It usually ends up in 9gag where it dies a slow and painful death.

And then there was cheese....for everyone!

You ate the whole wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing. How 'bout we get you in your p.j.'s and we hit the hay.

You ate the whole wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing. How 'bout we get you in your p.j.'s and we hit the hay.

 

I actually slept from 11AM to 12AM out of exhaustion earlier. So I think I'm too awake to even attempt to sleep now. Considering I just woke up 2 hours ago...

Almost 2 AM and I am not asleep. Sad the first thing to come to mind to kill time is chill in FG and troll Facebook.

 

I'm a terrible human being.

I have no idea where he would have gotten ahold of German pornography. But you and I are mature adults; we've both seen our share of pornographic materials. Oh, you never have? Of course you haven't, how stupid of me. Neither have I. I was just speaking in generalities. Right.

I'm a terrible human being.

 

Not seeing it, honestly.

I'm proud of you fellas. You all kept your head on a swivel, and that's what you gotta do when you find yourself in a vicious [rooster] fight.

I'm a terrible human being.

 

Not seeing it, honestly.

 

I am somewhat reserved here compared to Facebook and real life.

 

Since my dad isn't good at distinguishing my sadistic jokes and random observations, he cringes whenever I watch the news and smile. He kinda hates me on the inside for it.

Well, it looks like we got ourselves a bi-lingual bloodfest.

Well, it looks like we got ourselves a bi-lingual bloodfest.

 

Typical after-hours shenanigans of FG.

 

Nothing to note.

Well, it looks like we got ourselves a bi-lingual bloodfest.

 

Typical after-hours shenanigans of FG.

 

Nothing to note.

What do you say if we go out on a date? Have some chicken, maybe some sex... You know, see what happens.

I'm a terrible human being.

 

Not seeing it, honestly.

 

I am somewhat reserved here compared to Facebook and real life.

 

Since my dad isn't good at distinguishing my sadistic jokes and random observations, he cringes whenever I watch the news and smile. He kinda hates me on the inside for it.

 

So, because he can't see that you're joking, that makes you terrible for having a sense of black humor? That's his problem. Not yours imo.

It's all right, my sweet chinchilla.

Well, it looks like we got ourselves a bi-lingual bloodfest.

 

Typical after-hours shenanigans of FG.

 

Nothing to note.

What do you say if we go out on a date? Have some chicken, maybe some sex... You know, see what happens.

 

 

Or we could try some of these dishes as first date. (Especially the sixth and first)

 

@Ieyfura: I take it to pretty terrible lengths and even abuse the fact he (and many others) essentially cringe at my humor, especially when I crack them up during over-hyped trials (and sometimes in the middle of class when I was in high school).

Well, it looks like we got ourselves a bi-lingual bloodfest.

 

Typical after-hours shenanigans of FG.

 

Nothing to note.

What do you say if we go out on a date? Have some chicken, maybe some sex... You know, see what happens.

 

 

Or we could try some of these dishes as first date. (Especially the sixth and first)

 

 

This is worse than that time the raccoon got in the copier!

Eh.

Well, it looks like we got ourselves a bi-lingual bloodfest.

 

Typical after-hours shenanigans of FG.

 

Nothing to note.

What do you say if we go out on a date? Have some chicken, maybe some sex... You know, see what happens.

 

 

Or we could try some of these dishes as first date. (Especially the sixth and first)

 

 

This is worse than that time the raccoon got in the copier!

 

You have to admit, your schadenfreude tickles at a few of those because the dish in question is kept alive.

 

I knew of the fish one mentioned, but the rest were new to me.

I don't want to know...

If you want to throw down fisticuffs, fine. I've got Jack Johnson and Tom O'Leary waiting for ya, right here.

Nah...

I don't want to know...

 

It's a Cracked article. You know the next place I am going to post it.

I have tried to stay away from Cracked. I have only ever "read" (skimmed) on article.

I only fully read 5-10% of all articles I've read because they interested me deeply. The rest were quickly skimmed ot where I got the information.

I'm in a glass case of emotion.