Goonstalf Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 I'LL PLAY WITH YOU GOON! I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acenator Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 This is an oldie, but too good for anyone to miss. W Christopher Morley (1890 - 1957)As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper's cemetery in the Kentucky back country. As I was not familiar with the backwoods, I got lost and, being a typical man, I didn't stop for directions. I finally arrived an hour late and saw the funeral guy had evidently gone and the hearse was nowhere in sight. There were only the diggers and crew left and they were eating lunch. I felt badly and apologized to the men for being late. I went to the side of the grave and looked down and the vault lid was already in place. I didn't know what else to do, so I started to play. The workers put down their lunches and began to gather around. I played out my heart and soul for this man with no family and friends. And as I played 'Amazing Grace,' the workers began to weep. They wept, I wept, we all wept together. When I finished I packed up my bagpipes and started for my car. Though my head hung low, my heart was full. As I opened the door to my car, I heard one of the workers say, "I never seen nothin' like that before and I've been putting in septic tanks for twenty years." > SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;0 rows returnedThere's no place like 127.0.0.1There are only 10 types of peoplein this world: those who understandbinary and those who don't.This statement is false.$DO || ! $DO ; trytry: command not found Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 lol I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albel Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 After months of research...ive finally discovered what my runescape name "Seaoh" means. AWWW YEEEAAHH!!! [hide=Quotes]Albel/JustinAlbel doesn't say anything anymore, just comes in, leaves an arrow and vanishes into the night :(Probablypractising some euphoniumYou nearly had me fooled, you fooler youEuphonium/10.9/10. To me, always associate Albel with musical stuff in OT.Everyone with a goatee and glasses is Albel now.lmfao albel m8 wat r u doin, hi though. [/hide][hide=Runescape Achievements]99 firemaking(2007), 99 woodcutting(2008), 99 fletching(2009), 99 magic(2010), 99 cooking(2010), 99 farming(2011), 99 construction(2011), 99 runecrafting(2012), 99 Hunter (2014), 99 ranged (2015), 99 HP (2015), 99 Slayer (2015), 99 attack (2015) 99 Defense (2015) 99 Prayer (2015) 99 Summoning (2015) 99 Strength(2015) 99 Herblore (2015) 99 Dungeoneering (2017) 99 Mining (2017) 99 Crafting (2017) 99 Smithing (2017) 99 Thieving (2017) 99 invention (2017) 99 Fishing (2018), 99 Divination (2018), 99 Agility (2018), MAXED (05/17/2018)[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 After months of research...ive finally discovered what my runescape name "Seaoh" means. AWWW YEEEAAHH!!! http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Halo2proman "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acenator Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 That's something to be proud of right there, Albel. *random clanks and bangs* Now where the heck did my /sarcasm tag go? *more clanks and bangs* Ahh here it is: [/sarcasm] > SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;0 rows returnedThere's no place like 127.0.0.1There are only 10 types of peoplein this world: those who understandbinary and those who don't.This statement is false.$DO || ! $DO ; trytry: command not found Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 You're just jealous because you're not as HAWAII ULUUUU~~ as him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 You're just jealous because you're not as HAWAII ULUUUU~~ as him.Screw you [bleep]es, I have a whole Google page dedicated to my Tip.it account. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 It's all about the last.fm accounts. tbh. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 Dat sig... "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 Lol, new sig. Can't decide on an avy though. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comical Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 New sig? CURSE YOU. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 Blah, been dealing with some malware thing all day. -.- Awesome sig Goon. Link to Forum Games signature.[hide=TIFer Quotes]This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.English is the only language on this forum.If you use another language, you need to include a traductionbgok5jn dsgtalgOh wow, I hate everything -.-Death kinda scares me.your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.Ffs, someone put this in their sig.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 Blah, been dealing with some malware thing all day. -.- Awesome sig Goon.Well stop downloading pornzorz Death "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 Blah, been dealing with some malware thing all day. -.- Awesome sig Goon.Well stop downloading pornzorz DeathNot an option. @Death: Thanks :) I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzle229 Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nilMEp0s-U Get back here so I can rub your butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nilMEp0s-U "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albel Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nilMEp0s-U [hide=Quotes]Albel/JustinAlbel doesn't say anything anymore, just comes in, leaves an arrow and vanishes into the night :(Probablypractising some euphoniumYou nearly had me fooled, you fooler youEuphonium/10.9/10. To me, always associate Albel with musical stuff in OT.Everyone with a goatee and glasses is Albel now.lmfao albel m8 wat r u doin, hi though. [/hide][hide=Runescape Achievements]99 firemaking(2007), 99 woodcutting(2008), 99 fletching(2009), 99 magic(2010), 99 cooking(2010), 99 farming(2011), 99 construction(2011), 99 runecrafting(2012), 99 Hunter (2014), 99 ranged (2015), 99 HP (2015), 99 Slayer (2015), 99 attack (2015) 99 Defense (2015) 99 Prayer (2015) 99 Summoning (2015) 99 Strength(2015) 99 Herblore (2015) 99 Dungeoneering (2017) 99 Mining (2017) 99 Crafting (2017) 99 Smithing (2017) 99 Thieving (2017) 99 invention (2017) 99 Fishing (2018), 99 Divination (2018), 99 Agility (2018), MAXED (05/17/2018)[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 I'd hit that. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3nQ0MffBXY "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzle229 Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 :mellow: Get back here so I can rub your butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 Yep.I now know why I never really was attracted to her. Hey dizzle, you going to get Alien Swarm?Im trying to download it now but the steam servers are on their menstrual cycle. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 Yep.I now know why I never really was attracted to her. Hey dizzle, you going to get Alien Swarm?Im trying to download it now but the steam servers are on their menstrual cycle.Did you try changing your download area settings? I got through right away using Sweden's. Link to Forum Games signature.[hide=TIFer Quotes]This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.English is the only language on this forum.If you use another language, you need to include a traductionbgok5jn dsgtalgOh wow, I hate everything -.-Death kinda scares me.your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.Ffs, someone put this in their sig.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2PM Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 Yep.I now know why I never really was attracted to her. Hey dizzle, you going to get Alien Swarm?Im trying to download it now but the steam servers are on their menstrual cycle.Did you try changing your download area settings? I got through right away using Sweden's.Yeah I got it working now. "Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzle229 Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 Yeah, I have it. Not a big fan of the overhead view, though. Get back here so I can rub your butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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