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Necromagus, I might have missed something. But how are you going to deal with all of the infected/dead casino patrons and staff which would probably be in the building?

 

 

 

Like you mentioned, casinos are open all hours so it would be rare for you to find one which is empty. Even if you get there before the undead has spread it would be difficult to fortfy the area with all the chaotic crowds fleeing, hiding or looting.

Well, I'd be assuming that I'd be arriving hours/days after the initial outbreak (which isn't entirely inaccurate for my current position), with the zombies having left already. But yeah, after securing all the entrances and killing off any stragglers, burning corpses would be pretty high on the to-do list. Mind you, the whole plan assumes that I can somehow suppress my natural male instincts to grab a chainsaw, strap a CD player to a dirtbike and plow through the zombie hordes with Iron Maiden's Two Minutes To Midnight blasting on loop.
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It's quite simple actually. Since you know they are invading, your best chance is to secure a melee weapon, a shotgun, and a STEAMROLLER, "roll dem noobz daown" as a bunch of southerners would say.

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The main problem with vehicles that between mobility and protection, there's no vehicle that really fulfills both criteria. A hummer might go off-road and have great armor, but its effective range is very small due to poor mileage. Same for the steamroller really. Besides, if there's enough zombies you'd simply get stuck while they swarm you, eventually piling up high enough to get into the cabin.

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The main problem with vehicles that between mobility and protection, there's no vehicle that really fulfills both criteria. A hummer might go off-road and have great armor, but its effective range is very small due to poor mileage. Same for the steamroller really. Besides, if there's enough zombies you'd simply get stuck while they swarm you, eventually piling up high enough to get into the cabin.

 

 

 

An idea to somewhat eliminate that problem.

 

 

 

You could get a high horsepower, high speed truck, possibly a tractor trailer with no trailer, and mount a snowplow on the front of it. That's to plow zombies and other debris out of the way.

 

 

 

An even better idea, is to use a train to escape. No car is better protected or faster than a train. Use a diesel engine, because steam burns fuel quickly, and electric powered ones as well as subways may shut off at any time due to fallen power lines.

 

 

 

Any zombie that tries to get on a train at full speed will never get on it. It's too fast, too high up, and you can easily kick off other people that might be infected. And a zombie on the tracks in front of you will instantly be killed by the train.

 

 

 

Sadly, though, with a train, you have very limited routes to leave, unless you can find an abandoned railroad depot in the wilderness, and what if there are other trains on the tracks as well? CRASH!

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The main problem with vehicles that between mobility and protection, there's no vehicle that really fulfills both criteria. A hummer might go off-road and have great armor, but its effective range is very small due to poor mileage. Same for the steamroller really. Besides, if there's enough zombies you'd simply get stuck while they swarm you, eventually piling up high enough to get into the cabin.

 

 

 

An idea to somewhat eliminate that problem.

 

 

 

You could get a high horsepower, high speed truck, possibly a tractor trailer with no trailer, and mount a snowplow on the front of it. That's to plow zombies and other debris out of the way.

 

 

 

An even better idea, is to use a train to escape. No car is better protected or faster than a train. Use a diesel engine, because steam burns fuel quickly, and electric powered ones as well as subways may shut off at any time due to fallen power lines.

 

 

 

Any zombie that tries to get on a train at full speed will never get on it. It's too fast, too high up, and you can easily kick off other people that might be infected. And a zombie on the tracks in front of you will instantly be killed by the train.

 

 

 

Sadly, though, with a train, you have very limited routes to leave, unless you can find an abandoned railroad depot in the wilderness, and what if there are other trains on the tracks as well? CRASH!

 

 

 

I think you may want to rethink that. :wink:

 

 

 

Anyways, with a train, what if there's a car parked across the tracks? Or a bunch of cars? I'm sure a train couldn't stand up to that kind of punishment.

 

 

 

I'd get a boat and sail the lands, looking for untouched civilisation.

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The main problem with vehicles that between mobility and protection, there's no vehicle that really fulfills both criteria. A hummer might go off-road and have great armor, but its effective range is very small due to poor mileage. Same for the steamroller really. Besides, if there's enough zombies you'd simply get stuck while they swarm you, eventually piling up high enough to get into the cabin.

 

 

 

An idea to somewhat eliminate that problem.

 

 

 

You could get a high horsepower, high speed truck, possibly a tractor trailer with no trailer, and mount a snowplow on the front of it. That's to plow zombies and other debris out of the way.

