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Ideal Relationship:

Attractive, Reasonably Intelligent Woman.

In a marriage situation I'd like her to be a stay-at-home mom. This is because I think it's how it should be, allow me to elaborate as to why. If you look at many mammalian species, it is the male who provides for and protects the females and offspring, thus I think it is meant to be with humans. So she's a stay-at-home mom not because I think she shouldn't be allowed to work, but because if she has to, I've failed my duty as as the male partner.

She'd be a decently strict disciplinarian, so my kids grow up to be upstanding citizens, and she won't have to say "Oh you wait until your father gets home!" (Of course maintaining discipline wouldn't solely be her responsibility, if I'm around of course I'll do it.)

With a little luck we'd have enough money that she could hire a babysitter if need be and go out with her friends, and/or during the days if they aren't available and the kids are at school she can do do hobby stuff and the like.

I'd like her to cook simply because I'm not good at it, and keeping the house in order would be a job for the whole family.

 

Girlfriend situation:

Attractive, Little less required intelligence

Understands my life does not revolve around her, gives me time with the bros.

Doesn't do too much of the teenage girl attention whoring.

Has a healthy appetite for sexy time.

 

 

Description of attractive wimmin:

I guess average wimmin size, not taller than me. Brunette or redhead. green or blue eyes. Medium to medium-large breasts. and of course DAT ASS.

AND NO FATTYS! Not putting a whole lot of thought into this figure but I'd say if she's 5' 4" she should be somewhere between 130-140 pounds. I'm 6' and I weigh somewhere between 150 and 160.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Ideal Relationship:

Attractive, Reasonably Intelligent Woman.

In a marriage situation I'd like her to be a stay-at-home mom. This is because I think it's how it should be, allow me to elaborate as to why. If you look at many mammalian species, it is the male who provides for and protects the females and offspring, thus I think it is meant to be with humans. So she's a stay-at-home mom not because I think she shouldn't be allowed to work, but because if she has to, I've failed my duty as as the male partner.

She'd be a decently strict disciplinarian, so my kids grow up to be upstanding citizens, and she won't have to say "Oh you wait until your father gets home!" (Of course maintaining discipline wouldn't solely be her responsibility, if I'm around of course I'll do it.)

With a little luck we'd have enough money that she could hire a babysitter if need be and go out with her friends, and/or during the days if they aren't available and the kids are at school she can do do hobby stuff and the like.

I'd like her to cook simply because I'm not good at it, and keeping the house in order would be a job for the whole family.

 

Girlfriend situation:

Attractive, Little less required intelligence

Understands my life does not revolve around her, gives me time with the bros.

Doesn't do too much of the teenage girl attention whoring.

Has a healthy appetite for sexy time.

 

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>Who

>woman

 

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@Seany: I'm rather against babysitters. I think that if you want to have children, it's your duty to raise and look after them. I mean, if it's a one time thing, then sure, but you can't just leave them 5 days a week growing up with a random woman.

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Final update on Operation: Don't go to prom.

 

Didn't go. No one showed up at my house last night, so I found the axe for nothing.

 

And now the girl I asked is complaining about it on Facebook. So yup.

My skin is finally getting soft
I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

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Final update on Operation: Don't go to prom.

 

Didn't go. No one showed up at my house last night, so I found the axe for nothing.

 

And now the girl I asked is complaining about it on Facebook. So yup.

 

Why did she refuse to go with you in the first place?

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Final update on Operation: Don't go to prom.

 

Didn't go. No one showed up at my house last night, so I found the axe for nothing.

 

And now the girl I asked is complaining about it on Facebook. So yup.

So it looks like you win in the end.

 

nevermind what was here

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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<_< I never went to prom either... and look how I turned out.

...

 

 

[bleep]! HALO I NEED THE TARDIS WILL YOU GET THE DOCTOR TO BRING IT?

My skin is finally getting soft
I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

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<_< I never went to prom either... and look how I turned out.

Note to self, get prom date, pronto.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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We argies don't have prom. Instead, the graduating year rents a club for a night and invites people and [cabbage].

 

[hide]I didn't go. I hate clubs. [/hide]

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ok.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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ok.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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1 hour nap time failed

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

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