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well, my last facebook status that more than 2 people liked was "WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE, YEAH" with five likes, Oct. 6

 

before that, "Dear Vikings, football games have two halves. The second one matters too." with four, Sept. 18

 

"Half my classes cancelled on the first day. Pshhh, college." four, Aug. 22

 

"People keep passing my room and saying they like it :)" four, Aug. 19

 

"is allll moved in :)" four, Aug. 16

 

"I would enjoy yearbook distribution all day erryday" four, May 27

 

"The snow. It's so FLUFFFFAAAYYYY" four, Feb. 26

 

"got a dress. End of story" seven, Sept. 19 2010

 

and basically before that point facebook was the place where I liked a million pages and had a love affair with Cyndi

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before that, "Dear Vikings Vols, football games have two halves. The second one matters too." with four, Sept. 18

 

Story of the year here.

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Goddammit Monk, stop being so full of win.

I am Monk's [bleep]

 

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bwaaaaah so Feb. 6 2009 I went to MOA with Cyndi and her familia and had a blast blah blah then we got back, went to Target, they were having this $2.00/12 pack Coke products sale and her family is addicted to pop and so I was putting a pack back since they didn't need that one or whatever and I stood up and hit my head on the shelf really hard... I was laughing so hard I was crying, but also... it hurt. The guy who worked there just casually glanced at us and then walked away, coooool

 

welllllll I just went through my facebook history down to "Emily joined Facebook" and it's not the first time

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bwaaaaah so Feb. 6 2009 I went to MOA with Cyndi and her familia and had a blast blah blah then we got back, went to Target, they were having this $2.00/12 pack Coke products sale and her family is addicted to pop and so I was putting a pack back since they didn't need that one or whatever and I stood up and hit my head on the shelf really hard... I was laughing so hard I was crying, but also... it hurt. The guy who worked there just casually glanced at us and then walked away, coooool

Guess what? He didn't give a shit. It's not as funny as you think.

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obviously, it just added to the hilarity of the situation to the parties involved. If I saw some random teenage girl hit her head and start laughing I probably wouldn't react at all either, teenage girls are stupid and do things like that all the time.

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So I asked the cashier for "Marlboro Reds" at Walmart. She handed me golds. I was like, "No, sorry. I meant red". She was like "Yeah". Then I was like what evs and took them.

 

I've only ever smoked reds. Opinions on what's better? I've heard good things about Newports. I'll probably try those next.

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all introverts need to die. bunch of socially awkward fat neckbeards who jack off to drawn chinese pictures on the internet all day.

 

First, it's the Japanese that do the drawings mostly, China has the kids working in the factories, no time for drawing.

Second, you wouldn't want to kill me.

Third, me being introverted doesn't mean I'm socially awkward all the time.

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

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So I asked the cashier for "Marlboro Reds" at Walmart. She handed me golds. I was like, "No, sorry. I meant red". She was like "Yeah". Then I was like what evs and took them.

 

I've only ever smoked reds. Opinions on what's better? I've heard good things about Newports. I'll probably try those next.

You should most likely quit on the smoking.

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Goddammit Monk, stop being so full of win.

I am Monk's [bleep]

 

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It was really smart of me to mess up my sleep schedule just before finals. There's no way I'm going to bed right now, I've only been up since 11 and I've been up past 2 every night since Tuesday

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>asks us why we excersice

>smokes

Why?

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

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