SeanyTheSailor Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 Why do i not believe that for a second. God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesset Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 Makin' bread. This is gonna be awesome. My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jehosaphat Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 Makin' bread. This is gonna be awesome.Add cheese.Place in toaster.???PROFIT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 you're right. i'm not going to swallow, or get stuff in my eyes, or throw up at his whim. and the only colon that will be explored in great detail is his. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesset Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 When I said bread, I meant rolls. So ya know. My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 i like making bread pizza out of bread, sausage, cheese and ketchup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 you're right. i'm not going to swallow, or get stuff in my eyes, or throw up at his whim. and the only colon that will be explored in great detail is his.Let him go out with the guys when he wants?Choose his bros over you on occasion?Live a life that doesn't completely revolve around you?Ignore you when you're pissy for some obscure reason? God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jehosaphat Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 When I said bread, I meant rolls. So ya know.Make rolls.Add cheese.Put back in oven for like 1 minute.Take out of oven, eat.???PROFIT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 (edited) When I said bread, I meant rolls. So ya know.Make rolls.Add cheese.Put back in oven for like 1 minute.Try to make it look like Jesus or The Virgin Mary is on them.PROFIT! Edited March 21, 2011 by SeanyTheBear God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesset Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 Might try it 2 hours when they're done. My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 Let him go out with the guys when he wants?yes. i won't mind unless he doesn't tell me where he's going, or if he tells me he'll be home at 3, and then comes home at 6... or later.or if he breaks a promise tome.. then i'd flip out.Choose his bros over you on occasion?it depends on what the occassion is. birthdays, christmas.. i think his bros are welcome to spend time with us.if his bros want him that bad, they can either fight me or join me.Live a life that doesn't completely revolve around you?living a life that completely revolves around me would get boring after two weeks or so. i'd like for him to have hobbies etc that are in his interest. and i want him to have something to do incase i die and he's left all alone. i don't want him to be unable to deal with his grief etc. i want him to be a separate person. Ignore you when you're pissy for some obscure reason?if he ignores me when i'm pissy, i'll ignore him when i'm not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 I [bleep]ing love clementines. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 tangerines here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 tangerines here "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesset Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 Y'all are horrible at tellin' jokes. My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 If wits ever finds her dream guy, exactly to her specifications and he isn't a walking vagina, I'll eat nothing but dog food for three days straight. God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 I propose a conundrum to ya!A riddle if you will. Knock knock! "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 inb4itsajokeabouttylersname who's there? God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 Me! The guy that slept with your mother last night!PAHAHAHA!! "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesset Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 No, I'm right behind you! My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 I swear to god, if you rape me, I will make every waking moment of your life a LIVING NIGHTMARE!! "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jehosaphat Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 No, I'm right behind you!STALKERRRR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 IT'S GIT FIT /FG/ TIME! Everybody hit the floor and do 20 pushups.Your chest or chin must touch the floor. God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesset Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 *unzips Halo's pants* My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 IT'S GIT FIT /FG/ TIME! Everybody hit the floor and do 20 pushups.Your chest or chin must touch the floor.K. i was actually going to do this before I went to sleep anyways. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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