Abc1230 Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 From: Mr.Kofi WilliamsEsteemed Gratitude, I anticipate that you read this mail quickly and let me know your opinion or willingness on this classified information that I will release to you. Firstly, I am a happily married man with 3 kids and therefore I would not want to jeopardize this opportunity to change my financial status that will give my family a secured future. I have packaged a financial transaction that will benefit both of us, as the Branch Manager of the Eco Bank Of Ghana First Light Branch, It is my duty to send in a financial report to my Head Office in the capital city Accra-Ghana at the end of each year. On the course of the last two years report (2009), I discovered that my Branch in which I am the Manager made a proceed of $12,850,000.00 (Twelve Million Eight Hundred and Fifty Thousand Dollars) which my Head Office are not aware of nor must they know that I am involved in this transaction. I have since place this fund on what we call suspense account without any beneficiary. As an Officer of the bank I am not directly connected to the fund, this is why I am contacting you for us to work so that you can assist in receiving this money into your Bank Account for us to share, while you will have 35% of the total fund. Note there are practically no risk involved, it will be bank to bank transfer, all I need from you is to stand as the Original Depositor of this fund who made the deposit with our branch so that my Head Office can order the transfer to your designated Bank Account. If you accept this offer to work with me, I will appreciate it very much. As soon as I receive your kind response, I will give you details on how we can achieve it successfully. Note there are practically no risk involved, it will be bank to bank transfer, all I need from you is to stand claim as the original depositor of this fund who made the deposit with our branch so that my Head office can order the transfer to your designated bank account. If you accept this offer to work with me, I will appreciate it very much. As soon as I receive your kind response, I will give you details on how we can achieve it successfully. please reply me on this mail for more details. Yours Faithfully,From: Mr.Kofi WilliamsEmail: [email protected] YouTube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monk Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 Sounds legit. [spoiler=Quotes]Goddammit Monk, stop being so full of win.I am Monk's [bleep] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Observer Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 You know why, Monk? "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 Cbf reading what I missed. Goon, did you get your laptop fixed/replaced?Nope, screen is busted beyond repair. I got a sick deal on a new laptop on Cyber Monday, so for the next week or so I'll be hittin' up the library. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Observer Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 Be more careful next time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 Because race car. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Observer Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 Palindrome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 Oh, look, Reddit is pumping up original shit again! Oh wait. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
champion Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 Oh, look, Reddit is pumping up original shit again! Oh wait.>http://24.media.tumblr.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monk Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 You know why, Monk? Because race car. If only I was here earlier. [spoiler=Quotes]Goddammit Monk, stop being so full of win.I am Monk's [bleep] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 Oh, look, Reddit is pumping up original shit again! Oh wait.>http://24.media.tumblr.com This XML file does not appear to have any style information associated with it. The document tree is shown below.<Error><Code>AccessDenied</Code><Message>Access Denied</Message><RequestId>77005D18E12B156C</RequestId><HostId>EgRht92V8eMciasu9FXl0uCSOttZlxWVuIl/dEPmuTCL0Rei03nvlO1m/KSD1Ckm</HostId></Error> Also, I have decided to go at 3 tomorrow. If their schedule is wrong it's not my fault. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 You know why, Monk? Because race car. If only I was here earlier. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
