http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tEbZCfjvcY&feature=related

God, if we had a dead monkey for every time someone said 'vagina' in the last 10 pages, we'd....nvmnd.

WE COULD STACK DEAD MONKEYS TO THE MOON

 

I propose we attempt this noble endeavor. I shall begin slaying monkeys, Halo and Who are in charge of monkey-stacking. Seany, Pepsi, and Dax, you guys keep it structurally stable.

 

Yes! This sounds fun! Let's see where I fit in there!

 

 

 

 

Oh...

 

 

I really can't stand eggs. They're really gross.

This.

 

You are now aware that every time you eat a chicken's egg, you are eating a chicken's period.

God, if we had a dead monkey for every time someone said 'vagina' in the last 10 pages, we'd....nvmnd.

WE COULD STACK DEAD MONKEYS TO THE MOON

 

I propose we attempt this noble endeavor. I shall begin slaying monkeys, Halo and Who are in charge of monkey-stacking. Seany, Pepsi, and Dax, you guys keep it structurally stable.

 

Yes! This sounds fun! Let's see where I fit in there!

 

 

 

 

Oh...

 

 

I thought it was assumed that once we got them stacked, you job was lighting the whole thing on fire.

Eggs are an essential part to a man's breakfast.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ti-XufNGyQo&feature=related

I really can't stand eggs. They're really gross.

This.

 

You are now aware that every time you eat a chicken's egg, you are eating a chicken's period.

And most of the time you're eating bacon, you're eating pig butt; and every time you eat cheese, you're eating milk gone really, really, REALLY bad, then strained and fermented. Oh, did I mention that yogurt is alive?

 

IT DOESN'T STOP IT FROM BEING DELICIOUS

@seany: at least we're not eating their semi-colon. And eggs aren't the period, they're the abortion!

IT DOESN'T STOP IT FROM BEING DELICIOUS

This, I really don't care where my food comes from.

Huevos

I thought it was assumed that once we got them stacked, you job was lighting the whole thing on fire.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ofg3IQYtkXU&feature=channel_video_title

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ti-XufNGyQo&feature=related

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I really can't stand eggs. They're really gross.

This.

 

You are now aware that every time you eat a chicken's egg, you are eating a chicken's period.

And most of the time you're eating bacon, you're eating pig butt; and every time you eat cheese, you're eating milk gone really, really, REALLY bad, then strained and fermented. Oh, did I mention that yogurt is alive?

 

IT DOESN'T STOP IT FROM BEING DELICIOUS

Ham is the pig's backside. And I'm not eating the rectum itself, I'm eating the muscles in its hindquarter. Cheese isn't so much milk gone bad as milk with bacteria added. I really don't eat yogurt.

Yeah im not a big fan of yogurt, or pudding, really anything like those two.

I don't care what the hell my food is, if it tastes good, I'll eat it.

 

Eggs don't fulfil the 'taste good' criteria.

 

But that's not to say I won't eat them full stop. I won't go through the effort of taking them out of a burger or something, but if it's on its own, I won't eat it.

I refuse to eat vegetables because they start out by growing in the ground and dirt and that's icky. And animal foods, they say "you are what you eat" so I don't eat animals, they rat like gross stuff. And processed foods are random chemicals and will keep my body from rotting away as quickly.

 

... I eat food, I don't care to some extent where it comes from as long as it becomes safe (what the FDA says is safe) or whatever.

Just sayin. The only thing good about eggs is nutrition.

@zoe: you must not eat much then, seeing as most things are either pulled from the ground or come off a dead animal. Or both if you eat rabbit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ofg3IQYtkXU&feature=channel_video_title

I agree with this video.

I refuse to eat vegetables because they start out by growing in the ground and dirt and that's icky. And animal foods, they say "you are what you eat" so I don't eat animals, they rat like gross stuff. And processed foods are random chemicals and will keep my body from rotting away as quickly.

 

... I eat food, I don't care to some extent where it comes from as long as it becomes safe (what the FDA says is safe) or whatever.

Yet you have a bad diet because of eating too much taco bell?

Derp?

Suddenly, silence.

 

inb4 seany.

ZOE'S A KOREAN SCOTTISH! SHE DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!

ok