-blows on it to add oxygen and make it hydrogen peroxide, then gleefully chugs it and dies-

-gives robot a life saving remedy in suppository form so he won't spit it out-

-gets it out some other way-

Psycho and Wits:

-rolls her sleeves up past her elbows and shoves it back in, so far up he can't expel it for two days-

 

take your medication!

finally ownage your wimman was driving me up a wall. get dat [bleep] under controll

wut. robot fluff puff is harrassing you?

 

 

ok.

 

i'll harrass you moar so you don't notice her.

 

 

-pinches robot's belly fat-

-tases her- gtfo crazy cat lady

oh my! how did you know tasing drives me wild?

 

-drapes her pudgy arms around him and snuggles-

oh god no! -tases himself full power to spare him the agony-

-already injected him with the virus that turns you wild when tased-

 

does bunny feel like being cooked today?

 

-looks down at the squirming bunny mass-

 

 

yep

 

-pokes him-

 

you overdosed on tasing.

OKay what is with the Justin Beiber cursor.

im pretty sure your proclivity to being tased is a result of you being a pervert and not a virus

what is justin bieber? why she name justin?

is there one? [cabbage] man thats awesome. i cant see it though as im on my phone

robot... i'll tase you so much you'll start loving it then.

 

 

-chases him with the taser-

i'm on my phone as well...

wtf lady get away from me! you need help! how about some thorazine?

Hmmph good morning

>they browse /FG/ on little rinky dink screens.

Tbh when I come onto this site on the computer I get confused because stuff is on the wrong side and the screen is like 30 times wider than this iPod one

my phone's resolution is very very nice... and i love looking at close ups of guy's skin down there... very delicious.

 

also i'm getting my period or something and my abdomen hurts.. feels like bad, very bad diarrhea.

 

the pain that is... i just want to lie down and not move.

 

 

dunno wut is robot's excuse.

You guys are messed up

i dont need your approval halo!

 

-cries to himself when halo isnt looking-

Why is my cursor that... thing?!? THIS IS TOO FAR. TOO DAMN FAR, I SAY!