H2PM Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tEbZCfjvcY&feature=related "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 God, if we had a dead monkey for every time someone said 'vagina' in the last 10 pages, we'd....nvmnd.WE COULD STACK DEAD MONKEYS TO THE MOON I propose we attempt this noble endeavor. I shall begin slaying monkeys, Halo and Who are in charge of monkey-stacking. Seany, Pepsi, and Dax, you guys keep it structurally stable. Yes! This sounds fun! Let's see where I fit in there! Oh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 I really can't stand eggs. They're really gross.This. You are now aware that every time you eat a chicken's egg, you are eating a chicken's period. God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jehosaphat Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 God, if we had a dead monkey for every time someone said 'vagina' in the last 10 pages, we'd....nvmnd.WE COULD STACK DEAD MONKEYS TO THE MOON I propose we attempt this noble endeavor. I shall begin slaying monkeys, Halo and Who are in charge of monkey-stacking. Seany, Pepsi, and Dax, you guys keep it structurally stable. Yes! This sounds fun! Let's see where I fit in there! Oh... I thought it was assumed that once we got them stacked, you job was lighting the whole thing on fire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 Eggs are an essential part to a man's breakfast. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ti-XufNGyQo&feature=related "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jehosaphat Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 I really can't stand eggs. They're really gross.This. You are now aware that every time you eat a chicken's egg, you are eating a chicken's period.And most of the time you're eating bacon, you're eating pig butt; and every time you eat cheese, you're eating milk gone really, really, REALLY bad, then strained and fermented. Oh, did I mention that yogurt is alive? IT DOESN'T STOP IT FROM BEING DELICIOUS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foursideking Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 @seany: at least we're not eating their semi-colon. And eggs aren't the period, they're the abortion! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 IT DOESN'T STOP IT FROM BEING DELICIOUSThis, I really don't care where my food comes from. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaah Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 Huevos /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 I thought it was assumed that once we got them stacked, you job was lighting the whole thing on fire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ofg3IQYtkXU&feature=channel_video_title "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jehosaphat Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ti-XufNGyQo&feature=relateddude_what.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaah Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 Sizlfoskzhd /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 I really can't stand eggs. They're really gross.This. You are now aware that every time you eat a chicken's egg, you are eating a chicken's period.And most of the time you're eating bacon, you're eating pig butt; and every time you eat cheese, you're eating milk gone really, really, REALLY bad, then strained and fermented. Oh, did I mention that yogurt is alive? IT DOESN'T STOP IT FROM BEING DELICIOUSHam is the pig's backside. And I'm not eating the rectum itself, I'm eating the muscles in its hindquarter. Cheese isn't so much milk gone bad as milk with bacteria added. I really don't eat yogurt. God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 Yeah im not a big fan of yogurt, or pudding, really anything like those two. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dax Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 I don't care what the hell my food is, if it tastes good, I'll eat it. Eggs don't fulfil the 'taste good' criteria. But that's not to say I won't eat them full stop. I won't go through the effort of taking them out of a burger or something, but if it's on its own, I won't eat it. #KERR2016/17/18/19/20/21. #rpgformod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blaah Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 I refuse to eat vegetables because they start out by growing in the ground and dirt and that's icky. And animal foods, they say "you are what you eat" so I don't eat animals, they rat like gross stuff. And processed foods are random chemicals and will keep my body from rotting away as quickly. ... I eat food, I don't care to some extent where it comes from as long as it becomes safe (what the FDA says is safe) or whatever. /FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.[hide=Insert rant here]blahblahblahLIFE[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 Just sayin. The only thing good about eggs is nutrition. God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foursideking Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 @zoe: you must not eat much then, seeing as most things are either pulled from the ground or come off a dead animal. Or both if you eat rabbit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jehosaphat Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ofg3IQYtkXU&feature=channel_video_titleI agree with this video. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 I refuse to eat vegetables because they start out by growing in the ground and dirt and that's icky. And animal foods, they say "you are what you eat" so I don't eat animals, they rat like gross stuff. And processed foods are random chemicals and will keep my body from rotting away as quickly. ... I eat food, I don't care to some extent where it comes from as long as it becomes safe (what the FDA says is safe) or whatever.Yet you have a bad diet because of eating too much taco bell?Derp? "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 Suddenly, silence. inb4 seany. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tesset Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 ZOE'S A KOREAN SCOTTISH! SHE DOESN'T MAKE SENSE! My skin is finally getting softI'll scrub until the damn thing comes off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted March 26, 2011 Share Posted March 26, 2011 ok God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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