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Smashing, now I'm going to bed.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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just had sex with my dog

Quoted, saved, called the cops.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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>implying that having sex with cats isn't more fun

inb4 you edit your post

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"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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My cat found a cricket, and was playing with it (killing it), so my mom decided to save the cricket. Now, my cat didn't see her take it away, and now my cat is running through the house looking everywhere for that cricket.

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Whenever I don't leave my room, during the school week, for a certain amount of time after my alarm has gone off, my cat will start meowing and scratching at my bed room door.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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My cat likes to join me in the bathroom when I take my morning dump.

Mine too.

But he is such a troll. If leaving a leak and the door isn't slightly closed, he'll barge right in, rub up on my leg, then leave the bathroom with the door wide open.

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"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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MOTHER [bleep]ING RAPPER'S DELIGHT.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Also, I so want to send a friend a 'Just ask her out already' Owl thing, but I'm not too sure on his status with the wimmin in question amongst other things.

#KERR2016/17/18/19/20/21.

 

#rpgformod

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so tired

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

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