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Zombie Plans-Revised

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Ok, I call being the girl everyone underestimates, but ends up saving everyone's [wagon] at least once.

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Hegemony-Spain

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Ok, I call being the girl everyone underestimates, but ends up saving everyone's [wagon] at least once.

 

 

 

Didnt know you were a girl =P

 

 

 

Oh, can you give me the link to the "zombie survival guide"?

 

It's a book, but this is a wiki that has a lot of similar information.

 

http://www.zombiesurvivalwiki.com/

 

EDIT: This one is based more on the guide

 

http://zombie.wikia.com/wiki/Zombie_Wiki

 

but, i still suggest you buy the guide, it's by max brooks, and it's at most book stores. Also, by the same guy, world war z is another zombie book, but it's a story rather than a guide. I recommend both.

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Hegemony-Spain

It's a book, but this is a wiki that has a lot of similar information.

 

http://www.zombiesurvivalwiki.com/

 

but, i still suggest you buy the guide, it's by max brooks, and it's at most book stores. Also, by the same guy, world war z is another zombie book, but it's a story rather than a guide. I recommend both.

 

 

 

most importantly the zombie survival guide is an amazing read, he never breaks tone so if there was an actual viral outbreak that formed zombies it would be an effective guide.

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Orthodoxy is unconciousness

the only ones who should kill are those who are prepared to be killed.

I just made us a stronghold to hang out it.

 

Good luck zombies.

 

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Hegemony-Spain

Just a thought...Honey has everything needed to sustain life...So I vote on bringing an artificial bee's nest. And yeah, us tipiters are well prepared for zombie attacks.

 

But how many of us could actually, physically do what we plan? How many people actually know how to shoot a gun, build a shelter, and so on?

 

Hooray for us hunters!

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There's a zombie survival RPG in the falador library.

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But how many of us could actually, physically do what we plan? How many people actually know how to shoot a gun, build a shelter, and so on?

 

 

 

Nobody, we'd all die lol.

Just a thought...Honey has everything needed to sustain life...So I vote on bringing an artificial bee's nest. And yeah, us tipiters are well prepared for zombie attacks.

 

But how many of us could actually, physically do what we plan? How many people actually know how to shoot a gun, build a shelter, and so on?

 

 

 

Not many :|

 

Well, I'm certified in Wilderness First Aid, CPR, stuff like that, I've shot a gun, I play paintball/airsoft occasionally. But I don't know how far that would get me...

 

 

 

I play paintball alot. So if paintballing skills would help, I call being the official Tipit Zombie Defense (TZD :twss:) Gunner.

 

 

 

Paint ball gun's "recoil" is for [bleep]s.Its a bloody compressed air gun.

 

 

 

I've handled some assault and sniper rifles,and am pretty handy with a bow.I'm pretty sure I can skin some animals pretty good,and stuff.All in all,my plan to be a maniac with a gun seems pretty safe.

 

 

 

Also Doom,when I'm less lazy later today I'll go continue the story (ie;dibs)

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so i herd u liek devarts?

If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".

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The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".

Amen, brother :lol:

Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)

amen Bruder! (german ftw)

I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.

That's impossible.

 

I love people.[/hide]

I just made us a stronghold to hang out it.

 

Good luck zombies.

 

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Get to work building that thing ;).

 

 

 

Part of me is incredibly tempted to make a thread for applicants to join our tip.it zombie survival group (I won't of course). In total I believe the group shall be twelve people as sworddude suggested earlier on, I may have to edit this post a few times so we can fill those spaces. :twss:

 

 

 

The tip.it zombie survival group/task force:

 

 

 

Leader: Me ;).

 

Crazed gun wielding zombie killer:

 

Sniper: Dragoonson

 

Driver: Mage_man0103

 

Guy who can use a sledgehammer:

 

Time bomb pack mule: Purfishx

 

Guy looking for cure:

 

Smart quiet guy who ends up going crazy: Mmmcannibalism

 

Hot female of child bearing age:

 

Cool guy in leather jacket who smokes a cigarette whenever something blows up: Lenticular_J

 

Guy who scavenges for supplies: Riku3220

 

Quiet guy who is most likely to get the most amusement from shooting zombies: Sworddude198

 

Frontlines man: Roccodog25

 

 

 

Feel free to join any space not taken. :twss:

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That's why you're on the TZDF blackdawn. Even your balls can tear zombies to shreds.

smart quiet guy please :pray:

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Orthodoxy is unconciousness

the only ones who should kill are those who are prepared to be killed.

Welcome to the team. :twss:

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That's why you're on the TZDF blackdawn. Even your balls can tear zombies to shreds.
Welcome to the team. :twss:

 

 

 

Awesome, now to go find out bullet drop rates for various snipers!

 

 

 

I play paintball alot. So if paintballing skills would help, I call being the official Tipit Zombie Defense (TZD :twss:) Gunner.

 

 

 

What about Tipiters Armed Zombie Elimimanting Recruits (T.A.Z.E.R.)?

