Icuownage Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 Umbra sighs, fine, Umbra tries to summon up a dark elemental and some shadow tenetacles and sets out for the golem cave It's a REALLY big shaft.I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archimage_a Posted January 8, 2010 Author Share Posted January 8, 2010 Igos finds some more power stones. You take the Golem back to your outpost by some magical feat. http://www.uzzisoft..../archimage.jpegWell I knew you wouldn't agree. I know how you hate facing facts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archimage_a Posted January 8, 2010 Author Share Posted January 8, 2010 RPG fails to produce a cure for hang overs, unfortunately. http://www.uzzisoft..../archimage.jpegWell I knew you wouldn't agree. I know how you hate facing facts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archimage_a Posted January 8, 2010 Author Share Posted January 8, 2010 Power Stones are created by whalloping big magic explosions and are basically the same as enchanted sapphires...only they work for non-magical skills only. http://www.uzzisoft..../archimage.jpegWell I knew you wouldn't agree. I know how you hate facing facts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul191600 Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 Igos checks to see if any merchants decided to stop at the outpost. The sour dough of the epitmous pie hungers for another's sweet lips to be dulled into a state of most irreverant humblenessTUBULAR BELLS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archimage_a Posted January 8, 2010 Author Share Posted January 8, 2010 Umbra summons some stuff(after repeated tries) and heads out. http://www.uzzisoft..../archimage.jpegWell I knew you wouldn't agree. I know how you hate facing facts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archimage_a Posted January 8, 2010 Author Share Posted January 8, 2010 Igos returns to find a merchant has indeed stop in the town. Before you can say anything he offers you 500 Gold peices to set up a trading post and to bring in 5 workmen to complete the build. http://www.uzzisoft..../archimage.jpegWell I knew you wouldn't agree. I know how you hate facing facts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icuownage Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 Can I ask exactly what I summon'd, numbers too REMEMBERONLY BY SHEER LUCK can you track this cave, you dont know i left for it, i ordered the town never to speak of it, and so, you wont be finding this one guys. Anyway, I arrive and chop down a tree and set a fire It's a REALLY big shaft.I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archimage_a Posted January 8, 2010 Author Share Posted January 8, 2010 Umbra-1 dark elemental and a host of tenacles...probably around 15(Each one is about the size of a sock) You make a camp fire. +.1 woodsmanry http://www.uzzisoft..../archimage.jpegWell I knew you wouldn't agree. I know how you hate facing facts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul191600 Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 Igos quickly accepts his offer. He then asks the merchant if he can send word to the Sultan's caravans in the South (basically Egypt irl) of the trading post. The sour dough of the epitmous pie hungers for another's sweet lips to be dulled into a state of most irreverant humblenessTUBULAR BELLS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icuownage Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 I attempt to fuse some of the tentacles together to make them much larger and stronger It's a REALLY big shaft.I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jehosaphat Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 Can I ask exactly what I summon'd, numbers too REMEMBERONLY BY SHEER LUCK can you track this cave, you dont know i left for it, i ordered the town never to speak of it, and so, you wont be finding this one guys. Anyway, I arrive and chop down a tree and set a fire(By sheer luck.... or by tracking you.) Kemios continues his search of the crater, using earth magics to see if anything was buried by rubble or other means. (Basically, he's searching above and below ground) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archimage_a Posted January 8, 2010 Author Share Posted January 8, 2010 Igos-The Merchant nods at you like you are mad... http://www.uzzisoft..../archimage.jpegWell I knew you wouldn't agree. I know how you hate facing facts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul191600 Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 Igos asks the merchant why he gave such an expression. The sour dough of the epitmous pie hungers for another's sweet lips to be dulled into a state of most irreverant humblenessTUBULAR BELLS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RpgGamer Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 RPG fails to produce a cure for hang overs, unfortunately. RPG's frustration grows, and he throws up a little. Perplexed, he mixes the bile in a vial to see what happens when combined with eye of newt. It may not cure hangovers, but it will cure boredom. In the meantime, RPG listens to the many lectures of the potions master, as he rants about the importance of cauldren temperature. Quote Quote Anyone who likes tacos is incapable of logic. Anyone who likes logic is incapable of tacos. PSA: SaqPrets is an Estonian Dude Steam: NippleBeardTM Origin: Brand_New_iPwn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archimage_a Posted January 8, 2010 Author Share Posted January 8, 2010 Umbra- You create a Shadow Crystal.(20) This powerful artifact can be used to create a permanent and near impenatrable(With sight, it doesn't really do anything against swords and such) cloak of Shadows.(you will need to get to level 5 in Shadow magic first though) http://www.uzzisoft..../archimage.jpegWell I knew you wouldn't agree. I know how you hate facing facts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icuownage Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 I try to summon 5 large tentacle shadows again Any xp? It's a REALLY big shaft.I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archimage_a Posted January 8, 2010 Author Share Posted January 8, 2010 Kemios-The Worme appears, in its teeth are a number(4) life shards.+.1 Earth magic. http://www.uzzisoft..../archimage.jpegWell I knew you wouldn't agree. I know how you hate facing facts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim_ Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 I keep looking around and go into the generator room. I then check for loot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archimage_a Posted January 8, 2010 Author Share Posted January 8, 2010 Igos-"There is no 'Sultan' to the south, only the sea. http://www.uzzisoft..../archimage.jpegWell I knew you wouldn't agree. I know how you hate facing facts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icuownage Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 I keep looking around and go into the generator room. I then check for loot. You mean what probably was, there is no loot everything should be incinerated, I dont think anything could survive that It's a REALLY big shaft.I didn't catch fire, I used the can of hairspray as a flamethrower and pointed it at my arm.how are you going to ignore my posts when I'm offering to let you live as my vassal in two weeks time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul191600 Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 Igos looks confused. Perhaps he was having a strange memory of a time long forgotten. He then asked the merchant, "What province do you come from?" The sour dough of the epitmous pie hungers for another's sweet lips to be dulled into a state of most irreverant humblenessTUBULAR BELLS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archimage_a Posted January 8, 2010 Author Share Posted January 8, 2010 RPG gains .1 divininty and .6 Potions making. http://www.uzzisoft..../archimage.jpegWell I knew you wouldn't agree. I know how you hate facing facts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jehosaphat Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 Kemios thanks the Worme telepathically and returns to his camp/castle/thing to store his loot about 5 feet below the castle floor using earth magic. He then goes hunting for something with which to reward the Worme. And Grim, I don't think there's a generator room anymore. In fact, I don't think there's a cave anymore. Just a crater in the mountainside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archimage_a Posted January 8, 2010 Author Share Posted January 8, 2010 Umbra creates 25 shadows, then combines them to form 5 larger(Scarf sized) shadows.+.3 Shadow magic. http://www.uzzisoft..../archimage.jpegWell I knew you wouldn't agree. I know how you hate facing facts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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