JacTise69 Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 As we all know there are two types of people in this world... 1. Zombie fodder2. Those who will survive the unrelenting attacks of the undead once the zombie Apocalypse occurs. Now I plan on being in the second category and would like as many of you to join me as possible. Hence this topic, to discuss the best ways to avoid having our brains being om nom nom'd upon by the hordes of undead. To add to the discussion value please discuss two plans. The first plan is how to will survive given only what exists right now in real life that you could use. The second plan can include anything from fiction that you feel is appropriate (i.e. a lightsaber) to have during a infestation of the living impaired. My first plan is this. Step 1 : Break off a table leg to smash the heads in of the zombies immediately attacking me as I... Step 2 : Sprint for the boat that is in the canal outside of the house I'm staying at which leads me to... Step 3 : Take that boat to the nearest cruise ship just off the coast to inform them of what an inconvenience it would be to dock their ship. Then I would convince the captain to... Step 4 : Samalia! Here I will scavange for guns left behind by the zombie pirates who've moved inland in pursuit of more delicious brains. From there I will... Step 5 : Set up camp on top of a desert plateau from which point we will be able to see any zombies coming from miles away, and have the ability to take potshots at them from a safe vantage point. My second plan is this. 1. Pull out my lightsaber.2. Use said lightsaber to kill any and all zombies that get too close.3. ????4. Profit! Note : The zombies we are dealing with are not the "infected" from the 28 days later franchise. Zombies can not run, and in all likelyhood can not climb trees. They simply outnumber us a billion to one, have no need for sleep, and possess and insatiable desire for our cranial cavity juices. Discuss :ohnoes: Trolling by giving good advice since April 2011. The Blog - Currently Cleaning Herbs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Halo Chief Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 Plan 1:1: Find a sharp or blunt object. (Sword, pipe, anything to use as a weapon.)2: Find other survivors or travel methods.3: Locate food and water.4: REBUILD.Plan 2:1: Go to Germany, where I will then regroup with a Soviet, a German, and a Japanese.2: Run around an abandoned theatre looking for a mysterious gun-giving box with non-existent currency.3: Get Thunder Gun.4: Find pack-a-punch.5: Profit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skull Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 http://forum.tip.it/topic/172967-zombie-plans-revised/In all of its 256 page glory. [bleep] the law, they can eat my dick that's word to Pimp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krampell Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 Plan 1:1. Find the right sub-forum.2. Post in the right sub-forum3. If there's time left, fend off zombies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quyneax Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 Amusing as this thread may be, it already exists here. Locking. Supporter of Zaros | Quest Cape owner since 22 may 2010 | No skills below 99 | Total level 2595 | Completionist Cape owner since 17th June 2013 | Suggestions 99 summoning (18th June 2011, previously untrimmed) | 99 farming (14th July 2011) | 99 prayer (8th September 2011) | 99 constitution (10th September 2011) | 99 dungeoneering (15th November 2011) 99 ranged (28th November 2011) | 99 attack, 99 defence, 99 strength (11th December 2011) | 99 slayer (18th December 2011) | 99 magic (22nd December 2011) | 99 construction (16th March 2012) 99 herblore (22nd March 2012) | 99 firemaking (26th March 2012) | 99 cooking (2nd July 2012) | 99 runecrafting (12th March 2012) | 99 crafting (26th August 2012) | 99 agility (19th November 2012) 99 woodcutting (22nd November 2012) | 99 fletching (31st December 2012) | 99 thieving (3rd January 2013) | 99 hunter (11th January 2013) | 99 mining (21st January 2013) | 99 fishing (21st January 2013) 99 smithing (21st January 2013) | 120 dungeoneering (17th June 2013) | 99 divination (24th November 2013) Tormented demon drops: twenty effigies, nine pairs of claws, two dragon armour slices and one elite clue | Dagannoth king drops: two dragon hatchets, two elite clues, one archer ring and one warrior ring Glacor drops: four pairs of ragefire boots, one pair of steadfast boots, six effigies, two hundred lots of Armadyl shards, three elite clues | Nex split: Torva boots | Kalphite King split: off-hand drygore mace 30/30 Shattered Heart statues completed | 16/16 Court Cases completed | 25/25 Choc Chimp Ices delivered | 500/500 Vyrewatch burned | 584/584 tasks completed | 4000/4000 chompies hunted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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