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I think when I die I want to be buried in such a way that I'm most likely to Fossilize.

i want to be buried in such a way people will see me in space, and i aint gunna be ashes

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

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I think when I die I want to be buried in such a way that I'm most likely to Fossilize.

i want to be buried in such a way people will see me in space, and i aint gunna be ashes

U gonna come down to earth eventually if ur in space. Fossils last for millions of years.

 

Also I'm watch Life after People. did you know they have digitalized DNA of Steven Colbert, Steven Hawking, and this one Playboy model I forget? Apparently its on a disk on the ISS called the Immortality Drive.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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so... they plan to clone a baby from stephen colbert and steven hawking?

The guy who made it's hope was that if humanity died out, aliens might be able re-create us, really smart, proabably really hot us. That is assuming they used the DNA of Steven Hawking and this playboy model.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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a super hot and smart model? nah its not possible

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

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a super hot and smart model? nah its not possible

no no no Steven Hawking is smart, this model is hot.

 

Steven Hawking's DNA+ this model's DNA= MEGAHUMANZ

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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a super hot and smart model? nah its not possible

no no no Steven Hawking is smart, this model is hot.

 

Steven Hawking's DNA+ this model's DNA= MEGAHUMANZ

only cloning them would work, going the natural way is impossible, i couldnt see steven hawkings having "relations" with a super model lol

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

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What if it gets the bad things out of both of them?

 

We would get an airhead with amyotrophic lateral sclerosis. Not cool.

Assuming aliens manage to travel oodles of Lightyears to Earth, I think they have the technology to clone things like they want. Besides, they could just kill the ones they didn't want.

 

a super hot and smart model? nah its not possible

no no no Steven Hawking is smart, this model is hot.

 

Steven Hawking's DNA+ this model's DNA= MEGAHUMANZ

only cloning them would work, going the natural way is impossible, i couldnt see steven hawkings having "relations" with a super model lol

Obviously. Thats the whole idea. Did you read what this is about?

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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What if it gets the bad things out of both of them?

 

We would get an airhead with amyotrophic lateral sclerosis. Not cool.

Assuming aliens manage to travel oodles of Lightyears to Earth, I think they have the technology to clone things like they want. Besides, they could just kill the ones they didn't want.

 

a super hot and smart model? nah its not possible

no no no Steven Hawking is smart, this model is hot.

 

Steven Hawking's DNA+ this model's DNA= MEGAHUMANZ

only cloning them would work, going the natural way is impossible, i couldnt see steven hawkings having "relations" with a super model lol

Obviously. Thats the whole idea. Did you read what this is about?

yes i read this, but we assume aliens travel here and find the technology we leave behind which could probably be crap to them and they hrow it out, or during the process of us being eliminated this technology gets destroyed or something like that, for me i could find this very unlikely

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

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yes i read this, but we assume aliens travel here and find the technology we leave behind which could probably be crap to them and they hrow it out, or during the process of us being eliminated this technology gets destroyed or something like that, for me i could find this very unlikely

Made all the more likely by the fact that they would have to just miss us, just 3 years after humans "die out" the ISS would fall to Earth.

Edit: unlikely ---------^

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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a super hot and smart model? nah its not possible

no no no Steven Hawking is smart, this model is hot.

 

Steven Hawking's DNA+ this model's DNA= MEGAHUMANZ

only cloning them would work, going the natural way is impossible, i couldnt see steven hawkings having "relations" with a super model lol

 

RULE 34

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a super hot and smart model? nah its not possible

no no no Steven Hawking is smart, this model is hot.

 

Steven Hawking's DNA+ this model's DNA= MEGAHUMANZ

only cloning them would work, going the natural way is impossible, i couldnt see steven hawkings having "relations" with a super model lol

 

RULE 34

 

[bleep]ING [cabbage] [bleep] [cabbage] MOTHER [cabbage]TING [cabbage] [bleep].

 

I'm done.

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if you could leave anything for aliens to find, what would you leave(only 5 items)

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

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if you could leave anything for aliens to find, what would you leave(only 5 items)

 

You, a copy of Silent Hill, a soccer ball, a baseball cap, and some tramp's coat.

sweet, but i dontwant a baseball cape, i would look wierd running around being somewhat nake,wearing a tramp coat a baseball cap reading a book while playing soccer

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

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Tyler.

Sounds like your friend is more of a halo nerd than you claim me to be...

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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Meh. Im tired. Probably going to bed early tonight...

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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Meh. Im tired. Probably going to bed early tonight...

i will throw halo through your windo and land it on your head so then youll spend all night playing it

 

edit: god what am i on i cant even spell right

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

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Night.

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oh and i have some bad news, but this is mostly for silver cuase hes a cat person, my cat ha something messed up with her eye and its like glazedover or something and we might have to put her down if we dont remove the eye cuase it would hurt her

 

but life will go on. she was a cool cat and a good mice catcher

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

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someone talk i dont want to make this depressing

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

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Watch a help rescue animals commercial.

 

Feels bad man.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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