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Zombie Plans-Revised

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im probably in the best position because you almost never hear of zombies invading alsaka.

 

 

 

Mabye because Zombies havn't invaded anywhere :lol:

 

 

 

You sir, win a cookie.

 

 

 

Chocolate chips please =P~ .

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Maybe a decent sized flotilla could work. We could just keep going along the oceans and when we need food just stop off at the nearest coast and send out a scav team.

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Maybe a decent sized flotilla could work. We could just keep going along the oceans and when we need food just stop off at the nearest coast and send out a scav team.

 

 

 

I don't feel like living my life on a flotilla. Besides, I wanna kill some zombies.

Here's a list of supplies and necessities that would make our lives better/longer.

 

 

 

For 10 people:

 

20 semi automatic rifles. If any break, if we find any new people, spares are good.

 

at least 500 rounds for each rifle, more if possible. This will take up a lot of space though.

 

Supplies to build a IED, for clearing rubble, or for any reason.

 

As much gas/oil as we can get

 

A generator that can be powered by muscle, ie: A bike hooked up to a generator.

 

a side arm of some sort for each person, a semi-auto pistol with silencer would work.

 

200 rounds for each of those.

 

Two water purification systems, and a crapload of water purification tablets. The second is if the other rusts/breaks.

 

A blimp or a helicopter, or both.

 

As many things of canned food as possible. Or MRE's

 

As much bottled water as possible

 

Two crossbows with 50 bolts for each

 

Seeds for food

 

Agriculture tools, rakes, etc.

 

An axe/saw for cutting down trees

 

Shovels

 

Hammers

 

Nails

 

Some rubber/instant cement.

 

Medical supplies, advil, bandages, anesthetic, whatever we can get.

 

 

 

If we could get some brave people to try to drive a truck to wherever we are with some of these supplies, we would have a good chance.

 

 

 

Also, as for Alaska, and canada, zombies freeze, literally. They don't die, but their rotting bodies (which normally last 5 years) life span is extended. They will be fine in the normal months, but during the winter you'd be fine. But that's where just about ever refugee would be going.

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Can I take the position of Experimentalist? I think that would include finding a cure, as well as taking weapons and improving them. This might also include fixing useful pieces of technology, or possibly building them.

 

 

 

For example, if the idea of crossbows stays, I have a way that I could probably make an automatically reloading one, which might help. Also, with a bit more knowledge about how guns work, I could probably figure out a way of improving them.

 

 

 

If this fails, I'll join the team as an explosive carrier. (We could probably figure out some way to get an explosive that would have a huge amount of shrapnel, which would at least seriously wound, and possibly hurt zombies.)

 

 

 

 

 

Also, as a plan for what I'd do if a zombie attack broke out....

 

 

 

I'd probably get a knife, then run and hide, trying to survive during the night, and scavenging during the day, as there's no way I could use a gun (too weak, I'd probably snap my wrist with the recoil). Then, I'd die, not from the zombies, but due to trying to escape from them by running across a narrow board between two tall buildings, which would then snap, letting me fall.

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Here's a list of supplies and necessities that would make our lives better/longer.

 

 

 

For 10 people:

 

20 semi automatic rifles. If any break, if we find any new people, spares are good.

 

at least 500 rounds for each rifle, more if possible. This will take up a lot of space though.

 

Supplies to build a IED, for clearing rubble, or for any reason.

 

As much gas/oil as we can get

 

A generator that can be powered by muscle, ie: A bike hooked up to a generator.

 

a side arm of some sort for each person, a semi-auto pistol with silencer would work.

 

200 rounds for each of those.

 

Two water purification systems, and a crapload of water purification tablets. The second is if the other rusts/breaks.

 

A blimp or a helicopter, or both.

 

As many things of canned food as possible. Or MRE's

 

As much bottled water as possible

 

Two crossbows with 50 bolts for each

 

Seeds for food

 

Agriculture tools, rakes, etc.

 

An axe/saw for cutting down trees

 

Shovels

 

Hammers

 

Nails

 

Some rubber/instant cement.

