Zombie Plans-Revised

[mmmcannibalism]

I would love to see an rpg hit a swarm of live zombies (if only)

 

 

 

I cant think of the formal name of the weapon, but their was a chinese spear that had a tip that was functioned as both a pike and an axe. Blade was "L" shaped wondering if that could be put to use.

[Wisp]

mmmcanibalism, a halberd? That's similar.

 

 

 

Well, since I'm taking a short break from homework, I'll make a detailed plan.

 

 

 

First, I find out about it. Whether it's in some distant country, or if it's already starting near me. Firstly, I go to the gun store near me, and buy some guns. I would probably get 5-10, if I could afford it, and as much ammunition as possible. Then, I would go to costco, and buy as many canned goods as possible, in bulk. While I was there, I would also get some basic construction supplies, including saws for cutting down trees, nails, and so on. And buy gasoline for a chainsaw. I go back to my house. and go to the most distant point on my land. ( I own a lot of land, and I live on a mountain) I'd probably go to the top of my mountain, where there's a cell phone tower. I would start building around the cell phone tower, cutting down trees to make a wall. After i have a basic wall of tree trunks surrounding the cell phone tower, I would move all my supplies up. I would try to build a sort of home there, like with a roof and such.

 

Over the next several weeks, I would dig a trench around my encampment, so that zombies, if they found me, would have an even harder time getting in.

 

Near the cell phone tower was a site for a house that was never built, but they did dig a well, and I could probably use that for water. Outside my encampment I would clear the trees, and start growing vegetables, and so on.

 

 

 

I would shut down the cell phone tower, and reroute the electricity from it's generator so I could have things like lights. The cell phone tower would also serve as a useful watchtower, there's a ladder going up the middle of it, and I could climb up there and get a better view of my surroundings. If I had time, I would try to build another shorter tower outside my walls, and make a rope bridge in between them, so that if I needed to escape, I could climb up the cell tower, and walk outside of my walls safely.

 

 

 

I'd wait there as long as i could, hunting and farming for food. If zombies found me en masse, I'd try to hold out, but if I needed to escape, I probably could before they breached my walls.

 

 

 

EDIT: As of this post, I am now 16.

[mmmcannibalism]

well it was similair to a halbert but much less bulky, the blade was based on impaling through lunge or vertical drop as opposed to a halberts spear or smash method. The main advantage is that the weapon is much lighter and not as unwieldy as a halberts heavy business end.

[Wisp]

well it was similair to a halbert but much less bulky, the blade was based on impaling through lunge or vertical drop as opposed to a halberts spear or smash method. The main advantage is that the weapon is much lighter and not as unwieldy as a halberts heavy business end.

 

something like this?

 

 

I think that's called a ji

[mmmcannibalism]

Found it, its called a dagger axe

 

 

 

also found out it doesnt have a stabbing blade my bad :(

[db300]

Nice plan doomsavenger, but the well as your only source of water could pose a problem.

 

 

 

I'm not much for making plans, but I would be sure to have an arsenal that fits a variety of different ranges. Many stores nearby that I would be able to scavenge for supplies in, if there's not too much risk.

 

 

 

Might think of a more detailed plan later.

[Lenin64]

Perhaps we should all band together and create a zombie task force, tip.it shall save the world from those decaying bastards!

 

 

 

But who do we choose as the sacrifice if we need a quick escape?

 

Pureprayer, no question. Although he wouldn't feed them for very long.

[Maleficus1055]

Perhaps we should all band together and create a zombie task force, tip.it shall save the world from those decaying bastards!

 

 

 

But who do we choose as the sacrifice if we need a quick escape?

 

Pureprayer, no question. Although he wouldn't feed them for very long.

 

 

 

pureprayer? I was thinking mlb.....

[dragoonson]

Perhaps we should all band together and create a zombie task force, tip.it shall save the world from those decaying bastards!

 

 

 

But who do we choose as the sacrifice if we need a quick escape?

 

Pureprayer, no question. Although he wouldn't feed them for very long.

 

 

 

pureprayer? I was thinking mlb.....

 

 

 

Mlb is actually quite decent now.

 

 

 

Anyway,to clear up your misconception about semi auto,when you squeeze the trigger on auto it goes "[bleep],[bleep],[bleep]" until you release it.On semi,it just has one [bleep] until you release and squeeze again.Thus,accuracy.Thus,ammunition thrifty.

 

 

 

Also,the M120 will not be used because anti-vehicular weapons and ammunition are hard to find,heavy to lug around and are "overkill" on zombies.I would use one to shoot someone in a motorcade,or in a car,but not a huge bunch of people running at me.

[BlackDawn]

Perhaps we should all band together and create a zombie task force, tip.it shall save the world from those decaying bastards!

 

 

 

But who do we choose as the sacrifice if we need a quick escape?

 

Pureprayer, no question. Although he wouldn't feed them for very long.

 

 

 

pureprayer? I was thinking mlb.....

 

 

 

Alright then, we've established who will be the sacrifice. But we also need a hot female of child bearing age and a crazed gun wielding zombie killer. Perhaps we should bring someone to use for food when we run out too.

[Kiriyama]

Perhaps we should all band together and create a zombie task force, tip.it shall save the world from those decaying bastards!

 

 

 

But who do we choose as the sacrifice if we need a quick escape?

 

Pureprayer, no question. Although he wouldn't feed them for very long.

 

 

 

pureprayer? I was thinking mlb.....

