So I'm pretending to be mad at one of my friends, and at this point I'm not sure if I'm pretending or if I really am.

 

:/

So I'm pretending to be mad at one of my friends, and at this point I'm not sure if I'm pretending or if I really am.

 

:/

oh god why did i come back to this place

I don't know pie. I certainly didn't encourage you.

u mad bro

Because he hasn't slept in my room at night at all this week. He thinks he can get away with just joining me during my naps but he can't! He needs to stay with me, especially since I doubt I'll be home for the next three nights.

 

Plus, he really wants to be with the ladies and it's hilarious to torture him by opening doors and shutting them before he gets out.

Poor Carlos.

You pretty much just described my friend's ex-girlfriend.

She was a nut.

Recently all of these girls I don't really even know want to be my friend on fb. I don't know what the heck is going on.

They probably want some before you go off and become a Spartan.

They probably want some before you go off and become a Spartan.

Entirely possible, but considering I don't know any of them personally, I kinda doubt it. Though I'm getting strong vibes that if my lady friend breaks up with her bf (who she is currently having problems with), it's gonna happen.

 

Also, did halo see my short story about what happened today?

Mhmm.

Tomorrow is my last day of actual school.

 

U jelly halobro?

 

@the rest of the world: Prepare your body.

Yeah sure,I guess. I'm sort of jaded by other distractions like school and stuff.

 

Quite honestly I don't care since nothing happened.

You don't care about my story? Or you don't care that I'm graduating?

Oh yeah, I thought you were saying u jelly at the story, didn't read the graduating part. Mah bad.

 

Yeah I meant your story. And yes I am jelly you are graduating.

ok

Mmm yes.

Oh yeah, the story isn't particularly jellyifing.

 

But anyway, I guess her cousin or something is getting married August 6th. She said that if she's single or whatnot at that time she's gonna make me go as her date. I go to bootcamp on August 9th, so this is how I have it figured. Now that school is over, I am going to be super-mega kicking my ass fitness wise, so I'll be in even better shape than I am now. I'm already devilishly handsome, due in large part to the superb genes of my mother and father. If I cant get any, on a date, looking devilishly handsome, toned, and possibly ripped as [bleep], 3 days before I'm about to go to train for war, going to be gone for an indefinite period of time, then I don't know what the hell is wrong with the world.

Someone has a god complex.

Good luck man.

 

Hopefully she'll still be loyal and happy for you when you're out training and, maybe, deployed overseas.

If the relationship goes in your favor.

You know, I don't remember you as being "Devilishly handsome" at all. Sorry.

Someone has a god complex.

Someone is jealous that they aren't as awesome as I am. I don't blame you though, it's a natural reaction.

 

@halo: If she doesn't want to keep it going when I'm gone, I'll understand, but if she does, I guess that's good too.

 

@tyler: good, because you have a penis(presumably) and i don't want you to.

Thanks for the questioning 321. [bleep] off.

Mess with the best, fail like the rest.

Today we had a conversation about breasts, and how nobody noticed my chest until this year and they were like WOAH, and one girl was saying she's jealous of us small girls with big boobs when she's chubby with average boobs.