 

Medical supplies, advil, bandages, anesthetic, whatever we can get.

 

 

 

If we could get some brave people to try to drive a truck to wherever we are with some of these supplies, we would have a good chance.

 

 

 

Also, as for Alaska, and canada, zombies freeze, literally. They don't die, but their rotting bodies (which normally last 5 years) life span is extended. They will be fine in the normal months, but during the winter you'd be fine. But that's where just about ever refugee would be going.

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We'd also want some animals (Such as cows and chickens) which can produde food (egges, milk) without being slaughterd.

Can I take the position of Experimentalist? I think that would include finding a cure, as well as taking weapons and improving them. This might also include fixing useful pieces of technology, or possibly building them.

 

 

 

For example, if the idea of crossbows stays, I have a way that I could probably make an automatically reloading one, which might help. Also, with a bit more knowledge about how guns work, I could probably figure out a way of improving them.

 

 

 

If this fails, I'll join the team as an explosive carrier. (We could probably figure out some way to get an explosive that would have a huge amount of shrapnel, which would at least seriously wound, and possibly hurt zombies.)

 

Maybe a liquid nitrogen bomb could work for an explosive. It'd freeze all the zombies in an area and we could just smash their heads with a baseball bat or other blunt object.

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Can I take the position of Experimentalist? I think that would include finding a cure, as well as taking weapons and improving them. This might also include fixing useful pieces of technology, or possibly building them.

 

 

 

For example, if the idea of crossbows stays, I have a way that I could probably make an automatically reloading one, which might help. Also, with a bit more knowledge about how guns work, I could probably figure out a way of improving them.

 

 

 

If this fails, I'll join the team as an explosive carrier. (We could probably figure out some way to get an explosive that would have a huge amount of shrapnel, which would at least seriously wound, and possibly hurt zombies.)

 

Maybe a liquid nitrogen bomb could work for an explosive. It'd freeze all the zombies in an area and we could just smash their heads with a baseball bat or other blunt object.

 

 

 

I call punching the zombie heads to make them shatter.

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Denizen of Darkness| PSN= sworddude198

Can I take the position of Experimentalist? I think that would include finding a cure, as well as taking weapons and improving them. This might also include fixing useful pieces of technology, or possibly building them.

 

 

 

For example, if the idea of crossbows stays, I have a way that I could probably make an automatically reloading one, which might help. Also, with a bit more knowledge about how guns work, I could probably figure out a way of improving them.

 

 

 

If this fails, I'll join the team as an explosive carrier. (We could probably figure out some way to get an explosive that would have a huge amount of shrapnel, which would at least seriously wound, and possibly hurt zombies.)

 

Maybe a liquid nitrogen bomb could work for an explosive. It'd freeze all the zombies in an area and we could just smash their heads with a baseball bat or other blunt object.

 

 

 

I call punching the zombie heads to make them shatter.

 

 

 

Or i could use you as a baseball bat :twisted:

 

We'd also want some animals (Such as cows and chickens) which can produde food (egges, milk) without being slaughterd.

 

True. horses are very good transportation too, but the upkeep is a little higher. Also, in a pinch, we can kill the livestock for food.

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Hegemony-Spain

 

We'd also want some animals (Such as cows and chickens) which can produde food (egges, milk) without being slaughterd.

 

True. horses are very good transportation too, but the upkeep is a little higher. Also, in a pinch, we can kill the livestock for food.

 

 

 

I don't see much upkeep. They can survive off grass and water from lakes, and in a complete emergency we could kill one and eat it. Plus, they're great jumpers. Gap the zombies, pl0x?

If you'd ever taken care of horse for a long period of time you'd understand. You need to care for them, brush them, etc. Otherwise they will be much less likely to let you ride them. Or they might throw you in a bad situation, which they probably wouldn't do if they liked you.

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Hegemony-Spain

Can I take the position of Experimentalist? I think that would include finding a cure, as well as taking weapons and improving them. This might also include fixing useful pieces of technology, or possibly building them.

