Last one to post wins

[H2PM]

Halo2proman smell nice

I really wish he had more lice

He looks like a door

I will [bleep] him more

Now I must go bite some cold rice

 

Yeah...

[SeanyTheSailor]

I give a cabbage.(Yes, I saved the censor some work) Also we've gone through about 16 pages today... if we keep going at this rate we should get page 1000 after a little over a week.

 

Also this is 1000.

[Abc1230]

:arrow:

[Monk]

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[Dizzle229]

http://www.strangeplaces.net/weirdthings/travel.html

 

lulz

[Abc1230]

*Sigh* All of /fg/ is stumblin' now

 

I heard you liek spam

[SeanyTheSailor]

http://www.strangeplaces.net/weirdthings/travel.html

 

lulz

Produced mild lulz.

[Abc1230]

Ffs mild lulz is my thing >.>

[SeanyTheSailor]

Consider if the inventor of the condom had never shared it with the world. 'Tis the same with all great ideas.

[Monk]

Gotta haircut today.. I don't really like it..

 

[spoiler=Before]

 

[spoiler=After]

 

[Goonstalf]

OH [cabbage]! Monk has eyes. :blink:

[Dizzle229]

Last Stumble for now. How the hell does this work? Is it accurate?

http://www.breathingearth.net/

[SeanyTheSailor]

Last Stumble for now. How the hell does this work? Is it accurate?

http://www.breathingearth.net/

Cool indeed.

 

We're getting close to 7 billion.

[Goonstalf]

Huh, Greenland's population is only 58,000.

[SeanyTheSailor]

That's because it is only Practical to live around a select few edges of Greenland, apparently the rest is pretty much just ice.

[Abc1230]

[hide=Facebook conversation]

 

Alex

Hello Mister

7:38pmMe

'ello

7:39pmAlex

I thought of a way to stop the oil leak in the gulf

7:39pmMe

Is that so?

Nuke Cambodia?

7:39pmAlex

Seal the hole with....MIGHTY PUTTY!!!!

7:39pmMe

That's a terrible idea

The oil would die

and that's not healthy

7:40pmAlex

It's what Billy would do if he were still alive

7:40pmMe

I think Billy Mays actually went off to Tupac/Kennedy land

Then he decided he didn't like it

7:41pmAlex

Hmmm

7:41pmMe

Then he blew himself up in the gulf of Mexico so nobody would find him

7:41pmAlex

That makes sense

7:41pmMe

Yeah

7:41pmAlex

But still, any job BIG or small, Mighty Putty repairs em all....

7:42pmMe

We're trying to stop the leak, not destroy all oil with epicness

7:42pmAlex

Zack, you're gonna find out that sometomes the only way to end conflicts is with epicness. And Zack, that's exactly the way it's been

7:43pmMe

Epic is the when the going to being for them, but because the epic doesn't get over it, when we win

7:44pmAlex

True, but we're losing $$$. We HAVE sto stop this, since Obama ain't doing spit about it but talking and talking

7:45pmMe

He's trying to put so much carbon dioxide into the atmosphere than the sun can come through the ozone and stuff and cauterize the leak

7:45pmAlex

Right, by talking

7:45pmMe

Exactly

If he starts using text to speech software, we have a problem

7:45pmAlex

You could work for the government you're so smart

7:46pmMe

The government works for me

I told them to do that to the oil

So I could blow up Hawaii

They've been threatening North Korea

They are going to blow them up once they take over Iran

because the people in Iran are holding the Cambodians hostage

7:46pmAlex

Figures. Can you do me a favor?

7:46pmMe

and the Cambodians control like 2000% of the world's oil

Uh...

I didn't think you were that big

What?

Oh

Uh..

It depends

7:48pmMe

TYPE FASTER

7:48pmAlex

I need you to authorize an assasination attempt: Glenn Beck. He annoys the crap outta me. Also, tell MTV they're to be decomissioned. You can give 'em a choice: either show old music vids, or die

and dont you make fun of my typing, im in a not-so-well-lit room

7:49pmMe

Pffffft

You need to look at the keyboard?

LEARN TO TOUCH TYPE

7:49pmAlex

And im a slow typer. Can you do me those favors?

7:49pmMe

I just did

Glen is dead

I have deployed the clone

MTV declined

7:49pmAlex

Is the clone...tollerable?

7:50pmMe

The clone is 100% identical to the original

I think my biologists did very well

7:50pmAlex

I mean is he about as annoying as the original, or smarter?

