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Also, is there a way to play traditional D&D online?

Try the Tavern? They play a lot of diced based games.

 

Unless you're playing over Skype and sharing screens and all that, traditional DnD is really hard to play online.

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If you're asking me Abc, Chrome.

 

Also,

 

Conversing with an INTJ

Dos and Donts (mostly Donts):

 

DONT ask one of us a question unless you really want a truthful answer. We will not sugarcoat it for you, and we dont tell white lies to spare anyones feelings. Do you really, truthfully want to know if those jeans make your ass look fat? Normal persons response: Um, no, you look fine. Really. Honest persons response: Well maybe a different belt would help? INTJs response: No, its not the jeans that make your ass look fat; its your fat ass that makes your ass look fat.

 

DONT express an opinion to us unless you are prepared to back it up with sound arguments and well pedigreed facts and evidence. Otherwise do not be surprised when we logically shred your opinion for you and hand it back to you in tatters.

 

DONT be repetitive. We have absolutely no patience for that. Theres no need to cover old ground, and we heard you the first time, unless we were zoning out. And if we were zoning out its probably because you started repeating yourself.

 

DONT take 100 words to say what could have been said in 10. Content-free speech will cause an INTJ to zone out faster than repeating yourself.

 

DONT engage us in small talk. Keep in mind that you are competing for our attention with all the voices in our heads, and they are bound to be far more interesting than you. The voices are constantly regaling us with things like anagrams of Wayne Newton (Wanton Weeny, We Annoy Newt, New Yawn Tone, ) and candidate titles for parodies of Carry On My Wayward Son (Cary Grant Was Six Foot One, Curry On My Egg Foo Yung, ). Do you really think your talk of the weather or your six year olds soccer league is going to be more compelling than that? Please. Be realistic.

 

DONT look at an INTJ in bewilderment when he/she discloses an idea to you. Yes, it may have required a double somersault of imagination to reach their conclusion. Ask them to take you through it step-by-step; they will happily oblige. Ideas are of ultimate importance to an INTJ, and it is a compliment for them to share their ideas with you. Similarly, failing to give due attention to an INTJs idea is a high form of insult.

 

DO um well, we thought there should be at least one DO but we cant think of one. Oh, how about this: DO keep it short.

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Goddammit Monk, stop being so full of win.

I am Monk's [bleep]

 

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Steins;Gate seems like BS thus far.

10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need
10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc
10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes?

 

Remember, Remember, the 4th of November

RIP Dawngate ;-;

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The Tangled Web looks awesome. Checking it out

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Be careful, at this point in the game I can't imagine they'd be totally patient with newcomers with little gaming experience. There's gotta be a new player intro game or something.

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Steins;Gate seems like BS thus far.

Hint: It's about time travel

But mostly inane technobabble.

 

And weird stuff.

10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need
10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc
10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes?

 

Remember, Remember, the 4th of November

RIP Dawngate ;-;

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If you're asking me Abc, Chrome.

 

Also,

 

Conversing with an INTJ

Dos and Donts (mostly Donts):

 

DONT ask one of us a question unless you really want a truthful answer. We will not sugarcoat it for you, and we dont tell white lies to spare anyones feelings. Do you really, truthfully want to know if those jeans make your ass look fat? Normal persons response: Um, no, you look fine. Really. Honest persons response: Well maybe a different belt would help? INTJs response: No, its not the jeans that make your ass look fat; its your fat ass that makes your ass look fat.

 

DONT express an opinion to us unless you are prepared to back it up with sound arguments and well pedigreed facts and evidence. Otherwise do not be surprised when we logically shred your opinion for you and hand it back to you in tatters.

 

DONT be repetitive. We have absolutely no patience for that. Theres no need to cover old ground, and we heard you the first time, unless we were zoning out. And if we were zoning out its probably because you started repeating yourself.

 

DONT take 100 words to say what could have been said in 10. Content-free speech will cause an INTJ to zone out faster than repeating yourself.

 

DONT engage us in small talk. Keep in mind that you are competing for our attention with all the voices in our heads, and they are bound to be far more interesting than you. The voices are constantly regaling us with things like anagrams of Wayne Newton (Wanton Weeny, We Annoy Newt, New Yawn Tone, ) and candidate titles for parodies of Carry On My Wayward Son (Cary Grant Was Six Foot One, Curry On My Egg Foo Yung, ). Do you really think your talk of the weather or your six year olds soccer league is going to be more compelling than that? Please. Be realistic.

 

DONT look at an INTJ in bewilderment when he/she discloses an idea to you. Yes, it may have required a double somersault of imagination to reach their conclusion. Ask them to take you through it step-by-step; they will happily oblige. Ideas are of ultimate importance to an INTJ, and it is a compliment for them to share their ideas with you. Similarly, failing to give due attention to an INTJs idea is a high form of insult.

 

DO um well, we thought there should be at least one DO but we cant think of one. Oh, how about this: DO keep it short.

INTJs are [bleep]s.

 

ENTJ is everything good about an INTJ except we are capable of socializing.

 

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Pie, I would honestly appreciate it if you didn't make fun of/degrade my personality type. I have tried hard over the years to change it, and it's unkind of you to try and put me down because of it. Thank you.

My skin is finally getting soft
I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

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I apologize Tyler. I did not mean to personally degrade you, but simply to parody common behaviors associated with those who are aligned with the INTJ personality type. I apologize for any confusion.

 

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