Why do i not believe that for a second.

Makin' bread. This is gonna be awesome.

Makin' bread. This is gonna be awesome.

Add cheese.

Place in toaster.

???

PROFIT!

you're right. i'm not going to swallow, or get stuff in my eyes, or throw up at his whim.

 

and the only colon that will be explored in great detail is his.

When I said bread, I meant rolls. So ya know.

i like making bread pizza out of bread, sausage, cheese and ketchup

you're right. i'm not going to swallow, or get stuff in my eyes, or throw up at his whim.

 

and the only colon that will be explored in great detail is his.

Let him go out with the guys when he wants?

Choose his bros over you on occasion?

Live a life that doesn't completely revolve around you?

Ignore you when you're pissy for some obscure reason?

When I said bread, I meant rolls. So ya know.

Make rolls.

Add cheese.

Put back in oven for like 1 minute.

Take out of oven, eat.

???

PROFIT!

When I said bread, I meant rolls. So ya know.

Make rolls.

Add cheese.

Put back in oven for like 1 minute.

Try to make it look like Jesus or The Virgin Mary is on them.

PROFIT!

Edited March 21, 201115 yr by SeanyTheBear

Might try it 2 hours when they're done.

Let him go out with the guys when he wants?

yes. i won't mind unless he doesn't tell me where he's going, or if he tells me he'll be home at 3, and then comes home at 6... or later.

or if he breaks a promise tome.. then i'd flip out.

Choose his bros over you on occasion?

it depends on what the occassion is. birthdays, christmas.. i think his bros are welcome to spend time with us.

if his bros want him that bad, they can either fight me or join me.

Live a life that doesn't completely revolve around you?

living a life that completely revolves around me would get boring after two weeks or so. i'd like for him to have hobbies etc that are in his interest. and i want him to have something to do incase i die and he's left all alone. i don't want him to be unable to deal with his grief etc. i want him to be a separate person.

Ignore you when you're pissy for some obscure reason?

if he ignores me when i'm pissy, i'll ignore him when i'm not.

I [bleep]ing love clementines.

tangerines here

tangerines here

Y'all are horrible at tellin' jokes.

If wits ever finds her dream guy, exactly to her specifications and he isn't a walking vagina, I'll eat nothing but dog food for three days straight.

I propose a conundrum to ya!

A riddle if you will.

 

Knock knock!

inb4itsajokeabouttylersname

 

who's there?

Me! The guy that slept with your mother last night!

PAHAHAHA!!

No, I'm right behind you!

I swear to god, if you rape me, I will make every waking moment of your life a LIVING NIGHTMARE!!

No, I'm right behind you!

STALKERRRR

IT'S GIT FIT /FG/ TIME!

 

Everybody hit the floor and do 20 pushups.

Your chest or chin must touch the floor.

*unzips Halo's pants*

IT'S GIT FIT /FG/ TIME!

 

Everybody hit the floor and do 20 pushups.

Your chest or chin must touch the floor.

K.

i was actually going to do this before I went to sleep anyways.