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"My Planks" - The *Construction* Theme Song

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As soon as I saw the title, I guessed it would be based on "my humps". Good lyrics!

j00 is not as good lookin as lovely black eye laydeh!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

anyway, good song thingy, nice lyrics and all that. I wasnt sure who had more time on their hands, you or the dude linked to in this thread,

 

 

 

http://forum.tip.it/viewtopic.php?t=362080

 

 

 

You could also have stuck in a line about 'nono farmer, you dont want no farmer, farmer' hehe

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

dude that was the most classicus thing i've read all week

 

 

 

oh really? Click the link above for the best thing you'll have heard all week.

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Nice rhyming but half of it didnt even make sense. :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'll second there. Ok, so it rhymes... now try and have it make sense.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Make you wood planks off my bank

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

No... just.... no :? .

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I was wondering if anyone could help with my new song. I was thinking of starting "Uh huh, this my pit, all the cats wanna fight like this." Only problem is I'd have to find something along the lines of "I ain't no hollaback cat."

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scientology - I'm just Google bombing, don't mind me.

I was wondering if anyone could help with my new song. I was thinking of starting "Uh huh, this my pit, all the cats wanna fight like this." Only problem is I'd have to find something along the lines of "I ain't no hollaback cat."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

No offense, but you are horrible at making songs (so far anyways). To make good lyrics, they have to atleast make a little sense. Sure you can rhyme stuff but if it doesn't make sense it won't work. Lemme give you an example. Lets say I made a song and I call it "Frog in my Pants". If I were you, here is what the first 2 lines would be like:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The frog is hoppin' in my pants

 

 

 

I like chocolate ice cream with black ants

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yeah, that's what your songs sound like ^^. They rhyme, but they don't make sense or go together.

RS Name: Zibl || Click Signature for my RS Life Story!

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[ 87 Combat ] [ 1240 Total ] [ Ex-RSC Professional Merchant ]

12.20.01 - 10.5.05 || Status: Retired

Total losses in 5 years = just over 630 million gp (BILLIONS in today's prices)

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I was wondering if anyone could help with my new song. I was thinking of starting "Uh huh, this my pit, all the cats wanna fight like this." Only problem is I'd have to find something along the lines of "I ain't no hollaback cat."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

No offense, but you are horrible at making songs (so far anyways). To make good lyrics, they have to atleast make a little sense. Sure you can rhyme stuff but if it doesn't make sense it won't work. Lemme give you an example. Lets say I made a song and I call it "Frog in my Pants". If I were you, here is what the first 2 lines would be like:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The frog is hoppin' in my pants

 

 

 

I like chocolate ice cream with black ants

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yeah, that's what your songs sound like ^^. They rhyme, but they don't make sense or go together.

What are you talking about? That makes perfect sense. There's a frog in your pants and you like chocolate ice cream with black ants in it. What's not to get? Nice rhyme, by the way.

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scientology - I'm just Google bombing, don't mind me.

I take it you are trying to be sarcastic. IF your are not, then that's pittyful.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

No. A frog in my pants and ants on my ice cream have absolutely nothing in common. Especially if the song is about a 'Frog in my Pants'. You suck at making songs. Stop, or have them make sense and go together. Otherwise don't waste your time?

RS Name: Zibl || Click Signature for my RS Life Story!

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[ 87 Combat ] [ 1240 Total ] [ Ex-RSC Professional Merchant ]

12.20.01 - 10.5.05 || Status: Retired

Total losses in 5 years = just over 630 million gp (BILLIONS in today's prices)

I take it you are trying to be sarcastic. IF your are not, then that's pittyful.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

No. A frog in my pants and ants on my ice cream have absolutely nothing in common. Especially if the song is about a 'Frog in my Pants'. You suck at making songs. Stop, or have them make sense and go together. Otherwise don't waste your time?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ahh but does it make sense later on?

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Finally, I get to save the Earth with deadly lasers instead of deadly slide shows!

hahahahahahaha this is the best thread ever :lol: man you rock, im laughing so hard irl

Sadly, the "Behind" for December did not mention "carpentry".

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Guess we have all been the "butt" of this joke. :(

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well, i liked the song. and despite what everyones saying, it did make some sense in a way. Theres loads of rhymes out there that dont make perfect sense. I look forward to the next one

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lolzzz

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Hate to "necro bumb", but I'd just like to give everyone a chance to memorize the official *construction* theme song, written by me. Maybe it makes more sense to you then some of the people that posted. I get it at least.

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scientology - I'm just Google bombing, don't mind me.

haha, still got that touch, i read it when it came out anf forgot about it, still as funny as it was...

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Fergie...Where's a "vomiting" emoticon when you need it...

 

Keep it up man! :P Sing and record it like I do, we'd love to hear it! :D

 

 

 

Don't Lie, you and Bubsa be on the same wave length.

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lol that was funny. Some of the rhymes didn't connect to what you were saying in that verse/stanza whatever the word is. I still enjoyed it anyway. I really want my membership back -.-.

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