champion Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 Oh, look, Reddit is pumping up original shit again! Oh wait.>http://24.media.tumblr.com This XML file does not appear to have any style information associated with it. The document tree is shown below.<Error><Code>AccessDenied</Code><Message>Access Denied</Message><RequestId>77005D18E12B156C</RequestId><HostId>EgRht92V8eMciasu9FXl0uCSOttZlxWVuIl/dEPmuTCL0Rei03nvlO1m/KSD1Ckm</HostId></Error>I POSTED THAT BECAUSE IT INDICATES THAT THE IMAGE IS FROM TUMBLR AND NOT REDDIT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 Be more careful next time.I couldn't believe it when I broke it. I'm the kind of guy who always buys the big bulky cases for mp3 players and stuff. I've never broken any electronic that I've owned up until my laptop. Granted, it was 3 years old, and I bought it refurbished, so it was kind of crappy, but I was still agitated. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 Oh, look, Reddit is pumping up original shit again! Oh wait.>http://24.media.tumblr.com This XML file does not appear to have any style information associated with it. The document tree is shown below.<Error><Code>AccessDenied</Code><Message>Access Denied</Message><RequestId>77005D18E12B156C</RequestId><HostId>EgRht92V8eMciasu9FXl0uCSOttZlxWVuIl/dEPmuTCL0Rei03nvlO1m/KSD1Ckm</HostId></Error>I POSTED THAT BECAUSE IT INDICATES THAT THE IMAGE IS FROM TUMBLR AND NOT REDDIT IT'S THE SAME SHIT, BOTH WEBSITES ARE CANCEROUS SHITHOLES THAT REHASH SHIT FROM OTHER SHIT AND MAKE STUPID COMICS ABOUT THEM WITH "LE" AND RETARDED REACTION IMAGES. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 Oh, look, Reddit is pumping up original shit again! Oh wait.>http://24.media.tumblr.com This XML file does not appear to have any style information associated with it. The document tree is shown below.<Error><Code>AccessDenied</Code><Message>Access Denied</Message><RequestId>77005D18E12B156C</RequestId><HostId>EgRht92V8eMciasu9FXl0uCSOttZlxWVuIl/dEPmuTCL0Rei03nvlO1m/KSD1Ckm</HostId></Error>I POSTED THAT BECAUSE IT INDICATES THAT THE IMAGE IS FROM TUMBLR AND NOT REDDIT IT'S THE SAME SHIT, BOTH WEBSITES ARE CANCEROUS SHITHOLES THAT REHASH SHIT FROM OTHER SHIT AND MAKE STUPID COMICS ABOUT THEM WITH "LE" AND RETARDED REACTION IMAGES. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
champion Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 if you go to reddit and unsubcribe from from the rage comic subreddit all that goes away and it just becomes a site with news and amusing pictures. calm down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 Oh, look, Reddit is pumping up original shit again! Oh wait.>http://24.media.tumblr.com This XML file does not appear to have any style information associated with it. The document tree is shown below.<Error><Code>AccessDenied</Code><Message>Access Denied</Message><RequestId>77005D18E12B156C</RequestId><HostId>EgRht92V8eMciasu9FXl0uCSOttZlxWVuIl/dEPmuTCL0Rei03nvlO1m/KSD1Ckm</HostId></Error>I POSTED THAT BECAUSE IT INDICATES THAT THE IMAGE IS FROM TUMBLR AND NOT REDDIT IT'S THE SAME SHIT, BOTH WEBSITES ARE CANCEROUS SHITHOLES THAT REHASH SHIT FROM OTHER SHIT AND MAKE STUPID COMICS ABOUT THEM WITH "LE" AND RETARDED REACTION IMAGES. I HAD TO QUOTE THIS [bleep]ING POST TO CHECK WHAT YOU POSTED BECAUSE I HAVE AUTOPLAY ADBLOCKED AND THEN I PROCEEDED TO MANUALLY ENTER THE URL. I AM NOT PLEASED NOR UPSET. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Observer Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 Be more careful next time.I couldn't believe it when I broke it. I'm the kind of guy who always buys the big bulky cases for mp3 players and stuff. I've never broken any electronic that I've owned up until my laptop. Granted, it was 3 years old, and I bought it refurbished, so it was kind of crappy, but I was still agitated. I'm quite clumsy. Dropped my damn iPod a million times and it never broke. My friend broke his iPhone 4 though by dropping it from a desk onto a carpet. Mine dropped several times on a hard marble floor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 >quotes the quote before I edited it NOW YOU [bleep]ED UP "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 >quotes the quote before I edited it NOW YOU [bleep]ED UP OH WELL YOU POSTED THE AUTOPLAY SO IT'S NOT MY FAULT BUT sorry anyway. You read that last 2 words in a more calm mental voice, didn't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
champion Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 >quotes the quote before I edited it NOW YOU [bleep]ED UP OH WELL YOU POSTED THE AUTOPLAY SO IT'S NOT MY FAULT BUT sorry anyway. You read that last 2 words in a more calm mental voice, didn't you? whoa dude thats so crazy how did you know??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 >quotes the quote before I edited it NOW YOU [bleep]ED UP OH WELL YOU POSTED THE AUTOPLAY SO IT'S NOT MY FAULT BUT sorry anyway. You read that last 2 words in a more calm mental voice, didn't you? whoa dude thats so crazy how did you know??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abc1230 Posted November 30, 2011 Share Posted November 30, 2011 No werk tomorrow. I think I'm starting to get used to it. It's not pure misery for 5 hours any more. YouTube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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