I love you gaiz so vewy mush. Mucho homo. :thumbup:

spanish gays are cool tho :thumbup:

But I'm all like... white and stuff

 

 

and straight as a circle. Wait...

 

RACIST@

spanish people can be white if they.........

 

 

 

 

im not finishing this post.

... Sir, this is serious business. Do you not value your rung on the societal ladder? Clearly, if you do ever wish to accumulate enough "testicles" to "male-up" and ask a Matriarchal Pack Leader out on a series of courtships -- the ultimate goal being procreation, you must heed to our rules. If you do not, we will force drastic measures upon you.*

 

 

 

We hope you will take this matter much more seriously, posting this letter on your front page is not only a violation of Law 34, Section 69, Subsection 00.1293, "don't be a [bleep]."

 

We will be in contact soon,

 

Sincerely,

 

Your Super Serious [sic] Mom.

 

 

* Such forces are to be decided by, and upon such instance, if to occur, by bonkers. Such decision may be influenced by marijuana, alcohol, Push Pops Blue Dazzle, and advice from Tabloids. However, said decisions shall not be affected, nor influenced by pity, mercy, Obtaurians hair style, and or, promise of getting the band back together.

 

To Sarufool,

 

I am contacting you on behalf of Obtaurian the Great as I am his legal advisor. This document is a subpoena to appear in court on the charge of "Harrassment of an Endangered Species," a charge that violates the Legal Code Law 1, Section 1, Subsection 1.1, punishable by death in 470 countries of the world.

 

On arrival of the court on the date specified (21st December 2012,) you will be subjected to watching 387 hours NON-STOP of the award-winning (but truly awful) sitcom "Two and a Half Men." You will then be presented with washed up actor Charlie Sheen, and we would ask that you perform fellacio on him until he asks you to stop (which will most likely be never, because Charlie Sheen is one of the biggest, stupidest homosexuals in the world.)

 

You will then present, in front of a jury of 12 chimps, your defence, which will be about as legitimitely regarded as Sarah Palin's run for Vice President. Then, also like Sarah Palin, the monkies will throw faecal matter at you until you beg them to stop, at which point they will pee on your head.

 

You will then be condemned to the gas chambers, where you will die by second-hand exposure to the legally smoked Mary Jane of the Plaintiff (the afore-mentioned Obtaurian the Great,) however, because second-hand Marijuana smoke is not harmless enough to kill you in any short-period of time, you will most likely die of starvation.

 

Your body will then be given a "state funeral", and the jury will be fed lunch (I believe the special is "Fillet Saru".)

 

Yours Humbly,

 

Some [cabbage]ting Lawyer.

 

Two and a Half Men is awesome. SO is this thread.

You know, as a mom, I worry about my son playing football. GOD DAMN YOUTUBE ADS [bleep]

I'm not a fan of 1 and No Halves Hooker Buyers. Yeah, it's Charlie Sheen.

I'm not a fan of 1 and No Halves Hooker Buyers. Yeah, it's Charlie Sheen.

His dad is the Illusive Man.

TWO AND A HALF MEN DESERVES TWO AND A HALF STARS.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

out of 67 total.

 

 

 

 

DO NOT WANT

 

 

 

I have nothing more relevant [cabbage] to say.

http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?p=573

 

http://newyork.craigslist.org/que/mis/2085459935.html

 

Kinky.

How many euphemisms for penis can we stuff into this episode?

FIND OUT TONIGHT AFTER FAMILY GUY!

You notice the penises but not the raven haired goddess???

http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?p=573

 

http://newyork.craigslist.org/que/mis/2085459935.html

 

Kinky.

Man ejaculates during pat-down... and his last name is Cummings. :thumbup:

can you guys please stop talking about ejaculation and men playing with boys on my thread? thanks.

can you guys please stop talking about ejaculation and men playing with boys men on my thread? thanks.

 

fixed. just like ur dog ohohohohoho

 

by the way, just watched your video. you're pretty good at this guitar thing. since i only play electric, i just mess around a bit and everything sounds good with distortion.

One of these days I'll fix my electric up and make a short video of me shredding. I'm pretty good at that, too. :shades:

 

but seriously I never play my electric anymore. :/ I'm gonna fix it up and learn all the [cabbage] I never learned before, like economy picking and real sweep picking (I can sweep, but only a few shapes. I can't just bust out with some sweeping just anywhere on the neck).

My blog is too cool for school. I'm getting really tired of posting on TIF tbh. I've gotten to the point where I don't even want to argue with people anymore. I just want to tell them they're wrong and move on, 'cause I can't comprehend their stupidity. I'm an elitist efficiency clown, I know, but it's just too bothersome. There's two or three posters that target and attempt to argue with me over every little thing I say. That would be fine except that what they say doesn't make sense, and it's often baseless trolling, blah blah blah. complain complain complain

 

just can't get into the debates these days. too much trouble. too much brain power required. not fun. i mean literally, i see some of the things that people say to Stone, Ancient, Grimy, xpx, etc, and the only response that comes to mind is "lol?," 'cause what they say does not make any sense in the slightest.

 

/rant

Sometimes I wonder why we even post.

 

 

Obtaurian I would go straight for you.

 

 

 

WAT.

 

 

http://www.apartmentguide.com/apartments/Virginia/Chesapeake/Acorn-Grove/4874/

 

 

check it. We're going there next week to check it, its looks shabby, but its a great price, great management company, and great location.

WHY WONT YOU RETURN MY CALLS ARE YOU BREAKING UP WITH ME???????

WHY WONT YOU RETURN MY CALLS ARE YOU BREAKING UP WITH ME???????

 

you haven't callled?!!!!!!??!?!

 

no homo by the way

was a joke.

was a joke.

 

ummmmm duh?

 

but you better [bleep]ing call me one of these days.

 

 

no homo./

So I picked a booger and it looked like you.

 

Hi.

So I picked a booger and it looked like you.

 

Hi.

 

wow.