 

 

 

An even better idea, is to use a train to escape. No car is better protected or faster than a train. Use a diesel engine, because steam burns fuel quickly, and electric powered ones as well as subways may shut off at any time due to fallen power lines.

 

 

 

Any zombie that tries to get on a train at full speed will never get on it. It's too fast, too high up, and you can easily kick off other people that might be infected. And a zombie on the tracks in front of you will instantly be killed by the train.

 

 

 

Sadly, though, with a train, you have very limited routes to leave, unless you can find an abandoned railroad depot in the wilderness, and what if there are other trains on the tracks as well? CRASH!

 

 

 

I think you may want to rethink that. :wink:

 

 

 

Anyways, with a train, what if there's a car parked across the tracks? Or a bunch of cars? I'm sure a train couldn't stand up to that kind of punishment.

 

 

 

I'd get a boat and sail the lands, looking for untouched civilisation.

 

 

 

I rethink NOTHING!

 

 

 

Probably the only thing a train couldn't smash through is another train, or if somehow a plane(??) was on the tracks.

 

 

 

A train can easily ram a few cars out of the way. You know in the movies where the hero's car stalls on the track? Why doesn't he just wait there, knowing that the train will be destroyed by hitting his puny car?

 

 

 

And what if you never found a safe island? Or ran out of food or water? Or died of scurvy? Or if the people you found were hostile cannibals?(Not zombies, cannibals)

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The main problem with vehicles that between mobility and protection, there's no vehicle that really fulfills both criteria. A hummer might go off-road and have great armor, but its effective range is very small due to poor mileage. Same for the steamroller really. Besides, if there's enough zombies you'd simply get stuck while they swarm you, eventually piling up high enough to get into the cabin.

 

 

 

An idea to somewhat eliminate that problem.

 

 

 

You could get a high horsepower, high speed truck, possibly a tractor trailer with no trailer, and mount a snowplow on the front of it. That's to plow zombies and other debris out of the way.

 

 

 

An even better idea, is to use a train to escape. No car is better protected or faster than a train. Use a diesel engine, because steam burns fuel quickly, and electric powered ones as well as subways may shut off at any time due to fallen power lines.

 

 

 

Any zombie that tries to get on a train at full speed will never get on it. It's too fast, too high up, and you can easily kick off other people that might be infected. And a zombie on the tracks in front of you will instantly be killed by the train.

 

 

 

Sadly, though, with a train, you have very limited routes to leave, unless you can find an abandoned railroad depot in the wilderness, and what if there are other trains on the tracks as well? CRASH!

 

 

 

I think you may want to rethink that. :wink:

 

 

 

Anyways, with a train, what if there's a car parked across the tracks? Or a bunch of cars? I'm sure a train couldn't stand up to that kind of punishment.

 

 

 

I'd get a boat and sail the lands, looking for untouched civilisation.

 

 

 

I rethink NOTHING!

 

 

 

Probably the only thing a train couldn't smash through is another train, or if somehow a plane(??) was on the tracks.

 

 

 

A train can easily ram a few cars out of the way. You know in the movies where the hero's car stalls on the track? Why doesn't he just wait there, knowing that the train will be destroyed by hitting his puny car?

 

 

 

And what if you never found a safe island? Or ran out of food or water? Or died of scurvy? Or if the people you found were hostile cannibals?(Not zombies, cannibals)

 

 

 

Ok then, another train. There's bound to be another one on the tracks. What will you do? Get out and run to the next one? What if it's full of zombies? What if the streets are full of zombies?

 

 

 

As for your ocean-based scenarios, a), B) and c) I'd peacefully die from, but as for d) I'd become their leader.

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what you want is one of these

 

 

 

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How would you get the tank? How do you know the military wouldn't put all of the tanks into action? Or what if they wouldn't let you take one?

 

 

 

if it gets to the point where the military have failed to contain the zombies then there would be abandoned military blockades with armored vehicles and weapons left there.

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\' I would go to the country side and live with my relatives.

 

They have really nice weapons hidden under their floor in the cellar :-$

 

 

 

 

 

Or I could go find some aircraft and fly myself to an island or something... ::'

 

 

 

What's a something?

 

 

 

When zombies are taking over the world no assumptions can be made.

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It's quite simple actually. Since you know they are invading, your best chance is to secure a melee weapon, a shotgun, and a STEAMROLLER, "roll dem noobz daown" as a bunch of southerners would say.

 

 

 

Steamrollers are slow, fairly small, and have minimal protection. The only way to go offensive with a steamroller to to crush the skulls (and brains) of immobilized zombies. Mobile zombies will easily climb onto the steamroller and bite you.

