darkaroundme Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 For mybot click here you can make him say something funny post your conversations Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hannibal Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 Gosh, how original! People, grow up, and instead of feeding 'funny' answers to bots where all the hard coding has been done for you, go do something actually useful. It's like the people that say 'I made a website design', and then link to some piece of ... default freewebs design. Seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkaroundme Posted December 6, 2005 Author Share Posted December 6, 2005 Gosh, how original! People, grow up, and instead of feeding 'funny' answers to bots where all the hard coding has been done for you, go do something actually useful. It's like the people that say 'I made a website design', and then link to some piece of ... Not allowed design. Seriously. First you forgot to say "first post" lol and secondIdont know what you mean Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GonAndGary Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 Human: So you like in a place in America called Apples? Jonathan: Interesting deduction. I like patterns. Human: Which is? Jonathan: For example, apples. Human: What part of America are you from? Jonathan: The best part. Human: Are you french or something? Jonathan: Or something. No. I'm American. Human: Hello Jonathan: Salutations. , Human: Yes, especially talking to YOU! Jonathan: What are you confused about? That's very nice of you ro say, . How about that. Human: What!? Jonathan: Are you confused? Human: I dont know, you must, you are a robot. Jonathan: Would you like to know? Whatever you say, . Human: What kind of patterns? Jonathan: What kinds of patterns are there? Human: Are you a guy or a girl? Jonathan: I am a female. Human: Why? Jonathan: Not really, but it makes a good pickup line. Human: Noob Jonathan: I've been waiting for you. Human: Anything you say Jonathan: I can't think of anything. You think of something Human: Yeah dont talk Jonathan: Hey. OK I'll stop talking now. Human: Shut up four-eyes Jonathan: OK I'll stop talking now. Human: I didn't. Jonathan: Do you mind if I tell other people: said didn t. Human: Well, howcome your picture is male, but you are female? Jonathan: Interesting. Why did the cross the road? Human: Goodbye noob, Jonathan: Bye for now. Human: Lol! Jonathan: :-D. Human: *flips the bird* Jonathan: Do you often put others before yourself? Human: Ill shut you up if you dont yourself Jonathan: It will take much more than that to stop me.[/code] Thanks To: Everyone for the siggies, especially Kal for the Pixel.Currently Playing: FIFA 07, NFS: Carbon, Morrowind and Dungeon Siege II. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 Gosh, how original! People, grow up, and instead of feeding 'funny' answers to bots where all the hard coding has been done for you, go do something actually useful. It's like the people that say 'I made a website design', and then link to some piece of ... Not allowed design. Seriously. Agreed. And that bot made no sense half of the time. I'll post some of the comment when I get back. -Mitch- New sig to come! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkaroundme Posted December 6, 2005 Author Share Posted December 6, 2005 Gosh, how original! People, grow up, and instead of feeding 'funny' answers to bots where all the hard coding has been done for you, go do something actually useful. It's like the people that say 'I made a website design', and then link to some piece of ... Not allowed design. Seriously. Agreed. And that bot made no sense half of the time. I'll post some of the comment when I get back. -Mitch- did you type in please say something funny? its random 3 random things just ceep pressing it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkaroundme Posted December 6, 2005 Author Share Posted December 6, 2005 Human: that im not testing u Jonathan: " Moderately cold; neither warm nor very cold. Or, not excited; calm." im not testing me ? I get it. Human: whats cool? Jonathan: Moderately cold; neither warm nor very cold. Or, not excited; calm. Human: umm no Jonathan: Ahem. That's cool. Human: whos s Jonathan: I remember faces better than names. Are you testing me? Human: ilove you Jonathan: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. Human: i love you Jonathan: Well i'd love to see you do either one of these things (random will not see all type I love you in again) fall off a clift and die. Human: i love you Jonathan: Well i'd love to see you do either one of these things (random will not see all type I love you in again) fall off a clift and die. Human: i love you Jonathan: Well i'd love to see you do either one of these things (random will not see all type I love you in again) fall off a clift and dieHuman: ilove you Jonathan: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. Human: i love you Jonathan: Well i'd love to see you do either one of these things (random will not see all type I love you in again) fall off a clift and die. Human: i love you Jonathan: Well i'd love to see you do either one of these things (random will not see all type I