Zombie Plans-Revised

[dragoonson]

I just realized, zombies are perpetual energy. They don't eat, breathe, or have solar panels, yet somehow they manage to move. where is this energy coming from? nowhere, that's where.

 

 

 

Necromancy,or the brains they eat.Disease zombies are obviously fueled by the disease.

[anonymous1234]

I just realized, zombies are perpetual energy. They don't eat, breathe, or have solar panels, yet somehow they manage to move. where is this energy coming from? nowhere, that's where.

 

 

 

Necromancy,or the brains they eat.Disease zombies are obviously fueled by the disease.

 

necromancy zombies have a low chance of happening so I won't respond to that type, how do disease zombies get "fueled" by the disease? It has to come from somewhere. And people say that zombies might end up taking over the world and roaming endlessly forever. What is fueling them then?

[dragoonson]

I just realized, zombies are perpetual energy. They don't eat, breathe, or have solar panels, yet somehow they manage to move. where is this energy coming from? nowhere, that's where.

 

 

 

Necromancy,or the brains they eat.Disease zombies are obviously fueled by the disease.

 

necromancy zombies have a low chance of happening so I won't respond to that type, how do disease zombies get "fueled" by the disease? It has to come from somewhere. And people say that zombies might end up taking over the world and roaming endlessly forever. What is fueling them then?

 

 

 

The disease is probably a bunch of unicelluar organisms,no?Those would keep reproducing keeping the zombie alive.I dunno about those that eat brains,presumably they are fueled by another form,which no one has decided to name yet.I shall name it...Fluffy.

[anonymous1234]

I just realized, zombies are perpetual energy. They don't eat, breathe, or have solar panels, yet somehow they manage to move. where is this energy coming from? nowhere, that's where.

 

 

 

Necromancy,or the brains they eat.Disease zombies are obviously fueled by the disease.

 

necromancy zombies have a low chance of happening so I won't respond to that type, how do disease zombies get "fueled" by the disease? It has to come from somewhere. And people say that zombies might end up taking over the world and roaming endlessly forever. What is fueling them then?

 

 

 

The disease is probably a bunch of unicelluar organisms,no?Those would keep reproducing keeping the zombie alive.I dunno about those that eat brains,presumably they are fueled by another form,which no one has decided to name yet.I shall name it...Fluffy.

 

Organisms can't just reproduce without having some sort of fuel.

[AceBeam]

repopulate faster than they can kill. 8-)

 

 

 

are your zombies really stupid? I mean it would take ages just to keep the population from spiralling down in numbers

 

 

 

Hell,each baby you make is a potential baby zombie.Zombies are stupid,but not THAT stupid.It would take at least 9 months to repopulate,no?Zombies can kill faster than that.

 

 

 

kill my fun, huh? :(

 

 

 

But to be serious, I would lock myself up in the restaurant my parents used to work at. The walls are unbelievably thick, its got really heavy doors, no windows, and all kinds of things to board the doors up with. And seeing as it is a restaurant, I'd probably be good on food for 4 or 5 months, by then I would have left the building to find a new building or town to find survivors. As for weaponry, theres iron spears on the walls in the restaurant, theres large knives in the kitchen, theres large blunt objects in the kitchen, theres the cash register, plates, all kinds of things, heck... THOUSANDS of things.

[mmmcannibalism]

I just realized, zombies are perpetual energy. They don't eat, breathe, or have solar panels, yet somehow they manage to move. where is this energy coming from? nowhere, that's where.

 

 

 

Necromancy,or the brains they eat.Disease zombies are obviously fueled by the disease.

 

necromancy zombies have a low chance of happening so I won't respond to that type, how do disease zombies get "fueled" by the disease? It has to come from somewhere. And people say that zombies might end up taking over the world and roaming endlessly forever. What is fueling them then?

 

 

 

zombies just burn what is available in their body I would guess, start with the fat then would have to go onto muscle or whatever other bodily materials there are.

 

 

 

official guide says it cant be explained how they move, however since the guide uses a very specific zombie there are a few possibilities, possibly a still working digestive track.

 

 

 

necromancy zombies would be fueled by dark energy though.

