biting nails = oral fixation

 

you all secretly want dicks in your mouth

 

:unsure:

i bite my nails.. guess it's true then..

 

The only people who do shirtless dancing vids are the people who really want to see shirtless dancing vids.

then why aren't you doing a shirtless dancing vid?

 

Nobody does any shirtless dancing vids anymore for anything.

Y'all are boring.

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=2PjXwXg6a1M

 

That was only 9 days ago. You want me to make another?

yes

 

I think zoe and silva should make a shirtless dancing videos.

no

 

I think zoe and silva should make a shirtless dancing videos.

that cat actually really wants the dragon.. any fool can see that.

 

I wanted to two things and I asked for your guyziz opinion, but y'all left me hanging. My face has really shitty proportions. I have an abnormally small gap between my lower lip and my chin. The beard helps with that. Besides, I like it.

wow

 

I like being violated in my sleep by my sexy roommate

what?

 

Dear internet provider

 

Why am I all of the sudden getting 150+ ping on every TF2 server I join when my connection speed hasn't changed?

 

Love,

 

Goon

Dear Goon,

In actuality, your connection speed has always been the same. Our service only allows the fastest and amazing internet connections and speed to view cat gifs and pics. We do not support you doing anything else on the internet.. especially not playing a non-cat themed game.

Sincerely,

Your ISP

 

Being around Jimmy gives my stomach butterflies.

what?

 

I don't get how there is such a large chunk of people who claim to not like sweet things. I [bleep]ing love sweet shit.

i dont like sweet things.. i like them slightly not sweet.. mild even.

 

 

 

Firefox is the hottest girl in that pic regardless of browser capabilities. Regarding browser capabilities, firefox is the hottest.

 

what do you mean?? obviously it's Internet Explorer that's the prettiest girl

Wits, you would show up as I pass you in thread posts

ok

sunday was my graduation from college.

 

i graduated with honours.

 

lolwut

 

 

 

Firefox is the hottest girl in that pic regardless of browser capabilities. Regarding browser capabilities, firefox is the hottest.

 

what do you mean?? obviously it's Internet Explorer that's the prettiest girl

 

What? Someone's saying something nice about me? THANK GOD

 

 

Internet Explorer... who let you back in the house?

@Psycho, the quotes confused me with that IE girl in there

sunday was my graduation from college.

 

i graduated with honours.

 

lolwut

'Grats. Now you get to have a miserable life until you retire.

 

Firefox is the hottest girl in that pic regardless of browser capabilities. Regarding browser capabilities, firefox is the hottest.

 

what do you mean?? obviously it's Internet Explorer that's the prettiest girl

 

What? Someone's saying something nice about me? THANK GOD

 

 

Internet Explorer... who let you back in the house?

 

if you kiss a frog... she might turn into a beautiful princess...

sunday was my graduation from college.

 

i graduated with honours.

 

lolwut

HIGH FIVE

You know that thing where you squat, hyperventilate, stand up, blow hard, and pass out? How does that work?

You know that thing where you squat, hyperventilate, stand up, blow hard, and pass out? How does that work?

 

its called taking a shit for some people

Sudden change in blood pressure can cause temporary drop in the amount of blood reaching the brain.

Oh, okay.

 

2 admins? Ruh roh

 

I'm going to try to go to sleep, but I'll probably give up in like 10 minutes and come back here.

<_<

RED ALERT

 

Get it?

No