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So I'm pretending to be mad at one of my friends, and at this point I'm not sure if I'm pretending or if I really am.

 

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My skin is finally getting soft
I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

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Because he hasn't slept in my room at night at all this week. He thinks he can get away with just joining me during my naps but he can't! He needs to stay with me, especially since I doubt I'll be home for the next three nights.

 

Plus, he really wants to be with the ladies and it's hilarious to torture him by opening doors and shutting them before he gets out.

/FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.

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You pretty much just described my friend's ex-girlfriend.

She was a nut.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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Recently all of these girls I don't really even know want to be my friend on fb. I don't know what the heck is going on.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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They probably want some before you go off and become a Spartan.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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They probably want some before you go off and become a Spartan.

Entirely possible, but considering I don't know any of them personally, I kinda doubt it. Though I'm getting strong vibes that if my lady friend breaks up with her bf (who she is currently having problems with), it's gonna happen.

 

Also, did halo see my short story about what happened today?

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Mhmm.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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Tomorrow is my last day of actual school.

 

U jelly halobro?

 

@the rest of the world: Prepare your body.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Yeah sure,I guess. I'm sort of jaded by other distractions like school and stuff.

 

Quite honestly I don't care since nothing happened.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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You don't care about my story? Or you don't care that I'm graduating?

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Oh yeah, I thought you were saying u jelly at the story, didn't read the graduating part. Mah bad.

 

Yeah I meant your story. And yes I am jelly you are graduating.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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Mmm yes.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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Oh yeah, the story isn't particularly jellyifing.

 

But anyway, I guess her cousin or something is getting married August 6th. She said that if she's single or whatnot at that time she's gonna make me go as her date. I go to bootcamp on August 9th, so this is how I have it figured. Now that school is over, I am going to be super-mega kicking my ass fitness wise, so I'll be in even better shape than I am now. I'm already devilishly handsome, due in large part to the superb genes of my mother and father. If I cant get any, on a date, looking devilishly handsome, toned, and possibly ripped as [bleep], 3 days before I'm about to go to train for war, going to be gone for an indefinite period of time, then I don't know what the hell is wrong with the world.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Good luck man.

 

Hopefully she'll still be loyal and happy for you when you're out training and, maybe, deployed overseas.

If the relationship goes in your favor.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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Someone has a god complex.

Someone is jealous that they aren't as awesome as I am. I don't blame you though, it's a natural reaction.

 

@halo: If she doesn't want to keep it going when I'm gone, I'll understand, but if she does, I guess that's good too.

 

@tyler: good, because you have a penis(presumably) and i don't want you to.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Mess with the best, fail like the rest.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Today we had a conversation about breasts, and how nobody noticed my chest until this year and they were like WOAH, and one girl was saying she's jealous of us small girls with big boobs when she's chubby with average boobs.

/FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.

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