain, partying and having fun by himself/with friends.. and doesn't think to call me.. and knows im worried.. and I call for him.. and he.. well he blatantly ignores me in order to have fun..

 

I wouldn't think of him as a boyfriend.. I'd think more of him as my kid.. and I'd pretty much consider any sexy time to be incest and we'd break up. :mellow:

 

so there.

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I wouldn't think of him as a boyfriend.. I'd think more of him as my kid.. and I'd pretty much consider any sexy time to be incest and we'd break up. :mellow:

 

 

Oh...kay....

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no.

 

I just said that if my bf wants to behave like a little kid, i;ll treat him like a kid. <_< huge difference.

 

also... for those who are too into mc and wnat to have something to put on their desk.. i found this.

http://paperkraft.blogspot.com/2011/02/minecraft-paper-toy-offers-lots-of.html

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no.

 

I just said that if my bf wants to behave like a little kid, i;ll treat him like a kid. <_< huge difference.

 

also... for those who are too into mc and wnat to have something to put on their desk.. i found this.

http://paperkraft.blogspot.com/2011/02/minecraft-paper-toy-offers-lots-of.html

 

Oh, right, I didn't read the If in the beggining of your post.

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Sexy time with a kid is pedophilia not incest.

 

Also I don't know where you're going to find a guy who's going to put up with your limitations.

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Sexy time with a kid is pedophilia not incest.

 

Also I don't know where you're going to find a guy who's going to put up with your limitations.

 

:ohnoes:

 

I've lowered my standard to not include him having a pretty face or abs.

I figure I can force him on a diet and exercise regime to burn off his fat and turn hot.

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I'm not talking about a good looking guy. I'm talking about a guy at all. What makes you think he'd stay with you when he can go find someone else who treats him better and looks just as good or better.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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<_<

 

then he wasnt my ideal guy... was he...

 

Well then you're basically wanting an idiot, because no other man would stand all that stuff.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Not so much a criteria as it is the only applicable group.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Well, maybe she could get one of those BDSM guys, I hear they love dominatrices.

It would work in the bedroom, but I can't think of anyone I know who likes to have to phone in every hour.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Well, maybe she could get one of those BDSM guys, I hear they love dominatrices.

It would work in the bedroom, but I can't think of anyone I know who likes to have to phone in every hour.

 

phone in every hour?

 

why??

 

especially when there are tracking devices you can implant under the skin wehn he;s sleeping?

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Relationships driven by deceit and mistrust always turn out ok.

 

Also what napalm said, what about us?

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Tall (by girl standards), preferably blonde, intelligent and outgoing. Bonus points if she tollerates the vidya, alcohol and pot.

 

Oh, and laid-back.

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