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Last one to post wins

ProtoGuy
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He's probably hung like one so they think he's one of their own.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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    The rules are simple!   If when you post on this thread, and the thread dies for one week; (and/or 24 hours, I'm not sure if it CAN be inactive for more than a few days with Dax spamming the hell out

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My dad's girlfriend tried to blame me on giving the horses more food then they needed, even though I didn't.

That sentence, correctly worded, should have read:

 

My dad's girlfriend tried to blame giving the horses extra food on me, even though I didn't.

 

With that in mind, it's a strange sentence. You were caused by giving the horses more food than they needed.

 

(And, yes, I realize why you wrote it that way.)

My skin is finally getting soft
I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

I use to be the goat whisperer.

But my goat died a few years ago and I get no goat problems.

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

wut r u sum kind of word wizard

 

Pepsi's got 99 problems, but a goat ain't one.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

wut r word sum kind of wizard?

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

So, I have this sweater for speech. It's completely black, and made of a fleece-y material, so it picks up cat hair like no other, and you can see it all. My cat loves this sweater. Every time I wear it, she ends up on my lap. Ever single time.

 

>.<

My skin is finally getting soft
I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

My dad's girlfriend tried to blame me on giving the horses more food then they needed, even though I didn't.

That sentence, correctly worded, should have read:

 

My dad's girlfriend tried to blame giving the horses extra food on me, even though I didn't.

 

With that in mind, it's a strange sentence. You were caused by giving the horses more food than they needed.

 

(And, yes, I realize why you wrote it that way.)

 

What is this thread, English thread?

I already try to use correct grammar.

And that gave me a good laugh Goon.

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

1,000,005 :)

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Also, I demand pictures of who's cat.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

heh. sweaters.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

So, I have this sweater for speech. It's completely black, and made of a fleece-y material, so it picks up cat hair like no other, and you can see it all. My cat loves this sweater. Every time I wear it, she ends up on my lap. Ever single time.

 

>.<

 

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The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

Jesus, it's 5 pm and my room mate is still asleep.

 

It's pretty annoying. I've gotta do homework and shit, but I don't want to turn the lights on because he gets all pissy when he gets woken up.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

So, I have this sweater for speech. It's completely black, and made of a fleece-y material, so it picks up cat hair like no other, and you can see it all. My cat loves this sweater. Every time I wear it, she ends up on my lap. Ever single time.

 

>.<

 

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Yeah.

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Pots and pans. While banging them together scream "REVEILLE REVEILLE [bleep]!!!"

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

 

There goon.

My skin is finally getting soft
I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

d'awwww

 

I miss my cat so much.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

I saw a cat once.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

tell us about it seany...

 

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Jesus, it's 5 pm and my room mate is still asleep.

 

It's pretty annoying. I've gotta do homework and shit, but I don't want to turn the lights on because he gets all pissy when he gets woken up.

It's not just on the weekends too. He stays up all night, then sleeps in until at least 2 in the afternoon every day, skipping all of his classes. Meanwhile, it's getting dark now around 5 pm so I'm sitting here trying to read my text book in the dark while he's over there snoring.

 

Agitated.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

Well I was walking along and I saw this furry thing. I looked and it was a cat. Then it ran away.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

Jesus, it's 5 pm and my room mate is still asleep.

 

It's pretty annoying. I've gotta do homework and shit, but I don't want to turn the lights on because he gets all pissy when he gets woken up.

It's not just on the weekends too. He stays up all night, then sleeps in until at least 2 in the afternoon every day, skipping all of his classes. Meanwhile, it's getting dark now around 5 pm so I'm sitting here trying to read my text book in the dark while he's over there snoring.

 

Agitated.

Go to the college library

I would just turn on the lights.

If you get in a fight, hide a bat somewhere while he is asleep.

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

Jesus, it's 5 pm and my room mate is still asleep.

 

It's pretty annoying. I've gotta do homework and shit, but I don't want to turn the lights on because he gets all pissy when he gets woken up.

It's not just on the weekends too. He stays up all night, then sleeps in until at least 2 in the afternoon every day, skipping all of his classes. Meanwhile, it's getting dark now around 5 pm so I'm sitting here trying to read my text book in the dark while he's over there snoring.

 

Agitated.

Go to the college library

Closed on Sunday.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

Jesus, it's 5 pm and my room mate is still asleep.

 

It's pretty annoying. I've gotta do homework and shit, but I don't want to turn the lights on because he gets all pissy when he gets woken up.

It's not just on the weekends too. He stays up all night, then sleeps in until at least 2 in the afternoon every day, skipping all of his classes. Meanwhile, it's getting dark now around 5 pm so I'm sitting here trying to read my text book in the dark while he's over there snoring.

 

Agitated.

Go to the college library

Closed on Sunday.

There must be somewhere on campus you can go to get light and quiet time

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