[Bufoman]

I would [wagon] the situation and decide how best to proceed. If they where of the 28 day's later variety I guess I would be pretty much screwed. Would still put up a valiant effort, killing many with my small arsenal. If I learned in advance of the attack and it had not yet affected my area I would probably join one of the many militias that would be forming. If none where forming I would ask the Sheriff for permission to start one myself. If he said no I would start a hunting club instead :P

 

 

 

My town is full of hunters, seriously you would be hard pressed to find a household that is not armed. As a result any Zombie attack would be doomed to failure without the element of surprise. I would have allot of fun picking them off.

 

 

 

Sadly zombies do not exist and I will theirfore be denied the opportunity to participate in the turkey shoot. Now if it where a big looting and pillaging mob from one of the bigger city's to the south... let's just say they better not come here.

[Guy]

em... fire? :D

[dragoonson]

em... fire? :D

 

 

 

It may seem logical,but some zombies (those mentioned to burn whatever they can) would have burnt off their nerves,or have lost their flesh,and are basically just skeletons.Fire won't work on those,eh?

 

 

 

Ah,ok,whats holding the zombies' skin together,and on their skeletal frame?

[Cyco_Reborn]

em... fire? :D

 

 

 

It may seem logical,but some zombies (those mentioned to burn whatever they can) would have burnt off their nerves,or have lost their flesh,and are basically just skeletons.Fire won't work on those,eh?

 

 

 

Ah,ok,whats holding the zombies' skin together,and on their skeletal frame?

 

How about a Bazooka with Acid bombs like in Resident Evil?

[sackomojo]

If theirs ever a zombie invasion....I FINALLY get to see how much damage my air rifle does to flesh :twisted:

[Koo]

I would head up to the local army barracks and see if there are any other survivors there, get ammunition etc. It would probably lead on from there :ohnoes:

[Lenticular_J]

em... fire? :D

 

 

 

It may seem logical,but some zombies (those mentioned to burn whatever they can) would have burnt off their nerves,or have lost their flesh,and are basically just skeletons.Fire won't work on those,eh?

 

 

 

Ah,ok,whats holding the zombies' skin together,and on their skeletal frame?

 

Ligaments can last quite some time, I believe. Plus, a virus would surely have a way to keep the body together. Many of my zombie invasion guides also say how the most probable virus would be able to filter energy from air, and due to the lack of body systems, a single meal and drink could last them, uhm...3 months?

[anonymous1234]

em... fire? :D

 

 

 

It may seem logical,but some zombies (those mentioned to burn whatever they can) would have burnt off their nerves,or have lost their flesh,and are basically just skeletons.Fire won't work on those,eh?

 

 

 

Ah,ok,whats holding the zombies' skin together,and on their skeletal frame?

 

Ligaments can last quite some time, I believe. Plus, a virus would surely have a way to keep the body together. Many of my zombie invasion guides also say how the most probable virus would be able to filter energy from air, and due to the lack of body systems, a single meal and drink could last them, uhm...3 months?

 

omg, liek i got a ideea!

 

 

 

[hide=srsly]Use zombies to filter energy from the air and end the energy crisis![/hide] :thumbsup:

[reaper88888]

Well, most of the guides I've read claim that zombies don't actually require energy... But maybe whenever a human is infected with the virus, they grow a buttered toast-cat generator in their chest cavity that supplies unlimited energy.

 

 

 

 

 

Uhm, survival plan. Depends on what type of zombies they are. If they're normal zombies, slow, stupid, gradually decaying: Unload the armory, unload the supply room, fill packs, gather friends and family, hand out weapons and supplies, start moving north.

 

 

 

Fast/superpower zombies? Kill myself.

[anonymous1234]

Well, most of the guides I've read claim that zombies don't actually require energy... But maybe whenever a human is infected with the virus, they grow a buttered toast-cat generator in their chest cavity that supplies unlimited energy.

 

 

 

 

 

Uhm, survival plan. Depends on what type of zombies they are. If they're normal zombies, slow, stupid, gradually decaying: Unload the armory, unload the supply room, fill packs, gather friends and family, hand out weapons and supplies, start moving north.

 

 

 

Fast/superpower zombies? Kill myself.

 

Gentleman, I have found a being that defies universal laws. I have discovered God. :o

[BlackDawn]

Hmm, I think this thread deserves to return to the first page of OT, people need to be prepared!

 

 

 

Anyway's I would probably get to the local gun centre and load up, lock myself in my house, store food and water upstairs, destroy the staircase, target practice 8-).

