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Tow trucks aren't that expensive. Normally they charge a flat rate to hook up, like $80ish, then they charge per mile, usually under $10 per mile.

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Going rock climbing with my sister again this weekend. I think she might be bringing her boyfriend, and being the only experienced belayer going I'll be sure to make it as awkward as possible for him.

I\m surprised that goon is capable of jealousy.. and petty jock behaviour such as bullying somoene...

 

My hands are cold

Hands+ underarms= not cold hands.

the Canadian thing to do is to stick them between your own legs.

 

it's so cold that you don't care what you look like.

 

Friday night has passed. But I stayed home while everyone went out drinkin', 'cause I'm only 17.

Recipe for success.

 

@fluff it's actually moderately irritating, because if I rub my chin when I forget to shave it's abrasive. Also before boot camp I got away with shaving like once a week, after, it's fairly clear I forgot to shave that morning.

is it possible that the navy is dosing you with testosterone hormones?

 

or is it just an effect of exercising everyday?

 

how does the food taste? does the water taste funny? have your balls shrunk?

 

Saw a chubby girl in a small black leather skirt today. I moderately gagged.

 

inb4seanyisabadjudgementalperson

 

@zobro I'm not allowed to have a beard of any kind. Mustaches within regulations, but I don't want to look like a pedophile.

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fat girls trying to look sexy are [bleep]ing disgusting

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fat girls trying to look sexy are [bleep]ing disgusting

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Point proven.

 

Also, just found out that the Wendy's that opened here not long ago does indeed have baconators.

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>don't wanna play any other video games

>wanna play BF3

>bros aren't on to bro-op with in BF3

>only bro on is playing some other game and isn't being quite the bro tonight

>so bored

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Mmmmragh.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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Going rock climbing with my sister again this weekend. I think she might be bringing her boyfriend, and being the only experienced belayer going I'll be sure to make it as awkward as possible for him.

I\m surprised that goon is capable of jealousy.. and petty jock behaviour such as bullying somoene...

It has nothing to do with jealousy. It's my brotherly duty to give any guy my sister goes out with a hard time.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

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scdfm;ohjo ixjconljlkjc

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Going rock climbing with my sister again this weekend. I think she might be bringing her boyfriend, and being the only experienced belayer going I'll be sure to make it as awkward as possible for him.

I\m surprised that goon is capable of jealousy.. and petty jock behaviour such as bullying somoene...

It has nothing to do with jealousy. It's my brotherly duty to give any guy my sister goes out with a hard time.

My sister's dating a moron and its bad for her. I feel like I should be doing more to break them apart, but all I'd accomplish would be alienating my sister and driving her further into his mormon arms

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fat girls trying to look sexy are [bleep]ing disgusting

movie_news_bridget_jones_diary_3.jpg

 

 

Point proven.

 

Also, just found out that the Wendy's that opened here not long ago does indeed have baconators.

 

see here's teh thing.

 

in bridget jones diary.. she's a slightly chubby woman, and she still manages to get the guy.

 

the hot guy

 

and yet when this movie came out.. me and society considered renee zelleweger fat.

 

and now.. that i have been FAT and probably lost it.. i now see things in a different light. she looks pretty attractive. there's nothing wrong with her body.

 

sure it's a little flabby.. but it's not disgusting like an obese woman's.

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fat girls trying to look sexy are [bleep]ing disgusting

movie_news_bridget_jones_diary_3.jpg

 

 

Point proven.

 

Also, just found out that the Wendy's that opened here not long ago does indeed have baconators.

 

see here's teh thing.

 

in bridget jones diary.. she's a slightly chubby woman, and she still manages to get the guy.

 

the hot guy

 

and yet when this movie came out.. me and society considered renee zelleweger fat.

 

and now.. that i have been FAT and probably lost it.. i now see things in a different light. she looks pretty attractive. there's nothing wrong with her body.

 

sure it's a little flabby.. but it's not disgusting like an obese woman's.

I consider the pic you posted to be attractive. If you don't, your standards are ludicrously high.

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if you read the book you'd know.

 

 

This is the point in which our worlds conflict.

 

At any rate, as far as body goes, the woman in the pic is good. It's not llike you can see her body, but she doesn't look fat. Her face, that's another issue.

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