Jump to content

Last one to post wins


ProtoGuy

Recommended Posts

>mac applications

 

HAHAHAHAHA

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

Link to comment
Share on other sites

[bleep] you [bleep], I'm crossing the bridge.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

Link to comment
Share on other sites

The Bridge of Death? Let me tell you something, son. Back in my days, the valley of death didn't have no bridge. If you wanted to cross the river of death, you swam. 5km agaisnt the stream while getting scorched by the lava, but that's only if you made it to the river. That's right, you had to walk 30km knee deep in ash, uphill both ways, bare footed, and all of that while getting your flesh torn off by ghouls and ghastst, and we didn't answer no questions to random people, kid!

16185_s.gif
Link to comment
Share on other sites

The Bridge of Death? Let me tell you something, son. Back in my days, the valley of death didn't have no bridge. If you wanted to cross the river of death, you swam. 5km agaisnt the stream while getting scorched by the lava, but that's only if you made it to the river. That's right, you had to walk 30km knee deep in ash, uphill both ways, bare footed, and all of that while getting scratched by ghouls and ghastst, and we didn't answer no questions to random people, kid!

Also, it was snowing, so you had to hop on one foot through the snow/ash to keep the other one warm and switch out every so often.

2pzzjb9.jpg

106px-National_Defense_Service_Medal_ribbon.svg.png106px-Navy_Rifle_Marksmanship_Ribbon.svg.png120px-USN_Expert_Pistol_Shot_Ribbon.png

God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Stop! Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, 'ere the other side he see.

 

What is your name?

 

What is your quest?

 

What is your favourite colour?

 

I will not cross the bridge, but simply create one with the wave of my wand. And for that act of superiority I demand a cloak, a cloak that will hide me from death for all eternity!

j0xPu5R.png

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Back in my days, one Denarius was worth 7 Quadrans, and every other monday you could stay for 50 minutes in the Caesar's palace and watch him sacrifice 5 lambs and wrestle a barbarian.

16185_s.gif
Link to comment
Share on other sites

[bleep]ing god damn pizza place and their dumb[wagon] delivery boy out to eat lunch at 6 o' [bleep]ing clock while my dinner gets cold and WHERE THE [bleep] ARE MY JALAPENO POPPERS

10:53 PM - retech9691: I feel the need
10:53 PM - retech9691: To include many chasms in my story arc
10:53 PM - Resistance: You mean plotholes?

 

Remember, Remember, the 4th of November

RIP Dawngate ;-;

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Guest
This topic is now closed to further replies.
×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

By using this site, you agree to our Terms of Use.