7:50pmMe

Exactly the same

Except he has an extra... part

If y'know what I mean

7:51pmAlex

Oh my....well, nobody's perfect. And could you please elaborate on why so many celebs have died over the years?

7:52pmMe

Who said they died?

You see

It all started with Kennedy

He was actually a ninja

Being the president was far too boring for him

So he payed off Oswald to take the blame for a staged assassination

7:52pmAlex

Right, ninjas dont get headshoted

7:52pmMe

You don't want me to finish? FIne

7:53pmAlex

Oh i do, i could write a book that nobody will believe

7:53pmMe

So he had his "wife" stuff a corpse that looked similar to his in her purse

When Oswald shot, he swapped places with the body

The corpse now has a bullet in it

I forgot to mention, he summoned the body from hell, so if it ever gets shot, one of its teeth fly out and hit the nearest person (magic bullet)

Anyway, after he switched places with the corpse

His wife pretended to be worried and stuff

The CIA was in on all of this, by the way

So they pretend to escort the body off

(They just dumped it in a swamp)

Meanwhile, Kennedy fused with the oil in the car

When they got to the next gas station, they saw a poor black man working there

His name was Tupac Shakur

Kennedy told him what had happened and said that if he wanted to live, he must do what he said

He told him to be a rapper and whatnot and stage a very similar assassination

Tupac did this, and they moved to Transilvania

7:56pmAlex

Wait, so kennedy was in his liquid form when he told Tupac this?

7:56pmMe

Yes

7:56pmAlex

ok, go on

7:56pmMe

So once they arrived in Transilvania, the enlisted the help of señor Frankenstein

(He's a vampire sculptor)

señor Frank carved a gargoyl and they flew back to the USA

There, Kennedy and Tupac ate señor Frankenstein in the hope that they would inherit his wisdom

They did

They decided to go after Regan at this time and make him a zombie type thing so they could re-gain control of the use

The guy who shot at regan was actually Tupac in disguise

As you know, they weren't successful

Tupac swapped places with a nearby cop and they arrested him

Now Tupac was stuck in a wall

So Kennedy jumped off the roof and ran to Antarctica

(Yeah, over the ocean. He's super fast!)

So Kennedy lived there for a few years

Then he decided that it was too cold so he moved to 'nam

He assumed the role of [garden tool] chi mihn

(Yes, they're time traveling now)

So he became the leader of NV and whatnoe

whatnot

Then they went to war with the us and created zyclon b

(Zyclon b was actually just Bush DNA)

So now they started killing off all of the horses in the stables in hope to make the Fascists see their wrong doings and enlist in the Soviet military

At this point, the entire world was Communist

So now everybody committed suicide

and everybody is dead

The end

8:01pmAlex

............................

thats was

.....

quite a mouthful.....

 

[/hide]

[Goonstalf]

wut

[Abc1230]

:arrow:

[SeanyTheSailor]

[hide=Facebook conversation]

 

Alex

Hello Mister

7:38pmMe

'ello

7:39pmAlex

I thought of a way to stop the oil leak in the gulf

7:39pmMe

Is that so?

Nuke Cambodia?

7:39pmAlex

Seal the hole with....MIGHTY PUTTY!!!!

7:39pmMe

That's a terrible idea

The oil would die

and that's not healthy

7:40pmAlex

It's what Billy would do if he were still alive

7:40pmMe

I think Billy Mays actually went off to Tupac/Kennedy land

Then he decided he didn't like it

7:41pmAlex

Hmmm

7:41pmMe

Then he blew himself up in the gulf of Mexico so nobody would find him

7:41pmAlex

That makes sense

7:41pmMe

Yeah

7:41pmAlex

But still, any job BIG or small, Mighty Putty repairs em all....

7:42pmMe

We're trying to stop the leak, not destroy all oil with epicness

7:42pmAlex

Zack, you're gonna find out that sometomes the only way to end conflicts is with epicness. And Zack, that's exactly the way it's been

7:43pmMe

Epic is the when the going to being for them, but because the epic doesn't get over it, when we win

7:44pmAlex

True, but we're losing $$$. We HAVE sto stop this, since Obama ain't doing spit about it but talking and talking

7:45pmMe

He's trying to put so much carbon dioxide into the atmosphere than the sun can come through the ozone and stuff and cauterize the leak

7:45pmAlex

Right, by talking

7:45pmMe

Exactly

If he starts using text to speech software, we have a problem

7:45pmAlex

You could work for the government you're so smart

7:46pmMe

The government works for me

I told them to do that to the oil

So I could blow up Hawaii

They've been threatening North Korea

They are going to blow them up once they take over Iran

because the people in Iran are holding the Cambodians hostage

7:46pmAlex

Figures. Can you do me a favor?

