Napalm Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 Your mental tricks will not work on me, woman! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 Oh, cmon, it's not like I'm asking for that much. here I found her for you. you can make her yourself. http://paperkraft.blogspot.com/2010/12/lineage-2-female-elf-papercraft.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 SeanyTheBear Posting (10 minutes ago)... Eh, he seems to be typing a long post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 you can fold her napalm! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 (edited) Ideal Relationship:Attractive, Reasonably Intelligent Woman.In a marriage situation I'd like her to be a stay-at-home mom. This is because I think it's how it should be, allow me to elaborate as to why. If you look at many mammalian species, it is the male who provides for and protects the females and offspring, thus I think it is meant to be with humans. So she's a stay-at-home mom not because I think she shouldn't be allowed to work, but because if she has to, I've failed my duty as as the male partner.She'd be a decently strict disciplinarian, so my kids grow up to be upstanding citizens, and she won't have to say "Oh you wait until your father gets home!" (Of course maintaining discipline wouldn't solely be her responsibility, if I'm around of course I'll do it.)With a little luck we'd have enough money that she could hire a babysitter if need be and go out with her friends, and/or during the days if they aren't available and the kids are at school she can do do hobby stuff and the like.I'd like her to cook simply because I'm not good at it, and keeping the house in order would be a job for the whole family. Girlfriend situation:Attractive, Little less required intelligenceUnderstands my life does not revolve around her, gives me time with the bros.Doesn't do too much of the teenage girl attention whoring.Has a healthy appetite for sexy time. Description of attractive wimmin:I guess average wimmin size, not taller than me. Brunette or redhead. green or blue eyes. Medium to medium-large breasts. and of course DAT ASS.AND NO FATTYS! Not putting a whole lot of thought into this figure but I'd say if she's 5' 4" she should be somewhere between 130-140 pounds. I'm 6' and I weigh somewhere between 150 and 160. Edited March 20, 2011 by SeanyTheBear God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 Ideal Relationship:Attractive, Reasonably Intelligent Woman.In a marriage situation I'd like her to be a stay-at-home mom. This is because I think it's how it should be, allow me to elaborate as to why. If you look at many mammalian species, it is the male who provides for and protects the females and offspring, thus I think it is meant to be with humans. So she's a stay-at-home mom not because I think she shouldn't be allowed to work, but because if she has to, I've failed my duty as as the male partner.She'd be a decently strict disciplinarian, so my kids grow up to be upstanding citizens, and she won't have to say "Oh you wait until your father gets home!" (Of course maintaining discipline wouldn't solely be her responsibility, if I'm around of course I'll do it.)With a little luck we'd have enough money that she could hire a babysitter if need be and go out with her friends, and/or during the days if they aren't available and the kids are at school she can do do hobby stuff and the like.I'd like her to cook simply because I'm not good at it, and keeping the house in order would be a job for the whole family. Girlfriend situation:Attractive, Little less required intelligenceUnderstands my life does not revolve around her, gives me time with the bros.Doesn't do too much of the teenage girl attention whoring.Has a healthy appetite for sexy time. :thumbup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesset Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 So I couldn't find Sean O'Barto. I feel like I've failed. My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 what is your ideal woman who? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesset Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 Eww girls. My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 (edited) >Who>woman @Seany: I'm rather against babysitters. I think that if you want to have children, it's your duty to raise and look after them. I mean, if it's a one time thing, then sure, but you can't just leave them 5 days a week growing up with a random woman. Edited March 20, 2011 by Napalm_Death Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 :roll: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesset Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 Final update on Operation: Don't go to prom. Didn't go. No one showed up at my house last night, so I found the axe for nothing. And now the girl I asked is complaining about it on Facebook. So yup. My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 Final update on Operation: Don't go to prom. Didn't go. No one showed up at my house last night, so I found the axe for nothing. And now the girl I asked is complaining about it on Facebook. So yup. Why did she refuse to go with you in the first place? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 (edited) Final update on Operation: Don't go to prom. Didn't go. No one showed up at my house last night, so I found the axe for nothing. And now the girl I asked is complaining about it on Facebook. So yup.So it looks like you win in the end. nevermind what was here Edited March 20, 2011 by SeanyTheBear God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 <_< I never went to prom either... and look how I turned out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesset Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 <_< I never went to prom either... and look how I turned out.... [bleep]! HALO I NEED THE TARDIS WILL YOU GET THE DOCTOR TO BRING IT? My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 <_< I never went to prom either... and look how I turned out.Note to self, get prom date, pronto. God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 (edited) i didnt want to tell you guys so as to make you do something you didn;t want to do. Edited March 20, 2011 by silver_wits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 We argies don't have prom. Instead, the graduating year rents a club for a night and invites people and [cabbage]. [hide]I didn't go. I hate clubs. [/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 ok. God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesset Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 My hands are cold as [bleep]. My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 :mellow: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 ok. God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pepsiguy Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 1 hour nap time failed The once was a mexican called pepsi,Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,He was a pretty cool bro,Bros generally are you know,He hailed from the land of 'taters,He was known to hate many-a-hater,He likes a girl named Lacey,His thoughts about her are kind of racy,And also his dad likes to [rooster]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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