AAAAAAAAATATATATATATATATA

 

63 HP.

The wall is so kawaii desu that he gets all the girls.

 

64 HP

And 30 year old gay guys.

 

63 HP.

And 80 year old sexually active grandmas.

 

62 HP.

THDsifhaaaaas dklñjfsdp p'oer ñ.

 

61 dOSDFJ.

Which translates to "I lub you wall."

 

62 HP

The wall brushes his teeth.

 

63 HP.

With a pneumatic drill.

 

62 HP.

The wall is pwnage.

 

63 HP

The wall gets to see his family for the first time in a few months.

 

64 HP.

63 hp

The wall wins a nobel prize.

 

64 HP

The wall wins a Nobel Prize in winning Nobel Prizes.

 

65 HP.

Then the wall wakes up.

 

64 HP.

Was still a pretty cool dream, anyway.

 

65 HP.

Then the wall wakes up. AGAIN. And he's late for work.

 

64 HP.

Good thing daylight savings has ended, he still has a bit of time to get ready, he does, and he arrives just in time.

 

65 HP.

Only to find out he's fired because he's an inefficient worker.

 

64 HP.

He walks out of his former place of work and trips over the Holy Grail. Success.

 

65 HP.

He knocks two teeth out with the holy grail, which turned out to be a fake plastic version.

 

64 HP.

65 HP

Nintendo 64HP.

N0, 65 HP

The wall, through some magical way, gains one HP.

 

66 HP.

At the cost of his legs and arms.

 

65 HP.