From: Mr.Kofi Williams

Esteemed Gratitude,

 

I anticipate that you read this mail quickly and let me know your opinion or willingness on this classified information that I will release to you. Firstly, I am a happily married man with 3 kids and therefore I would not want to jeopardize this opportunity to change my financial status that will give my family a secured future.

 

I have packaged a financial transaction that will benefit both of us, as the Branch Manager of the Eco Bank Of Ghana First Light Branch, It is my duty to send in a financial report to my Head Office in the capital city Accra-Ghana at the end of each year. On the course of the last two years report (2009), I discovered that my Branch in which I am the Manager made a proceed of $12,850,000.00 (Twelve Million Eight Hundred and Fifty Thousand Dollars) which my Head Office are not aware of nor must they know that I am involved in this transaction.

 

I have since place this fund on what we call suspense account without any beneficiary. As an Officer of the bank I am not directly connected to the fund, this is why I am contacting you for us to work so that you can assist in receiving this money into your Bank Account for us to share, while you will have 35% of the total fund. Note there are practically no risk involved, it will be bank to bank transfer, all I need from you is to stand as the Original Depositor of this fund who made the deposit with our branch so that my Head Office can order the transfer to your designated Bank Account. If you accept this offer to work with me, I will appreciate it very much. As soon as I receive your kind response, I will give you details on how we can achieve it successfully.

 

Note there are practically no risk involved, it will be bank to bank transfer, all I need from you is to stand claim as the original depositor of this fund who made the deposit with our branch so that my Head office can order the transfer to your designated bank account. If you accept this offer to work with me, I will appreciate it very much. As soon as I receive your kind response, I will give you details on how we can achieve it successfully.

 

please reply me on this mail for more details.

 

Yours Faithfully,

From: Mr.Kofi Williams

Email: [email protected]

Sounds legit.

You know why, Monk?

Cbf reading what I missed. Goon, did you get your laptop fixed/replaced?

Nope, screen is busted beyond repair. I got a sick deal on a new laptop on Cyber Monday, so for the next week or so I'll be hittin' up the library.

Be more careful next time.

Because race car.

Palindrome

 

Oh, look, Reddit is pumping up original shit again!

 

Oh wait.

 

Oh, look, Reddit is pumping up original shit again!

 

Oh wait.

>http://24.media.tumblr.com

You know why, Monk?

 

 

Because race car.

 

If only I was here earlier.

 

Oh, look, Reddit is pumping up original shit again!

 

Oh wait.

>http://24.media.tumblr.com

 

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Also, I have decided to go at 3 tomorrow. If their schedule is wrong it's not my fault.

You know why, Monk?

 

 

Because race car.

 

If only I was here earlier.

 

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>http://24.media.tumblr.com

 

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I POSTED THAT BECAUSE IT INDICATES THAT THE IMAGE IS FROM TUMBLR AND NOT REDDIT

Be more careful next time.

I couldn't believe it when I broke it. I'm the kind of guy who always buys the big bulky cases for mp3 players and stuff. I've never broken any electronic that I've owned up until my laptop. Granted, it was 3 years old, and I bought it refurbished, so it was kind of crappy, but I was still agitated.

 

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I POSTED THAT BECAUSE IT INDICATES THAT THE IMAGE IS FROM TUMBLR AND NOT REDDIT

 

IT'S THE SAME SHIT, BOTH WEBSITES ARE CANCEROUS SHITHOLES THAT REHASH SHIT FROM OTHER SHIT AND MAKE STUPID COMICS ABOUT THEM WITH "LE" AND RETARDED REACTION IMAGES.

 

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IT'S THE SAME SHIT, BOTH WEBSITES ARE CANCEROUS SHITHOLES THAT REHASH SHIT FROM OTHER SHIT AND MAKE STUPID COMICS ABOUT THEM WITH "LE" AND RETARDED REACTION IMAGES.

if you go to reddit and unsubcribe from from the rage comic subreddit all that goes away and it just becomes a site with news and amusing pictures. calm down.

 

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IT'S THE SAME SHIT, BOTH WEBSITES ARE CANCEROUS SHITHOLES THAT REHASH SHIT FROM OTHER SHIT AND MAKE STUPID COMICS ABOUT THEM WITH "LE" AND RETARDED REACTION IMAGES.

 

I HAD TO QUOTE THIS [bleep]ING POST TO CHECK WHAT YOU POSTED BECAUSE I HAVE AUTOPLAY ADBLOCKED AND THEN I PROCEEDED TO MANUALLY ENTER THE URL. I AM NOT PLEASED NOR UPSET.

Be more careful next time.

I couldn't believe it when I broke it. I'm the kind of guy who always buys the big bulky cases for mp3 players and stuff. I've never broken any electronic that I've owned up until my laptop. Granted, it was 3 years old, and I bought it refurbished, so it was kind of crappy, but I was still agitated.

 

I'm quite clumsy. Dropped my damn iPod a million times and it never broke. My friend broke his iPhone 4 though by dropping it from a desk onto a carpet. Mine dropped several times on a hard marble floor.

>quotes the quote before I edited it

 

NOW YOU [bleep]ED UP

>quotes the quote before I edited it

 

NOW YOU [bleep]ED UP

 

OH WELL YOU POSTED THE AUTOPLAY SO IT'S NOT MY FAULT BUT sorry anyway.

 

 

You read that last 2 words in a more calm mental voice, didn't you?

 

>quotes the quote before I edited it

 

NOW YOU [bleep]ED UP

 

OH WELL YOU POSTED THE AUTOPLAY SO IT'S NOT MY FAULT BUT sorry anyway.

 

 

You read that last 2 words in a more calm mental voice, didn't you?

 

whoa dude thats so crazy how did you know???

>quotes the quote before I edited it

 

NOW YOU [bleep]ED UP

 

OH WELL YOU POSTED THE AUTOPLAY SO IT'S NOT MY FAULT BUT sorry anyway.

 

 

You read that last 2 words in a more calm mental voice, didn't you?

 

whoa dude thats so crazy how did you know???

 

No werk tomorrow. I think I'm starting to get used to it. It's not pure misery for 5 hours any more.