 

 

 

Alright then, we've established who will be the sacrifice. But we also need a hot female of child bearing age and a crazed gun wielding zombie killer. Perhaps we should bring someone to use for food when we run out too.

 

 

 

We've got two sacrifices actually. All the better.

 

 

 

Why is it when I saw "crazed gun wielding zombie killer" I thought of Lenin?

[BlackDawn]

Perhaps we should all band together and create a zombie task force, tip.it shall save the world from those decaying bastards!

 

 

 

But who do we choose as the sacrifice if we need a quick escape?

 

Pureprayer, no question. Although he wouldn't feed them for very long.

 

 

 

pureprayer? I was thinking mlb.....

 

 

 

Alright then, we've established who will be the sacrifice. But we also need a hot female of child bearing age and a crazed gun wielding zombie killer. Perhaps we should bring someone to use for food when we run out too.

 

 

 

We've got two sacrifices actually. All the better.

 

 

 

Why is it when I saw "crazed gun wielding zombie killer" I thought of Lenin?

 

Because Lenin scares us all, though I expected him to be controlling the hordes..

[Wisp]

Perhaps we should all band together and create a zombie task force, tip.it shall save the world from those decaying bastards!

 

 

 

But who do we choose as the sacrifice if we need a quick escape?

 

Pureprayer, no question. Although he wouldn't feed them for very long.

 

 

 

pureprayer? I was thinking mlb.....

 

 

 

Alright then, we've established who will be the sacrifice. But we also need a hot female of child bearing age and a crazed gun wielding zombie killer. Perhaps we should bring someone to use for food when we run out too.

 

 

 

We've got two sacrifices actually. All the better.

 

 

 

Why is it when I saw "crazed gun wielding zombie killer" I thought of Lenin?

 

Because Lenin scares us all, though I expected him to be controlling the hordes..

 

I would think of Lenin as more of a Chicago Ted character.

[Furah]

Because Lenin scares us all, though I expected him to be controlling the hordes..

 

 

 

So that's why he wasn't ordering a zombie survival kit.....

 

 

 

Plan revised - 4WD Diesel Ute with gun mounted on back with 360° rotation, preferably a HMG or LMG. Must be well mounted to reduce recoil to a minimum, either that or somehow get an armoured vehicle, one of those transport ones, with a submarine-style latch on the roof to keep out anything, and big enough to mount a big gun that can be folded inside the vehicle.

[Lenticular_J]

I'll be the cool guy in the leather jacket with my collar popped up. Every time I blow something up, I'll make sure to walk slowly away while smoking a cigarette.

[BlackDawn]

I'll be the cool guy in the leather jacket with my collar popped up. Every time I blow something up, I'll make sure to walk slowly away while smoking a cigarette.

 

I'll be the quiet guy in the corner reading the zombie survival guide, then when everyone is about to die I come to the rescue with a katana and automatic shotgun. 8-)

[PhaperPlane]

If there's anything the Resident Evil 5 Demo has taught me, it's that;

 

. Shoot them in the legs and then punch or kick them.

 

. Conserve ammo.

 

. Bring a knife so I can smash crates, boxes and fruit for ammo and herbs.

 

. Green herbs are a good thing!

[purfishx]

While reading this, I remembered that I have never seen any mexicans in zombie movies... or I could be mistaken....:-k

[BlackDawn]

While reading this, I remembered that I have never seen any mexicans in zombie movies... or I could be mistaken....:-k

 

Maybe the zombies first broke out in mexico? That might explain the lack of tequila.

[dragoonson]

Maniac with a horribly scarred face laughing as he shoots zombie heads from many many yards away on a rooftop.

[Kiriyama]

Maniac with a horribly scarred face laughing as he shoots zombie heads from many many yards away on a rooftop.

 

 

 

Well, you're almost there. We'll take care of the scars.

[BlackDawn]

Maniac with a horribly scarred face laughing as he shoots zombie heads from many many yards away on a rooftop.

 

 

 

Well, you're almost there. We'll take care of the scars.

 

Then what are you sword? The knowledgable guy who ends up getting eaten in the first hour of the attack? :twss:

[Orpheus]

I'd be the guy sniping zombies from atop a lighthouse, with the trapdoor down held by some weight. I'll keep a parachute for incase I have to jump for it, and I'd keep a kukri incase things get close-quarters. Or a shotgun, with an ammo belt. Better yet, get me an M249 SAW.

[Kiriyama]

Maniac with a horribly scarred face laughing as he shoots zombie heads from many many yards away on a rooftop.

 

 

 

Well, you're almost there. We'll take care of the scars.

 

Then what are you sword? The knowledgable guy who ends up getting eaten in the first hour of the attack? :twss:

 

 

 

Nah, the guy working on the cure for when you are first infected.

 

 

 

That or the guy sitting on a chair with a Sniper Rifle taking down the zombies for fun, and shooting male zombies in the nads first to see what happens.

[BlackDawn]

Maniac with a horribly scarred face laughing as he shoots zombie heads from many many yards away on a rooftop.

 

 

 

Well, you're almost there. We'll take care of the scars.

 

Then what are you sword? The knowledgable guy who ends up getting eaten in the first hour of the attack? :twss:

 

 

 

Nah, the guy working on the cure for when you are first infected.

 

 

 

That or the guy sitting on a chair with a Sniper Rifle taking down the zombies for fun, and shooting male zombies in the nads first to see what happens.

 

Your hired :thumbup:.