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You guys thought I died in my sleep?

HAAHAHAHAHAHA!

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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they did

not me

and i got lacey to stay for an hour

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The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

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>Dying in your sleep?

 

Better ways to die and/or kill yourself.

 

What you need: a sidewalk.

 

How to do it:

 

Step 1: Slam your head into the sidewalk.

Step 2: Repeat.

 

 

they did

not me

and i got lacey to stay for an hour

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Did you succeed in shattering the meat tunnel?

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Or go out with a bang, rather than making yourself look like a maniac.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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I always had faith in the return of the halobro.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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I always had faith in the return of the halobro.

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So I guess I should explain...

Well, I decided to actually do some studying on Wednesday for my last final on Thursday. Thursday, and the last day of school, came and went. During Thursday, I was mainly out and about on the town. Yes I did have that Frisbee "play date". It really wasn't a play date when there was like 4 other girls and 5 other guys there.

 

Today I wasn't on much till now because I spent it fixing my bike, which was a success.

Also, GTA IV came today. I'm a pretty happy camper right now.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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they did

not me

and i got lacey to stay for an hour

success_baby_RE_Sharenator_turns_2-s513x339-49532.jpg

 

Did you succeed in shattering the meat tunnel?

 

nah im not gunna do that till were both out of highschool

im pretty sure if anyone found out her parents would hate me

FOREVER

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

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>mfw if halo had asked and given me his address i would have given him my GTA IV.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Oh wait, this means I can do this now.

 

*ahem*

 

 

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"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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>mfw if halo had asked and given me his address i would have given him my GTA IV.

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"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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not sure what the stare is about.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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speaking of the stare

 

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Oh and I know this is late but:

@Monk:

 

YEAH! SUCK IT YOU CANADIAN SYMPATHIZER! THE BRUINS [bleep]ING DUSTED THE [cabbage] OUT OF THE CANUCKS! YEAH! SUCK IT LONG AND SUCK IT HARD YOU TRAITOR!

 

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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HALO

I HAVE A SONG FOR YOU TO LISTEN

its not much of the same as the other dubsteps i showed you

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDYIdBZUl2Y

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

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Oh yeah, I saw your post yesterday was it?

I think it was then... But yeah, I heard that one before. It's too damn slow compared to the original. It's alright, better than the rest of the dubstep [cabbage] out there.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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Yeah I know. I've been call Canucks fans traitors for the past few days.

Some people get real defensive about it too, it's quite entertaining.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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they did

not me

and i got lacey to stay for an hour

success_baby_RE_Sharenator_turns_2-s513x339-49532.jpg

 

Did you succeed in shattering the meat tunnel?

 

nah im not gunna do that till were both out of highschool

im pretty sure if anyone found out her parents would hate me

FOREVER

 

You mean like this?

 

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And you do realize you probably won't be with her after high school right?

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But the TEAM isn't from canada, its like mercenaries. Your team wins, but the people on your team aren't from your team's place.

 

Regardless,

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They mad.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Oh yeah, I saw your post yesterday was it?

I think it was then... But yeah, I heard that one before. It's too damn slow compared to the original. It's alright, better than the rest of the dubstep [cabbage] out there.

as long as you accepted it

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

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Well, while you guys discuss the "different kinds" of boners and their merits and uses, I shall go running.

 

protip: if you want to do more with a wimmin make out with her. Why? Well I'll tell you, because...

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Being a teenage male you are pumped so full of testosterone you barely know what to do with it. This includes your spit. Ladies, however (unless they are juicing or messed up) are not used to such high levels of testosterone. Luckily for us gents, testosterone gets wimmin "riled up", so if u want her to "go further", get some of your spit in her. Since they generally don't like it when you outright spit on them, making out is the best course of action.

 

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http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn2457-semen-acts-as-an-antidepressant.html

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