well obviously you want someone who can drink, or rather, someone you can get drunk. And you want someone who is as young as possible, because then you can corrupt him slowly over time with lots of gay porn and other perverse proclivities.

 

Can i read you or what?

well obviously you want someone who can drink, or rather, someone you can get drunk. And you want someone who is as young as possible, because then you can corrupt him slowly over time with lots of gay porn and other perverse proclivities.

I thought the drinking age was 18 in moose land.

Can i read you or what?

 

I'm american so I don't give a [bleep] what the laws are outside of america

Seriously, where are allah the guests coming from?

not is such a thing what as to more cat

My mom got these really shitty bagles. I toasted them, but butter and sugar on them, and they were [bleep]ing delicious. My blubber has gotten to the point where I can grab it and shake it. Other than the not being able to move thing, I think I like being overweight more than being underweight.

I really like the kitties with the fall leaves.

That thing is huge. There's also a cat and a girl in a tye-dye shirt.

Oh thanks. That was when Carlos got to come with us to grandpa's for the evening because he wanted to go on a car ride.

<_<

More cats!

This is the internet. We never run out of cats.