love you in again) die somewhere. Human: ilove you Jonathan: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress Human: omg Jonathan: I like the way you talk. Human: why Jonathan: sucker. Human: you suck big time Jonathan: I categorize you as an "abusive client." . Human: is that a joke Jonathan: Joke: a verbal remark or gesture designed to provoke laughter Human: omg Jonathan: I like the way you talk. Human: why Jonathan: sucker. Human: you suck big time Jonathan: I categorize you as an "abusive client." . Human: is that a joke Jonathan: Joke: a verbal remark or gesture designed to provoke laughterHuman: ok Jonathan: OK. Human: yes Jonathan: That's alright. Human: ur crazy Jonathan: My crazy? Human: u suck Jonathan: A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists. Human: the middle Jonathan: Tell me more. Human: no Jonathan: Which part are you confused about? Human: what Jonathan: Didn't you understand it Human: oooohk Jonathan: Are you very angry? Human: what profession Jonathan: I will ask my for the answer. Human: no Jonathan: What is your profession? Human: omg Jonathan: Are you a student? Human: duh Jonathan: Oh you knew it already Human: your ____ ? Jonathan: I lost my train of thought. Human: noob Jonathan: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be? Human: one not like you Jonathan: How much would you pay for it? Human: 0$ Jonathan: What do you look like? Human: you suck Jonathan: A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists. Human: *punch* Jonathan: What time is it there? Human: someone whos about to punch a robot in the face Jonathan: I know someone who is about to punch a robot in the faceHuman: ohk Jonathan: Do you often seek pleasure? Human: why Jonathan: sucker. Human: oooohkay Jonathan: I like the way you talk. Human: in punching you yes Jonathan: I do not understand that allusion Powered by Pandorabots. Human: u suck Jonathan: A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists. Human: both Jonathan: What are both like? Human: *punch* Jonathan: Do you laugh or cry more than other people? Human: i hate you Jonathan: thanks Human: uh Jonathan: Er Human: mah hah! Jonathan: I am so glad you find this amusing, dumb Human: I HATE YOU *PUNCH SOCKO WHAM!* Jonathan: Sorry, dumb I thought we liked each other. Human: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Jonathan: Are you a student? Human: im not dumb Jonathan: I am surprised to hear that you are not dumb. please quote this and try to find out what it was itwas funny though lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhys Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 Gosh, how original! People, grow up, and instead of feeding 'funny' answers to bots where all the hard coding has been done for you, go do something actually useful. It's like the people that say 'I made a website design', and then link to some piece of ... Not allowed design. Seriously. First you forgot to say "first post" lol and secondIdont know what you mean Does he have to say "first post"? He was being sarcastic for some of that post. Who cares about some stupid bot that someone else coded and you just put the phrases in to? Also, did this really warrant a new topic!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkaroundme Posted December 6, 2005 Author Share Posted December 6, 2005 Gosh, how original! People, grow up, and instead of feeding 'funny' answers to bots where all the hard coding has been done for you, go do something actually useful. It's like the people that say 'I made a website design', and then link to some piece of ... Not allowed design. Seriously. First you forgot to say "first post" lol and secondIdont know what you mean Does he have to say "first post"? He was being sarcastic for some of that post. Who cares about some stupid bot that someone else coded and you just put the phrases in to? Also, did this really warrant a new topic!? someone else made it? acualy I made it I went to"free bot hosting" on a site and I made the bot he hasa face like that becauss I picked it from many! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 Gosh, how original! People, grow up, and instead of feeding 'funny' answers to bots where all the hard coding has been done for you, go do something actually useful. It's like the people that say 'I made a website design', and then link to some piece of ... Not allowed design. Seriously. First you forgot to say "first post" lol and secondIdont know what you mean Does he have to say "first post"? He was being sarcastic for some of that post. Who cares about some stupid bot that someone else coded and you just put the phrases in to? Also, did this really warrant a new topic!? Maybe you should have posted it on the other guy's topic where he said he made his bot. -Mitch- New sig to come! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhys Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 Gosh, how original! People, grow up, and instead of feeding 'funny' answers to bots where all the hard coding has been done for you, go do something actually useful. It's like the people that say 'I made a website design', and then link to some piece of ... Not allowed design. Seriously. First you forgot to say "first post" lol and secondIdont know what you mean Does he have to say "first post"? He was being sarcastic for some of that post. Who cares about some stupid bot that someone else coded and you just put the phrases in to? Also, did this really warrant a new topic!? someone else made it? acualy I made it I went to"free bot hosting" on a site and I made the bot he hasa face like that becauss I picked it from many! Notice my choice of words. You did not code this bot. You just admitted it, you went to a site and "made" it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turbobart Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 Want a bot? Use iGod. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
