Jump to content

Last one to post wins


ProtoGuy

Recommended Posts

He's probably hung like one so they think he's one of their own.

2pzzjb9.jpg

106px-National_Defense_Service_Medal_ribbon.svg.png106px-Navy_Rifle_Marksmanship_Ribbon.svg.png120px-USN_Expert_Pistol_Shot_Ribbon.png

God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

Link to comment
Share on other sites

My dad's girlfriend tried to blame me on giving the horses more food then they needed, even though I didn't.

That sentence, correctly worded, should have read:

 

My dad's girlfriend tried to blame giving the horses extra food on me, even though I didn't.

 

With that in mind, it's a strange sentence. You were caused by giving the horses more food than they needed.

 

(And, yes, I realize why you wrote it that way.)

My skin is finally getting soft
I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I use to be the goat whisperer.

But my goat died a few years ago and I get no goat problems.

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

Link to comment
Share on other sites

wut r word sum kind of wizard?

2pzzjb9.jpg

106px-National_Defense_Service_Medal_ribbon.svg.png106px-Navy_Rifle_Marksmanship_Ribbon.svg.png120px-USN_Expert_Pistol_Shot_Ribbon.png

God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

Link to comment
Share on other sites

So, I have this sweater for speech. It's completely black, and made of a fleece-y material, so it picks up cat hair like no other, and you can see it all. My cat loves this sweater. Every time I wear it, she ends up on my lap. Ever single time.

 

>.<

My skin is finally getting soft
I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

Link to comment
Share on other sites

My dad's girlfriend tried to blame me on giving the horses more food then they needed, even though I didn't.

That sentence, correctly worded, should have read:

 

My dad's girlfriend tried to blame giving the horses extra food on me, even though I didn't.

 

With that in mind, it's a strange sentence. You were caused by giving the horses more food than they needed.

 

(And, yes, I realize why you wrote it that way.)

 

What is this thread, English thread?

I already try to use correct grammar.

And that gave me a good laugh Goon.

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

Link to comment
Share on other sites

heh. sweaters.

2pzzjb9.jpg

106px-National_Defense_Service_Medal_ribbon.svg.png106px-Navy_Rifle_Marksmanship_Ribbon.svg.png120px-USN_Expert_Pistol_Shot_Ribbon.png

God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

Link to comment
Share on other sites

So, I have this sweater for speech. It's completely black, and made of a fleece-y material, so it picks up cat hair like no other, and you can see it all. My cat loves this sweater. Every time I wear it, she ends up on my lap. Ever single time.

 

>.<

 

Iknowthatfeelbro.jpg

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Jesus, it's 5 pm and my room mate is still asleep.

 

It's pretty annoying. I've gotta do homework and shit, but I don't want to turn the lights on because he gets all pissy when he gets woken up.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

Link to comment
Share on other sites

So, I have this sweater for speech. It's completely black, and made of a fleece-y material, so it picks up cat hair like no other, and you can see it all. My cat loves this sweater. Every time I wear it, she ends up on my lap. Ever single time.

 

>.<

 

Iknowthatfeelbro.jpg

 

Yeah.

j0xPu5R.png

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Pots and pans. While banging them together scream "REVEILLE REVEILLE [bleep]!!!"

2pzzjb9.jpg

106px-National_Defense_Service_Medal_ribbon.svg.png106px-Navy_Rifle_Marksmanship_Ribbon.svg.png120px-USN_Expert_Pistol_Shot_Ribbon.png

God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I saw a cat once.

2pzzjb9.jpg

106px-National_Defense_Service_Medal_ribbon.svg.png106px-Navy_Rifle_Marksmanship_Ribbon.svg.png120px-USN_Expert_Pistol_Shot_Ribbon.png

God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Jesus, it's 5 pm and my room mate is still asleep.

 

It's pretty annoying. I've gotta do homework and shit, but I don't want to turn the lights on because he gets all pissy when he gets woken up.

It's not just on the weekends too. He stays up all night, then sleeps in until at least 2 in the afternoon every day, skipping all of his classes. Meanwhile, it's getting dark now around 5 pm so I'm sitting here trying to read my text book in the dark while he's over there snoring.

 

Agitated.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Well I was walking along and I saw this furry thing. I looked and it was a cat. Then it ran away.

2pzzjb9.jpg

106px-National_Defense_Service_Medal_ribbon.svg.png106px-Navy_Rifle_Marksmanship_Ribbon.svg.png120px-USN_Expert_Pistol_Shot_Ribbon.png

God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Jesus, it's 5 pm and my room mate is still asleep.

 

It's pretty annoying. I've gotta do homework and shit, but I don't want to turn the lights on because he gets all pissy when he gets woken up.

It's not just on the weekends too. He stays up all night, then sleeps in until at least 2 in the afternoon every day, skipping all of his classes. Meanwhile, it's getting dark now around 5 pm so I'm sitting here trying to read my text book in the dark while he's over there snoring.

 

Agitated.

Go to the college library

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I would just turn on the lights.

If you get in a fight, hide a bat somewhere while he is asleep.

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Jesus, it's 5 pm and my room mate is still asleep.

 

It's pretty annoying. I've gotta do homework and shit, but I don't want to turn the lights on because he gets all pissy when he gets woken up.

It's not just on the weekends too. He stays up all night, then sleeps in until at least 2 in the afternoon every day, skipping all of his classes. Meanwhile, it's getting dark now around 5 pm so I'm sitting here trying to read my text book in the dark while he's over there snoring.

 

Agitated.

Go to the college library

Closed on Sunday.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Jesus, it's 5 pm and my room mate is still asleep.

 

It's pretty annoying. I've gotta do homework and shit, but I don't want to turn the lights on because he gets all pissy when he gets woken up.

It's not just on the weekends too. He stays up all night, then sleeps in until at least 2 in the afternoon every day, skipping all of his classes. Meanwhile, it's getting dark now around 5 pm so I'm sitting here trying to read my text book in the dark while he's over there snoring.

 

Agitated.

Go to the college library

Closed on Sunday.

There must be somewhere on campus you can go to get light and quiet time

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Guest
This topic is now closed to further replies.
×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

By using this site, you agree to our Terms of Use.