I know that, son. But I just woke up. How was your night?

Tomorrow is senior skip day, guess who's going to school anyway like a good young one.

MORNING? IT'S THE AFTERNOON, DAD.

>dad

>dad

Just one of the many things that were discovered last night.

I was cruising through the pages and saw another Aussie spamfest, you've revealed it before. I tried to remember the page, I didn't.

 

3,300's somewhere, I think.

Can I make some marsupial jokes?

Marsupial jokes - Allowed.

 

Proceed.

'We need to talk' should never be said ever again. Messes you up, man.

This must be a coincidence. It has to be. Otherwise this is just too weird. :ohnoes:

 

Edit: All types of jokes are welcome to me.

Dax has daddy issues.

HAHAHA! I never had to deal with those!

 

[hide] He's dead.[/hide]

You could still have daddy issues.

'We need to talk' should never be said ever again. Messes you up, man.

This must be a coincidence. It has to be. Otherwise this is just too weird. :ohnoes:

 

Edit: All types of jokes are welcome to me.

 

We must be the same person.

Off I go for L's test.

Good luck Dax.

We must be the same person.

No, I mean... Last night I was talking online to a girl I know through this other place I lurk. And she told me she was going to say this to her boyfriend. She lives somewhere in NSW...

 

ARE YOU MY FRIEND'S BOYFRIEND?

 

Edit: Good luck, son. Do me proud.

Y'know fluff, that outfit looks good on you, but I think it would look better on my bedroom floor.

 

inb4wetowl

 

And with that pick-up line, I go to bed.

Y'know fluff, that outfit looks good on you, but I think it would look better on my bedroom floor.

 

inb4wetowl

 

And with that pick-up line, I go to bed.

I liek owls.

I like trowels

My friend is in this program next year, Women in Science and Engineering Technology. At her school the program's acronym is WET. So she's in the WET dorms. We went to town on that one, all the wet girls bonding, you may have wet your pants, caution wet floor, etc. And they do a wet T-shirt contest to come up with their wet shirts for all dem wet girls in the wet dorms to wear while they're being wet and whatnot and talking to other wet girls. I don't even remember what all we said, it was a big pile of wet innuendos.

 

Got my L's. I'd autoplay it in celebration, but mod's gon' mod.

And they do a wet T-shirt contest to come up with their wet shirts for all dem wet girls in the wet dorms to wear while they're being wet and whatnot and talking to other wet girls.

I read that first and was like wat. Then I read the whole post and understood :shades:

 

EDIT: YEAH DAX, NICE L PLATES

:D

 

Also, http://nyan.cat

Olivia Wilde scantily clad causes my penis to become semi-erect.

Ok WITS

We need to talk was bad, no break up or anything. Just a conversation brought on by her depressive holiday state she always gets in. It's horrible, and messes me up, too. I don't know what I can do about it either. Just be myself and do what I can, and sometimes I can't do anything. This is one of those times.

Doesn't sound good. Why does she get depressed in the holidays?