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I had a dream that I was near the ocean and I had this shitty job and there was archery and Napalm made a mini roller coaster or something and other shit happened.

Uhh, that was real life....

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I had a dream that I was near the ocean and I had this shitty job and there was archery and Napalm made a mini roller coaster or something and other shit happened.

Uhh, that was real life....

 

Shh, don't tell him.

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Mother: "Hey Zack, I smell smoke. Were you smoking?"

Me: "No, I was burning stuff."

Mother: "What were you burning?"

Me: "Paper towels"

 

Perfect poker face the entire time. I hate having to hide it from my parents. I don't give a shit if they know, but I know they'd get all mad at me and shit. My mom's such a hypocrite. She smokes like a pack a day.

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Okay, this is quite bizarre. The whole day was quite clear regarding clouds. Now it's kinds cloudy, but white clouds, not storm clouds. And all of a sudden, I hear a thunder and it starts raining. But there are no rain clouds. The whole sky is pretty damn white, and it's coming down quite hard okay, now it sounds like a downpour.

 

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