That Jesus being gay thing was faked.

That was my initial thought. It's too perfect for opponents of Christianity.

 

I might have given it a second thought if it was speculative.

>playing Fruit Ninja

>pairs of fruit come up

>thinking "I can't make combos with pairs"

>pears, pairs, teehee

 

I love dem puns.

Hilarious.

I'm sorry. I like puns and corny jokes.

I do too.

I dislike waking up in the morning, especially because IT'S FRIDAY and I can't do it Rebecca Black style. I have to get up at 6 and I won't have time for my bowl and cereal.

I get up at 6 too, but I have a toasted cheese sammitch instead of cereal and I walk to school.

 

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Stacy's Mom.

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Why do I click things that aren't for me.

Yeah, pages seem much shorter when drrunk.

 

Very good night tonight,

I get up at 6 too, but I have a toasted cheese sammitch instead of cereal and I walk to school.

 

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Stacy's Mom.

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Grilled cheese?

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double post for get

Oh I'd been getting by accident, hmmph

Grilled cheese sandwiches = toast and cheese cooked in fat

Toasted cheese sandwiches = Toast with cheese in the middle.

It's as easy as that and a lot healthier.

Stop talking about fooooooooooood

And now I try to sleep with RB nasal sounding crap lyrics stuck in my head.

I could go for a clementine at the moment.

Too lazy to go downstairs though.

Ooh clementines are yummy. I won't eat citrus fruits except clementines and occasionally lovely canned mandarin oranges. We sold clementines for the Christmas charity my school raises money for in my APLG class and my English teacher had students in his speech classes competing to get the longest single peel.

Mmm mandarin oranges sound good right about now too.

The hell are clementines?

 

*Googles*

The hell are clementines?

 

*Googles*

 

Yeeah, night.

The hell are clementines?

 

*Googles*

 

*messes with Dax's hair*

Now you deserved it that time.

Spamalot

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They're mini oranges that taste really gooooood.

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So, Im assuming you guys call them something else in backwards future land?

Clementine = tiny orange. That is all.