[H2PM]

1) Well, if they are the slow moving NOTLD (night of the living dead) zombies, I'll go to my school and barricade every window on the first floor. The doors are heavy metal with bullet proof glass windows. Also the town, or village, I live in is pretty unpopulated and far away form anything major. Sense I dont own a gun, and guns arent really the best weapon against zombies, I will use my Marine crops sword, that my uncle gave me, and defend my slef for a while. :thumbup:

 

 

 

2) If the zombies are fast movers, I.E 28 days later/ weeks Dawn of the dead'04.

 

A swift stab/bullet to the head. :thumbdown:

 

Or the first plan. But I really dont think I'll survie the fast moving zombie outbreak. #-o

[redhaloguy]

My friend and I thought bullets fail for zombie plans. So we would go all Kill Bill on those zombies.

 

 

 

Do the same thing as they did in dawn of the dead. Just with swords as swords kick [wagon].

[123_x_pac]

Steal car(even though I'm underage), head to walmart, head to the hunting section, grab as many freaking shotguns and automatics I can carry and head to the roof of walmart and begin a killingspree :twss: OR do the above but grab as much alchol and lighters as possible and just have a molotov cocktail fun fest :twss:

[Kirudaymi]

I have a hockey stick in my house, so it'd do as I have absolutely no knowledge of guns, and I'd probably miss if I managed to fire it, lol. Um, apart from that just barricade up all of the windows, fill the bath and all other available containers with water, and finally devise a rota of who in the house has to be eaten first. :)

 

 

 

If/when the zombies get into my house fortress, and if/when we've ran out of food and/or people.. I suppose I'd just equip myself and any survivors with cutlery and try and get somewhere safer..

[Nero]

Well my plan revolves around getting the information about the outbreak as quickly as possible.

 

I would go to the most densely populated place in my area (as long as the virus hasn't hit here yet) and start rounding up people to follow me. We would head to the Canadian Tire and get as many guns and ammo as possible, then hit the grocery store and stock up on food, clean water, and medical supplies. Next, with my survivors in tow, we would get cars and make the short trip to the marina, and load everyone and everything we have into the boats there. If the boat's owners are there, we will take them with us.

 

Next, we'll head out on our boats to a small little island, and offload everything there. We'll start cutting down the trees on one of the edges of the island, and build a fort there. During this time, other survivors with us will be going out on the boats and bringing back as many people as possible. If someone is infected, we kill them and burn the body.

 

Hopefully, we'll have the walls of the fort built by the time the infection hits our area full-force, and we'll be secluded enough on our little island to ride out the worst of it. Radios and signal flares would be stored in the fort on the off chance that a rescue effort was mounted by the military or government.

 

If we were rescued, I would stay behind with volunteers and continue trying to get survivors out of the city and to our little island.

 

 

 

That's my plan. Zombie type is irrelevant as hopefully we'll be secure by the time they do hit my area.

[Wisp]

Well, slow zombies. They last forever, or for years at least, they can't climb and they aren't smart.

 

if it's the end of the world, in other worlds, society has collapsed everywhere, few people are left alive, and so on. I stay in my house as long as I can, stocking up on supplies from nearby areas. My house is secluded, so I would probably be safe for a while. In any case, I'd eventually go to a store near me that sells guns, stock up, and hope I'm a good shot. then I'd go downstate to the more rural agricultural areas, and try to build a stronghold, or atleast find a secluded area. Then try to grow food, and survive as long as I can.

 

 

 

Fast zombies.

 

If these are like 28 days later zombies, who die after a few weeks from starvation, I'd move to my basement, barricade everything with pretty much all the furniture in my house. I have more that enough food in my house to stay alive for more than a month, and just hope they don't find me en masse.

[mmmcannibalism]

I guess Ill make a new plan now that this thread has been rebumped

 

 

 

Im assuming official zombie survival guide zombies for my plan as the guide is truly amazing.

 

 

 

a. barricade myself in a house for a week or 2

 

 

 

b. sneak into a hospital after it has cleared out(zombies spawn from hospitals due to victims being taken there so I wait the 2 weeks. Hopefully gather a few people to join me

 

 

 

c. take all the supplies from the hospital and build a small shelter on the roof of said hospital

 

 

 

d. chill out for a few years

[Lenticular_J]

I hope they're Left 4 Dead zombies. I'll pull some Chicago Ted [cabbage] on them mother [bleep]ers.

 

 

 

"Sorry Judy. I know you love your mom. But I've always wanted her ... to GO TO HELL." *BANG*

 

 

 

Man, if zombies came, I'd probably pull a Francis.