7:46pmMe

and the Cambodians control like 2000% of the world's oil

Uh...

I didn't think you were that big

What?

Oh

Uh..

It depends

7:48pmMe

TYPE FASTER

7:48pmAlex

I need you to authorize an assasination attempt: Glenn Beck. He annoys the crap outta me. Also, tell MTV they're to be decomissioned. You can give 'em a choice: either show old music vids, or die

and dont you make fun of my typing, im in a not-so-well-lit room

7:49pmMe

Pffffft

You need to look at the keyboard?

LEARN TO TOUCH TYPE

7:49pmAlex

And im a slow typer. Can you do me those favors?

7:49pmMe

I just did

Glen is dead

I have deployed the clone

MTV declined

7:49pmAlex

Is the clone...tollerable?

7:50pmMe

The clone is 100% identical to the original

I think my biologists did very well

7:50pmAlex

I mean is he about as annoying as the original, or smarter?

7:50pmMe

Exactly the same

Except he has an extra... part

If y'know what I mean

7:51pmAlex

Oh my....well, nobody's perfect. And could you please elaborate on why so many celebs have died over the years?

7:52pmMe

Who said they died?

You see

It all started with Kennedy

He was actually a ninja

Being the president was far too boring for him

So he payed off Oswald to take the blame for a staged assassination

7:52pmAlex

Right, ninjas dont get headshoted

7:52pmMe

You don't want me to finish? FIne

7:53pmAlex

Oh i do, i could write a book that nobody will believe

7:53pmMe

So he had his "wife" stuff a corpse that looked similar to his in her purse

When Oswald shot, he swapped places with the body

The corpse now has a bullet in it

I forgot to mention, he summoned the body from hell, so if it ever gets shot, one of its teeth fly out and hit the nearest person (magic bullet)

Anyway, after he switched places with the corpse

His wife pretended to be worried and stuff

The CIA was in on all of this, by the way

So they pretend to escort the body off

(They just dumped it in a swamp)

Meanwhile, Kennedy fused with the oil in the car

When they got to the next gas station, they saw a poor black man working there

His name was Tupac Shakur

Kennedy told him what had happened and said that if he wanted to live, he must do what he said

He told him to be a rapper and whatnot and stage a very similar assassination

Tupac did this, and they moved to Transilvania

7:56pmAlex

Wait, so kennedy was in his liquid form when he told Tupac this?

7:56pmMe

Yes

7:56pmAlex

ok, go on

7:56pmMe

So once they arrived in Transilvania, the enlisted the help of señor Frankenstein

(He's a vampire sculptor)

señor Frank carved a gargoyl and they flew back to the USA

There, Kennedy and Tupac ate señor Frankenstein in the hope that they would inherit his wisdom

They did

They decided to go after Regan at this time and make him a zombie type thing so they could re-gain control of the use

The guy who shot at regan was actually Tupac in disguise

As you know, they weren't successful

Tupac swapped places with a nearby cop and they arrested him

Now Tupac was stuck in a wall

So Kennedy jumped off the roof and ran to Antarctica

(Yeah, over the ocean. He's super fast!)

So Kennedy lived there for a few years

Then he decided that it was too cold so he moved to 'nam

He assumed the role of [garden tool] chi mihn

(Yes, they're time traveling now)

So he became the leader of NV and whatnoe

whatnot

Then they went to war with the us and created zyclon b

(Zyclon b was actually just Bush DNA)

So now they started killing off all of the horses in the stables in hope to make the Fascists see their wrong doings and enlist in the Soviet military

At this point, the entire world was Communist

So now everybody committed suicide

and everybody is dead

The end

8:01pmAlex

............................

thats was

.....

quite a mouthful.....

 

[/hide]

Too long. Did not read.

[Iconic]

Yeh, found out about that about a year ago. It doesn't work it just estimates a death, it would be cool if every time a person died it beeped instead of every time they think someone died.

[Goonstalf]

My heart is beating like a jungle drum ahdonkahdonkahdonkahdonkahdonkahdonkahdonkahdonkahdonkahdonkahdonkahdonk

[Abc1230]

O rly?

[Goonstalf]

No. :(

[Iconic]

Can someone post O Rly! Again so I can reply Ya Rly! Without feeling socially awkward due to Goonstalf stating that his heart was not beating like a jungle drum.

[SeanyTheSailor]

This is.