I would set my car on fire for a klondike bar.

I would put a newborn in a microwave for a Klondike Bar.

i would start a cult following become president, kill all of congress and the supreme court, instate my followers into said positions, reinstate slavery and enslave every worker of the klondike bar factory and force them into unpaid labor for a klondike bar.

i would start a cult following become president, kill all of congress and the supreme court, instate my followers into said positions, reinstate slavery and enslave every worker of the klondike bar factory and force them into unpaid labor for a klondike bar.

 

Finally! Someone who plays this game right.

 

 

 

I would cut out a baby seal's eyes for a Klondike Bar.

i would force a jewish person to eat pork for a klondike bar

I'd hug a grizzly bear for a Klondike Bar.

I would kill a hobo, chop him up, and pose the flesh as hamburger meat at the local McDonald's for a Klondike Bar.

I would drive to the supermarket, go to the freezer section, pick from a variety of Klondike bars, and purchase some for a Klondike bar.

 

 

 

And for a thicker, more chocolate-y shell I'd take all the Stalfs on the forum, put them in a room with a variety of weapons, and tell them "Last man standing gets a Klondike bar!"

I would drive to the supermarket, go to the freezer section, pick from a variety of Klondike bars, and purchase some for a Klondike bar.

 

 

 

And for a thicker, more chocolate-y shell I'd take all the Stalfs on the forum, put them in a room with a variety of weapons, and tell them "Last man standing gets a Klondike bar!"

 

 

 

I would grab the butter knife and eviscerate every other Stalf, until all that was left was a sludge of gore with me sitting in the middle, eating my Klondike Bar.

I would flood the room where Goon is eating with a deadly neuropoison and then install an Aperture Science brand morality core to stop myself from flooding the room with a deadly nueropoison for a Klondike Bar. (Note: Installing a morality core on a human is probably painful, meaning it is a negative.) (P.S. The neuropoison was stopped after the death of said Goon.)(P.S.S. Still Alive.)

I would punt a baby off of a cliff for a Klondike Bar.

I would punt a baby off of a cliff for a Klondike Bar.

 

I'd punt two for a thicker, more chocolate-y shell.

I would rip the beating heart out of an orphan for a Klondike Bar.

I would chew on a large wad of boogers like gum and blow bubbles for a Klondike bar.

I would eat paper for a Klondike bar.

 

Eat paper? What's so bad about that? I eat paper often.

I would point a flashlight strate in my eye for 5 minutes for a Klondike bar.

I would eat paper for a Klondike bar.

 

Eat paper? What's so bad about that? I eat paper often.

 

Oh good, I'm not wierd. :twss:

I would eat paper for a Klondike bar.

 

Eat paper? What's so bad about that? I eat paper often.

 

Oh good, I'm not wierd. :twss:

 

Seems we have a lot in common Death.

I would go to a store and buy one.

I would shove a puppy down the throat of a toddler for a Klondike Bar.

I would kill thousands of puppies for a single klondike bar.

I think the meaning of this thread is to say what you'd do to yourself for a clondike bar.

 

 

 

I'd punsh my with full force into a concrete wall for a clodike bar.

I think the meaning of this thread is to say what you'd do to yourself for a clondike bar.

 

Anyways, this is how the game works. You post what you would do for a Klondike Bar.

 

Clearly incorrect. He left what you could do up to interpretation.

 

 

 

I would defenestrate a fish for a klondike bar.

 

 

 

For the more chocolately shell, I would defenestrate a shark off of a skyscraper into heavy traffic.

I would build a preschool on top of an Indian graveyard for a Klondike bar.

I would bump a 2 years and 2 months old thread.