There are kinds of people in the world, those who have a plan when zombies take over the world, and those who don't. We like to call those last few lunch.

 

 

 

So my question is this: What's your zombie plan?

 

 

 

Mine is to fight my way through the zombie hordes using a makeshift club until i get to a sporting goods store to get my hands on a gun. Then steal a car and drive till I get to a redneck territory which is one of the few areas zombies are unable to survive.

 

 

 

Edit: A lot of people seem to believe that there is one type of zombie, well in retrospect when this thread was made I forgot that due to the media, there are a lot of types of zombies. Now, lets just step back and collect our breath, and shotguns, and think about alternative plans if worse comes to worse. So, to make this more discussion worthy my question is this which type zombie would you say, in your opinion, would be the worst to fight. This includes zombie types from any form of media.

Punch them in the face.

Hide in the corner and hope they don't hurt me ;).

This topic has been made 3 times asking the same question, so I don't feel like retyping that :\

Walk around aimlessly as the zombies do, fooling them into thinking I am one of them. :D

Go down to the sword shop four houses down, and take out a good chunk of weaponry. Then start practicing my horizontal swing. ;)

if someone mentions Paris Hilton i will shoot them

Prime a chainsaw.

Wouldn't a chainsaw splatter all their blood on you where it might possibly get in your mouth and eyes and infect you?

Wouldn't a chainsaw splatter all their blood on you where it might possibly get in your mouth and eyes and infect you?

 

 

 

It might. But it won't. I have been told me chainsawing skills are very delicate and there is never any mess to clean up.

i would dress like a clown because when have you ever seen a zombie eating a clown? \

i would dress like a clown because when have you ever seen a zombie eating a clown? \

 

Yes. The zombie said he tasted funny.

 

 

 

(Woot^)

Plan A:

 

 

 

Run.

 

 

 

Plan B:

 

 

 

Gun.

 

 

 

Plan C:

 

 

 

Join zombie horde.

 

 

 

There is no way in hell you'd get me to tangle with a crowd of zombies with only a close combat weapon. Never mind that I know how to use a sword - it won't do very well when there are so many of them.

hahaha nice pun

At my immediate disposal I'd have the choice of a slicing or a clubbing weapon - a kitchen knife or a frying pan. I'd be tempted to grab both and go duel wield on their [wagon] (club in the face with right hand, stab in the guts with left). Then I'd make my way out of the house, haul [wagon] to find a place that has guns and get some heat. I'd stock up on as much ammo as I can, provided the place where the guns are isn't overly infested with zombies. I'd then drive to a secluded spot, grabbing any unzombified allies along the way and upon arrival begin to plan for mass zombie extermination, possibly involving flamethrowers.

I dunno really, I'd cross that bridge when I come to it.

Option A: Run

 

Option B: Die

 

 

 

Only options you'd have if there really were swarms of zombies around..

This.

I would hire Leon S. Kennedy and Ada Wong.

 

And maybe join them two. :P

If anyone's seen the mist, where there in the pharmacy, with all the spiders, you see a spider coming for the old lady and your thinking "wow, shes dead" then she pulls out some raid and starts spraying, then pulls out a lighter, and makes a flamethrower, well yah. that's what i'd do.

Grab my sword and shotgun (yes, I own both a sword and a shotgun) and run like hell to a defendable location.

Depends on what type of zombies they are. Are they Dawn of the Dead 76 zombies? DotD 04? Shaun of the Dead? Return of the Living Dead? Night of the Living Dead? Or are they not really zombies, but kind of: 28 Days/Weeks Later zombies?

 

 

 

What I would do depends on the type of zombies, where I was at, who I was with, and what supplies I had with me.

I'd dust off my 30mm Gatling cannon that I keep in my garage...

 

 

 

Maybe a few incendiary rockets, just to be safe.

Step 1:Grab everything flameble in my house.

 

Step 2:Grab a lighter

 

Step 3:Have fun

 

Step 4:Escape

 

Alternative:Die

I wouldn't do anything at all, since I live about 15 miles away from town, and zombies always invade the city as opposed to the countryside area.

 

 

 

Meh, I'd keep the sword I smithed with the help of a neighbor just incase any do get that far.