Short hair feels so much better and is so much easier, just to wash and stuff.

>go to back door

>flip on light

>look at time, 11 pm

>Carlos is at door

>open door, Carlos goes to eat

 

Predictable kitten is predictable.

Short hair feels so much better and is so much easier, just to wash and stuff.

Im working on a scragly goatee.

 

Also,

EDIT: IMPORTANT STORY NOTE: We've got this mirror wall in gym so u can make sure ur doing stoof right.

>today

>doing a little bit o lifting in gym

>squeezing out last few reps

>struggling

>make face

>realize i actually look kinda scary

 

Seany's future: autoerotic asphyxiation

I do fine without strangling myself thanks.

I have to write the cat's name

 

OMG MAKE A WISH 11:11

 

again because he always ends up licking it off his tag when he's cleaning himself.

I have to write the cat's name

 

OMG MAKE A WISH 11:11

 

again because he always ends up licking it off his tag when he's cleaning himself.

 

That's his way of saying he hates the name Carlos

People are still doing that 11:11 [cabbage]?

Suddenly it's 5th grade.

No that means his tag is large and gets in his way, he loved his name. His birthday is coming up on May 5.

 

And 11:11, I was being obnoxious, I always point it out when I'm around people because they get annoyed.

Wanna know an 11:11 story? I spent the year before 6th grade wishing for the empty house on my street to be occupied by a family. The family was to have parents, twins my age (one girl and one boy), and a younger brother the same age as my brother. Who moves in? Parents and twins with one boy and one girl MY BROTHER'S AGE.

whoa man

 

I have an 11:11, a twinkle twinkle little star, a birthday wish, and a shooting star wish story!

>wish on all of them

>they never came true.

Oh, and my fortune cookie stories!

 

one was something along the lines of "you will go on a wonderful adventure with a close friend" in fifth grade and the next week was summer camp with my best friend at the time.

another was "things are turning for the bright side", got that one shortly before I fell in love with the idea of next year and ha feelings of security

New Year's Day this year I got "you will move to a wonderful place this coming year", aka college. My friends was "sometimes a close friendship is more important than a passionate romance", me and her were on a buddy binge and I'd taken her out to dinner.

 

BAM!

 

But in all seriousness, I just laugh these things off, I'm not some freak over signs.

Ladies and Gentlemen. Behold, the greatest [cabbage]storm of all time.

I have an 11:11, a twinkle twinkle little star, a birthday wish, and a shooting star wish story!

>wish on all of them

>they never came true.

Wits moment here:

So yeah that scab thing feel off my cheek and I can defiantly say that it is a bite. Spider or something else, it's a bite.

You made two errors.

"fell" not "feel"

"definitely" not "defiantly"

You made two errors.

"fell" not "feel"

"definitely" not "defiantly"

ok

and i am off to bed

night

Im gonna go get naked and less dirty, then ill either come back here or get in bed with my [bleep] and sleep with her.

Im gonna go get naked and less dirty, then ill either come back here or get in bed with my [bleep] and sleep with her.

Oh the possibilities to troll with.

That Jesus being gay thing was faked.

Me and Carlos sleep together every night. In a twin bed. It's impossible to sleep without touching.

 

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Me and Carlos sleep together every night. In a twin bed. It's impossible to sleep without touching.

That sounds funny out of context, especially if they don't know Carlos is your cat