 

 

 

Yes, you could shoot them if they try to climb on, but that'd be an ammo waster.

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I would: first go to my kitchen. There are some largish blades around there :P

 

2: Take my family's car, my brothers laptop and a ton of food.

 

3: drive to a gun store. If there is a drunk redneck guarding it, i leave and go to another one.

 

4: go to a hardware store, and get some barbed wire/ anything for barricades.

 

5: go to a parking building and drive to the top level. barricade the ramp and any other ways up.

 

6: wait there, if possible help any other survivors.

 

7: If theres wi-fi for some reason, browse the internet.

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There are kinds of people in the world, those who have a plan when zombies take over the world, and those who don't. We like to call those last few lunch.

 

 

 

So my question is this: What's your zombie plan?

 

 

 

Mine is to fight my way through the zombie hordes using a makeshift club until i get to a sporting goods store to get my hands on a gun. Then steal a car and drive till I get to a redneck territory which is one of the few areas zombies are unable to survive.

 

 

 

I live in redneck country, so I guess I don't need a plan.

 

But I do have an armory with a load of ammo, food stores, clean water, and a reinforced basement bunker. We have hazmat suits (those yellow things people wear at contaminant spills) and gas masks in case it's one of those virus zombie things. I think I'm ready for a zombie apocalypse.

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Ah, the zombie plan.

 

 

 

First thing, build my defenses (large wall, mini moat, elevated position).

 

Second thing, gather supplies when I first get wind of an impending attack.

 

Then, gather some people, explain to them what will happen.

 

 

 

And when the zombies finally come - we fight on.

 

 

 

 

 

Also, if somehow the zombies win the war, I have a cave in the yukon specially prepared to use as a living space, with supplies to last around 40-50 years.

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Since my dad is always complaining i got a bad breath i got this plan

 

 

 

A) send my dad 1st to scare them off

 

B) set up a big gas tank which can be used as back pack

 

C) fill it with my awful breath

 

D) make it into a flamethrower

 

E) Burn them down

 

 

 

 

 

if fail..

 

 

 

A) join the zombies

 

B) sneak into their hq

 

C) kill their leader

 

D) claim ure the new leader

 

E) tell them to commit theirselves or either throw themselves in a big ppol of magma

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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us from #tal_shiar have a cave in the yukon set up, but if that doesn't work, the first thing I'll do is get a scuba suit, so the zombies can't grab my hair and clothing.

 

 

 

Then I'll get a group of survivors together, avoiding the zombie hordes, and we'll make a settlement somewhere high up, where zombies can't get to because they can't climb. When the initial war has ended, we will attempt to rebuild civilization.

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us from #tal_shiar have a cave in the yukon set up, but if that doesn't work, the first thing I'll do is get a scuba suit, so the zombies can't grab my hair and clothing.

 

 

 

Then I'll get a group of survivors together, avoiding the zombie hordes, and we'll make a settlement somewhere high up, where zombies can't get to because they can't climb. When the initial war has ended, we will attempt to rebuild civilization.

 

 

 

If there is no chance of survival, I'll try to get a minigun, and kill as many zombies as possible before shooting myself so I don't get turned into one.

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I saw I am Legend, those vampire zombies kick {insert foul language here}. I think they were the worst kind, intelligent zombies! (You could tell as they trained zombie dogs and you could see they were learning from how the guy was hunting them and did similar traps.) They also smell blood, so no where was safe, they'd find you, fast, and strong. They also took out structural parts of buildings to crush their prey.

 

 

 

I don't know how you would fight 995,000,000 of these things, especially when the non-zombified population of the world counts up to around 500 people.

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I saw I am Legend, those vampire zombies kick {insert foul language here}. I think they were the worst kind, intelligent zombies! (You could tell as they trained zombie dogs and you could see they were learning from how the guy was hunting them and did similar traps.) They also smell blood, so no where was safe, they'd find you, fast, and strong. They also took out structural parts of buildings to crush their prey.

 

 

 

I don't know how you would fight 995,000,000 of these things, especially when the non-zombified population of the world counts up to around 500 people.

 

 

 

 

 

Technically those were mutants.

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like said b4 i'd get a team of survivors and settle on high territory,

 

maybe it would be the perfect time to learn how to fly fighter jets eh... :-k

 

then bomb those zombies until i run out of ammo.... ill let 1 survive...

 

so right b4 i die a old life ill get bitten and become one myself \' \'

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