-picks up kitty halo from his armchair and kisses his kitty ears-

 

you are not furry. you are kitty.

CBR

 

It's a new /FG/ acronym!

 

For...

 

CONFUSED BEYOND RECOVERY

Wits.

Im trying to do homework here...

Me too Halo. I'm having no success.

Do as Dax does and leave to get things done.

-bites kitty halo's ear-

 

kitties do not do homework!

Wits, leave them alone, go memorize drug names or something.

oh [cabbage]!

 

bye.

...

Well Tyler, at least you don't have a crazy woman, that thinks you're a cat, biting at your eat.

©2000 General Creation International Limited, Hong Kong.

 

All rights reserved. Patent pending. Made in China.

yeah tyler.

I'm just trying to protect the other innocents. Sorry.

No one is innocent when everyone is innocent.

No one is innocent when everyone is guilty.

No one is guilty when everyone is guilty.

narrowly defeated the Center's candidate, Wilhelm Marx.

 

Center's candidate, Wilhelm Marx.

 

Wilhelm Marx.

 

Wilhelm

 

Writing a letter to my senator for a class. I was very tempted to make this letter not serious until I realized that my teacher is going to read it. :/

lolzyax

However, as of mid-2009, the federal Defense of Marriage Act (DOMA) denies married, civil unionized and domestic partnershipped same-sex couples approximately 1,100 federal benefits currently reserved as special privileges to opposite-sex married couples. Even though their marriage may be recognized within a couple's state, the federal government considers them to be simply roommates; their children are regarded as illegitimate.

How does that work? >.>

However, as of mid-2009, the federal Defense of Marriage Act (DOMA) denies married, civil unionized and domestic partnershipped same-sex couples approximately 1,100 federal benefits currently reserved as special privileges to opposite-sex married couples. Even though their marriage may be recognized within a couple's state, the federal government considers them to be simply roommates; their children are regarded as illegitimate.

How does that work? >.>

It kinda makes sense, because if you're a homosexual you can't have kids with your marriage partner, thus they are born out of wedlock, thus illegitimate. Not saying I agree, tbh not sure how I feel about that, not sure it really makes a difference, but that could be the rationale.

However, as of mid-2009, the federal Defense of Marriage Act (DOMA) denies married, civil unionized and domestic partnershipped same-sex couples approximately 1,100 federal benefits currently reserved as special privileges to opposite-sex married couples. Even though their marriage may be recognized within a couple's state, the federal government considers them to be simply roommates; their children are regarded as illegitimate.

How does that work? >.>

It kinda makes sense, because if you're a homosexual you can't have kids with your marriage partner, thus they are born out of wedlock, thus illegitimate. Not saying I agree, tbh not sure how I feel about that, nut sure it really makes a difference, but that could be the rationale.

That was my thought. At first I was going to use that in my letter, but then I thought "How do they have legitimate children?" Then I thought of lesbians and sperm donors, but that would work either.

 

That's so weird.

I'm not sure it really makes a difference legally, so I don't see a reason to concerned about it.

HOW THE [bleep] HARD IS IT TO ADD A "Y" OR A "O" IN YOU!?

 

Oh [cabbage], wrong thread.

Meh, was just a "wth?" moment. Back to my letter.