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Nine naked men is a technological achievement. Quote of 2013.

 

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Why not give it to someone who already knows?Damn I note I'd be pretty close to Grigori...Guy who traps zombies,guy who shoots them from rooftops and laughs.Probably crazy but you never know.The prospect has attained a status of acknowledgement in my mind.

devilgod.jpeg

so i herd u liek devarts?

If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".

[hide=This's why I'm hot]

The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".

Amen, brother :lol:

Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)

amen Bruder! (german ftw)

I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.

That's impossible.

 

I love people.[/hide]

Alright then, drag is our new sniper, mage your being replaced :twisted:.

 

 

 

But you're now a driver ;).

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That's why you're on the TZDF blackdawn. Even your balls can tear zombies to shreds.

You didn't put me in my spot already?

 

 

 

:c

 

 

 

This is fun. Even though it won't work. Unless we can all meet up right before the outbreak occurs ... I vote Amsterdam. We can have some fun before the world dies.

catch it now so you can like it before it went so mainstream

Can I be a scavenger? I can look around for food and survivors in the day time and possibly tend to minor injuries. \'

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Hehe, your both in the team ;). And that sounds like a plan lent! Amsterdam it is, make sure to bring your guns. :twss:

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That's why you're on the TZDF blackdawn. Even your balls can tear zombies to shreds.
Hehe, your both in the team ;). And that sounds like a plan lent! Amsterdam it is, make sure to bring your guns. :twss:

 

 

 

Should we meet up there if some group assumes world control? in which case I suggest getting an armoured vehicle and anti-vehicle weapons instead of guns...

 

 

 

 

 

Also, who sits in the passenger seat? I'm thinking mounted gun that can rotate to point out front and the passengers window, either that or no passenger and I get a gun that points out the passgenger window, for zombie drive-bys 8-)

 

 

 

If that fails, nick a few flame tanks, if the milita have evac'd and not worry about the flaming zombies getting near you (Lent, find out the nearest outposts in Amsterdam)

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Nine naked men is a technological achievement. Quote of 2013.

 

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The armoured vehicle i'm on board with, though we'll probably require two or more of them to fit everyone. About the anti-vehicle weapons, perhaps bring one or two if their needed, but in most cases bring regular firearms.

 

 

 

I'd expect myself to go in the passenger seat with a rifle of some sort, of course the glass in the windows would be replaced with some sort of metal defence, such as bars. Mounted gun you say? Depends on where it would be, if it's on the roof then there's gonna have to be a hole in the roof for someone to use it, but then the undead could get inside the vehicle.

 

 

 

Flame tanks? Only use these if we really need to, in most cases we'll require bullets. And yeah lent you should find out about any outposts in Amsterdam, we're gonna be heading there once the outbreak begins.

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That's why you're on the TZDF blackdawn. Even your balls can tear zombies to shreds.
I just made us a stronghold to hang out it.

 

Good luck zombies.

 

[hide=]strongholdmu1.jpg[/hide]

 

Get to work building that thing ;).

 

 

 

Part of me is incredibly tempted to make a thread for applicants to join our tip.it zombie survival group (I won't of course). In total I believe the group shall be twelve people as sworddude suggested earlier on, I may have to edit this post a few times so we can fill those spaces. :twss:

 

 

 

The tip.it zombie survival group/task force:

 

 

 

Leader: Me ;).

 

Crazed gun wielding zombie killer:

 

Sniper: Dragoonson

 

Driver: Mage_man0103

 

Guy who can use a sledgehammer:

 

Pack mule:

 

Zoe from l4d:

 

Guy looking for cure:

 

Smart quiet guy who ends up going crazy: Mmmcannibalism

 

Hot female of child bearing age:

 

Cool guy in leather jacket who smokes a cigarette whenever something blows up: Lenticular_J

 

Guy who scavenges for supplies: Riku3220

 

Quiet guy who is most likely to get the most amusement from shooting zombies: Sworddude198

 

 

 

Feel free to join any space not taken. :twss:

 

 

 

Added a space and myself.

 

 

 

Honestly, I think it would be best if we met up somewhere we can all easily access, and those with the easy access to weapons and ammo bring them with them.

 

 

 

Or we say [bleep] it and head to America for the guns then we all move elsewhere if we have a certified pilot.

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Denizen of Darkness| PSN= sworddude198

Fly a big plane around to pick us up like a huge flying schoolbus of doom.

devilgod.jpeg

so i herd u liek devarts?

If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".

[hide=This's why I'm hot]

The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".

Amen, brother :lol:

Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)

amen Bruder! (german ftw)

I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.

That's impossible.

 

I love people.[/hide]

Well, if we pick up a plane early enough, we can deal with any infected, and land it in a deserted area, hopefully with some transport waiting.

 

 

 

And honestly because of the plane's height from the ground, it makes it a bit easier to defend when the zombies can't get to you. Though we have the problem of needing to fortify the plane if we plan on staying in an area and using it as our place of defence.

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Denizen of Darkness| PSN= sworddude198

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