I want a partyhat!

[saywuuuut]

I want to have a partyhat because I don't like having edible rares I can't ever wear, so how should I do it?

 

I have basically zero junk...

 

I would like to get rid of my two easter eggs, which I believe is in the area of 300M - 350M (after junk). However the GE max is only like 94M.

 

I also have a santa hat but I would like to keep it...

 

20M cash to spend.

 

Any help is appreciated!

[la la la]

Easters are worth slightly more than a purple and less than a green or yellow (at least last time I checked). I seriously doubt you could get up to a red with them, though. I'd say go for a yellow.

[saywuuuut]

Okay... but even if it is worth more than a purple, the trade difference is like 230M. I have no way to fill that...

 

I like the idea of a yellow though =)

[la la la]

Your only options are to overpay (2 eggs + santa + cash) for a yellow or to make enough money so just one easter will suffice (but good luck getting a yellow for one easter)

[The_Fray]

You will just have to make money by yourself then. I am afraid there is no other way due to balanced trades.

[saywuuuut]

Okay... but how do people get 200M worth of junk in the first place? Like random objects such as law talismans?

 

And whats the deal with hooks?

[ilovecuttingyews]

Okay... but how do people get 200M worth of junk in the first place? Like random objects such as law talismans?

And whats the deal with hooks?

Most junk that people use in such massive ammounts are items from crashing manipulations. If you manipulate an item from say 1k to 2k, you have essentially doubled the trade value but the 'true' GE value is still 1k. It's hard to get over 100M worth of real junk just from playing the game normally (unless you GWD so much you get excessive addyp++ arrows).

 

Hooks have a street price of somehting like 80-100M because it takes a lot of time to get enough agility tickets to buy it. And even with enough tickets, most people just take the exp rather then the hook because there is just so much exp it doesn't seem worth it.

 

As for getting the phat, I would say just make money (nat crafting, etc). Your eggs and santa will rise as you make GP so you will lower the gap between your bank and a phat. I would suggest you go for a yellow because even then you are overpaying but remaining in the lower GE valued phats. I just saw a thread on the RSOF where someone was paying yellow + 2 hooks for 2 eggs so that's about what you could get.

 

Currently yellow is 326M in the GE.

2 eggs + 20M GP = 183M

If you add the santa (I know you want to keep it, but selling it saves like a month of getting GP) you have 240M

That means you need to come up with 86M of GE price to balance the trade.

 

When easters rise you are gaining (4.5M x 2 eggs) 9M per rise. This happens once every 5-7 days. So we can say that you bank increases at 1.5M per day. (I am assuming santas are stable).

When yellows rise they go up 3.2M per rise. With 6 rises in 30 days we can say that yellows are rising 640k per day.

This means that you are closing the gap in GE price on a yellow by 860k per day. At this rate it will take 100 days for your Eggs+GP+santa to be equil to a yellow phat (assuming no crashes and rising says at the same days between).

 

I'm assuming your TIF name is the same as your RSN. You have 44 rc so that's good for nats. If you have charms you may want to get your summoning up to 57 to use spirit graahk for the teleport. I don't know exact rates but you should be able to make some decent money crafting nature rules.

Another method would be cannoning green dragons. Again, I don't know exact figures but it's pretty good.

If you really want to take risks, you could try to GWD and snag some hilts or armours.

 

With these methods, 430k/hour is realistic (random number to suit math). So if you play 2 hours per day, you would be able to half the time to catch yellow phat making it 50 days. If you get lucky with lots of egg rises and few yellow rises, and santas being manipulated again, you could get that yellow within a month. That's a best case senerio with low risk money making and 2-3h per day.

[Urbex]

Okay... but how do people get 200M worth of junk in the first place?

from other trades.