 

 

 

For example, if the idea of crossbows stays, I have a way that I could probably make an automatically reloading one, which might help. Also, with a bit more knowledge about how guns work, I could probably figure out a way of improving them.

 

 

 

If this fails, I'll join the team as an explosive carrier. (We could probably figure out some way to get an explosive that would have a huge amount of shrapnel, which would at least seriously wound, and possibly hurt zombies.)

 

Maybe a liquid nitrogen bomb could work for an explosive. It'd freeze all the zombies in an area and we could just smash their heads with a baseball bat or other blunt object.

 

 

 

I call punching the zombie heads to make them shatter.

 

 

 

Or i could use you as a baseball bat :twisted:

 

 

 

Sure, if you want a 9st baseball bat thats more or less 6ft high.

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Denizen of Darkness| PSN= sworddude198

Can I take the position of Experimentalist? I think that would include finding a cure, as well as taking weapons and improving them. This might also include fixing useful pieces of technology, or possibly building them.

 

 

 

For example, if the idea of crossbows stays, I have a way that I could probably make an automatically reloading one, which might help. Also, with a bit more knowledge about how guns work, I could probably figure out a way of improving them.

 

 

 

If this fails, I'll join the team as an explosive carrier. (We could probably figure out some way to get an explosive that would have a huge amount of shrapnel, which would at least seriously wound, and possibly hurt zombies.)

 

Maybe a liquid nitrogen bomb could work for an explosive. It'd freeze all the zombies in an area and we could just smash their heads with a baseball bat or other blunt object.

 

 

 

I call punching the zombie heads to make them shatter.

 

 

 

Or i could use you as a baseball bat :twisted:

 

 

 

Sure, if you want a 9st baseball bat thats more or less 6ft high.

 

 

 

K, scrap that plan.

I guessed you'd say that.

 

 

 

So a new matter of business. If needed, who do we eat first?

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Denizen of Darkness| PSN= sworddude198

I guessed you'd say that.

 

 

 

So a new matter of business. If needed, who do we eat first?

 

 

 

Purepayer, no question.

Just letting you guys know, I'd without a doubt go insane and kill you all if I became paranoid that you were plotting against me. You really, REALLY want to keep me snuggle-wuggley.

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Just letting you guys know, I'd without a doubt go insane and kill you all if I became paranoid that you were plotting against me. You really, REALLY want to keep me snuggle-wuggley.

 

 

 

K, ill get the straight jacket...

I guessed you'd say that.

 

 

 

So a new matter of business. If needed, who do we eat first?

 

 

 

Purepayer, no question.

 

 

 

I call first bite

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I hope someone got joke before reading this line

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Orthodoxy is unconciousness

the only ones who should kill are those who are prepared to be killed.

I guessed you'd say that.

 

 

 

So a new matter of business. If needed, who do we eat first?

 

 

 

Purepayer, no question.

 

 

 

I call first bite

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I hope someone got joke before reading this line

 

 

 

I'm assuminf It has to do with your name "Canibalism"? :lol:

Im assuming that was a reference to the interesting paradoxes thread answer I gave you?

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Orthodoxy is unconciousness

the only ones who should kill are those who are prepared to be killed.

Im assuming that was a reference to the interesting paradoxes thread answer I gave you?

 

 

 

Oh. How did I forget that :lol: / #-o

Hmm. I'm thinking of writing my own Zombie survival guide :lol:

Gimme a a sniper rifle, a shotgun, a baseball bat, and a humvee. Let's Go! ;)

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I'd grab the extra large chef's knife from my kitchen (this thing is a beast), battle my way out the door, and hop in one of my parents' cars. I'd then drive to the nearest [bleep]s Sporting Goods, and pick myself up a couple of guns, some knives, the works. From there, I'd drive to the Air Force base around 30 mins from my house, obviously running over any zombies in my way. Once I arrived at the Air Force base, I'd somehow find a way to get into an F-16, turn it on, and taxi it over to the entrance. Then I'd wait. Zombie vs. guided missiles, 50mm cannons, and rockets? I think we know the outcome of that one :twisted:

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