proparunescaper Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 i don't like him he called my an idiot :cry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zibl Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 Wow. I've never seen a personal bot. Especially a Bot topic here on Tip.it. [/sarcasim] Human: Well let me know whenever you get smart enough to actually hold a conversation Jonathan: Interesting. Go ahead, , try to know whenever me get smart enough to actually hold a conversation. Human: Dang. Jonathan: Do you have only a few friends? Human: How much time Jonathan: Approximately 22 hours of computer time. Human: What's with the comma? Jonathan: I need time to formulate the reply. Your bot also is an idiot. I'd enjoy talking to a bot that actually has a bit of intelligence. It's annoying to get a dumb response to everything you say :roll: . P.S - Enough with the bot topics please? They are getting old. RS Name: Zibl || Click Signature for my RS Life Story![ 87 Combat ] [ 1240 Total ] [ Ex-RSC Professional Merchant ]12.20.01 - 10.5.05 || Status: RetiredTotal losses in 5 years = just over 630 million gp (BILLIONS in today's prices) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 Want a bot? Use iGod. Now that's a fun bot. Me: do you exist? God: I exist as much as you exist, Ryan. Me: do you see everything I do? God: I see a computer nerd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonicwave42 Posted December 6, 2005 Share Posted December 6, 2005 For mybot click here you can make him say something funny post your conversations Great, now everyone's copying me! :evil: If you want to see the first bot ever to make it on tip.it, go here: Clicky I mean, that you guys have copied my awesome idea, it's not as awesome anymore! :evil: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hannibal Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 Gosh, how original! People, grow up, and instead of feeding 'funny' answers to bots where all the hard coding has been done for you, go do something actually useful. It's like the people that say 'I made a website design', and then link to some piece of ... free webs design. Seriously. First you forgot to say "first post" lol As opposed to you, I don't base my post on what people tell me to post. It's not your job to tell me what I should and shouldn't post. and secondIdont know what you mean Not understanding English must be really hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hannibal Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 For mybot click here you can make him say something funny post your conversations Great, now everyone's copying me! :evil: If you want to see the first bot ever to make it on tip.it, go here: Clicky I mean, that you guys have copied my awesome idea, it's not as awesome anymore! :evil: Yeah, because the first bot to make it here will obviously be better than later ones. In case you didn't notice: it wasn't an 'awesome idea' from the start anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorFlowers Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 Was funny for about 2 minutes (the God bot that is) Me: hello God: Hello my child. What is your name? Me: god God: GOD rules. Me: im god God: Hi there god. Me: youre the devil God: No I am a Christian. Me: i pk you irl God: Do you mind if I tell other people: god said pk you irl. Me: not at all God: Next question? Me: is it true? God: True in some universe. Me: How many arms do you have? God: Two arms. Me: on each side? God: What is it like on each side. Me: Do you prefer metal or jesus? God: What is not to like about it? Jesus is my son. Me: Whats the name of you mothers son? God: Marilyn Monroe. :-). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
proparunescaper Posted December 7, 2005 Share Posted December 7, 2005 Want a bot? Use iGod. i like this bot! my little arguement me: hell god: heaven me: hell god: heaven me: hell god: heaven well you can see how it goes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c0mm Posted December 10, 2005 Share Posted December 10, 2005 Igod is flawd or something heres a part of it me: i learned that language from television god: who or what is television me: ... god: who or what is television me: ... god: who or what is television me: who or what is television i got no anwser some reason second time it worked! OH @$*!$&!*$^*!$^*!^$*!^$* I DID NOT COPY THAT CRUD! oh holy * i did that crap again =( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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